Episode Transcripts

0:02

Mike: Yeah, it's fucking brilliant. Look, I love that kind of shit. I think I think Charlie is just like my favorite character. But then again, like I said, I do find Dennis kind of cool in his horrible way. I think given the opportunity, obviously Dennis in his later life doesn't succeed and he is a creep and he's a seriously dangerous man.

0:22

But I think if we all have the opportunity to be Dennis. I don't know because I'm he's going to tell them like. 100 women that he's. Back. But it's awful. I think, I think I have all of them. I would like to be Charlie more than any of them.

0:39

Oh yeah, Because he has. Even though he's an illiterate idiot, he likes to like, drink pain and half this and fucking play play night crawlers in the sewers. He's the most relatable. Yeah. Because if out of any of them, we'd probably have closer to his life. 0:59 I like, I like all the I like when he gets to sing and make and like do bad music that that's always like a good highlight of that's. Because Charlie Dake and he's he's, yeah, music. He's Charlie Day is a genius and a St.

1:15

Yes. Anyway, for another episode of Trapped in the Queue. We've just been recording all this time. Not all of it, but I am a fun of having like. A pre ramble. An abrupt cold open. Nothing to do with the episode. OK, but it's just let's let's start in the middle of a conversation every time.

1:35

And it's always good because you never know when I've pressed a cold. I guess as long as we as long as we didn't hear about. That guy. That killed that kid. No, no, no, no. Cut that day. There's no names they don't know.

1:56

Now that it's, it's been going on for two minutes. No, just changed like. Fair enough.

2:16

So another part of spoops Spooks spoops. This is Part 3, right? Yes. So I can officially say 3 spooky 5 me. Is it a five part series?

2:31

No, it said. It's so upset, I don't want to say. Three spooky as opposed to two spooky for ME3 spooky 5 me. Yeah, yeah. You know, I fucking hate every time I this is just a normal, I think. I don't know if it's like something you said or you've grown up with or it's something to do with our dialect and our area and our colloquialisms, so to speak.

2:53

But every now and then someone will just say how you doing? And I'll say, ah, not 3 bad. Yeah, there's something my granddad just say. It's something my mom said. Not 3 bad, obviously, it just it's one more than not too bad. And that feels like a very, I don't know, millennial ish silly lame joke, but it's just something that just feels normal to say.

3:11

Is that anything that's just you casually said. Oh, your parents are older generations of yeah, not 3 bad. I would say that from my experience now, you were the only person that says it. Maybe it's just maybe it's just my family and I think it's normal and I get really wound up when I I literally what do you mean?

3:33

What do you mean you don't know what I'm saying? It's like it's incredibly easy to work out exactly what you need. Yeah, I'm talking to idiots. I'm sorry about idiots all the time, but what are people like? What do you mean not 3 bad and that make it's when someone questioned it.

3:49

I have to actually think about it and figure out what it meant. I just thought it was something like my mom used to, my granddad used to say. But I was like, yeah, not too bad. Yeah, not 3 bad, one more I guess. Something from the old country. Maybe if you're referencing something, I don't know what it is.

4:09

Well, you have Eastern European descent. That is true. Yes, that's that's what I was gay about. So maybe it's just something people say in the old country. Maybe so. Maybe it's a Lithuanian thing from the? Fatherland. Yeah, I think that's probably what it is.

4:24

From the yeah, they 'd be on the on the fields tending to the frozen grains of wheat. It's another hard summer or winter because the soil is just frozen. It's always frozen. I genuinely don't know what the climate's like in Lithuania.

4:40

Neither do I, no. You don't. I imagine it's always. Funny. Imagine it's cabbage and potato fields. Cabbage, potato fields, always cold way to way to really alienate Lithuanian listeners.

5:02

They are the majority of our fundraise Lithuanians. Hey, this guy's last name, maybe you can speak for our people. Maybe maybe he's got some insight to our current political climate. I'm sorry guys, I don't know who I'm voting for this term.

5:17

It's. Lost connection Lost connection to his ways. It's. Going to be Bronchus Machuskovic or Brutus Selaskovic. I have both got very good policies.

5:36

This is where everyone goes, which me both got very good policies. They slaughtered men live on TV for chickens. I see, I see, never even heard of mine is a blaska vas. The underdog.

5:55

You should know that. Yeah, I guess I really need to brush up on my Lithuanian politics. I might be the deciding swing vote for undecided voters. If there's one thing Lithuania doesn't need, it's a hung government.

6:11

This time I really I really need to hold one. Try and get back to my roots. Can you imagine me walking up to a uranium? Like I like they owe me something or I feel like I belong there.

6:28

I don't think anything would happen to me if I ever visited there. Like I don't think I'd ever get a sense of oral and well-being. But like, oh, great, dirt really being abusive to a place. I have no idea what it looks like. This is like how people from Kazakhstan hate Sasha Bone Cohen because they're always like, no, Kazakhstan does not look like that.

6:52

And you have no idea what it's like. Kind of does though. But. Yeah, yeah, it it sort of reminded me at first not, not completely, do you think? I should create a Borat style Kazakhstan character, Lithuanian star character.

7:08

What? What would be just give me a quick, a quick taste of what the accent's going to be like and I'll and I'll keep my eyes closed and I'll visualize what it would look like on the. Base My name is Harry Leibowitz and welcome to my law firm.

7:27

It's so just an American cheer. Is that what you're getting for? Yeah, isn't that not what Catholic starts Harry Leibowitz. Oh my God. I'm Bruno Weissman. Yeah, it's sort of, it reminded me of, you know, those Americans that are like, I, I'm Irish.

7:50

Oh yeah. And they're quite clearly fucking not at. All they might have some sort of like Irish descent or. Yeah, like the great, great, great grandfather. 18 generations ago. Yeah, or like they'll claim that they are Scottish and no, nothing of Scotland or anything.

8:10

People do that, they'll go well, I'm African. Really. You? Know well they're fucking idiots as. Well, you know, actually I am. I am considered a black man, you know I'm. Allowed to say it, Yeah, that's what it's about, I think. Yeah. Oh my God.

8:27

Actually I'm 13030, third black, so you know, my uncle owned a slave. So I can say it, my uncle, that's not even like generations ago. That's like Instilla, right?

8:45

I actually met my great grandfather. My mum's brother. On the slave, so I can say it clearly man. Like. Great, great, great grandfather. Even then, they're still not allowed to say it just because they owned a slave.

9:03

My Lord. So if you've been following this part, this spooky part series because it's spooky month. Yeah, there's another edited. Yeah, another edited Spooky.

9:19

I've got a. Go at them. Yeah, I haven't. You got to wait till. All the I was, I was I was I was going to do some earlier today, but I did not wake up as early as I would have lied. I also didn't even get out of bed for like an hour after I'd woken up anyway.

9:35

That's absolutely fine. Excuse me? God damn. Someone's come down with a sickness. Oh my Lord. So yeah, this is Part 3, Part 3 of talking about horror films and games and literatures.

9:52

And should catch up and just reiterate all of that. One again, this is going to be a follower of podcasts. Yeah, thought the mighty follower. Let's just talk about human Centipede again. Oh boy. OK, no. Did we cover Part 2 and 3?

10:12

We did. We did. We touched on Part 2. We talked about Lawrence Harvey, didn't we? Yeah, we did. Yeah, then we talked about Serbian Film, we've talked about Evil Dead, we've talked about Alien, we've talked about VHS, the ABC's of Death, we've talked about The Thing.

10:28

What? You know that that thing? What thing? The thing that we talked about in episode. One, they should do a sequel called That Thing, and then they should do a musical. What this thing? And it's a it's a buddy cop comedy where Chris Rock and Jackie Chan have to hunt the thing.

10:49

Little do they know they are both the thing spin off to a musical one called That Thing You Do generally is a musical film called That Thing You Do. Oh my, it was, I believe. We we might be in trouble for some sort of copyright that then.

11:07

Yeah, films have the same names all the time. I mean, you can't copyright individual words, really, unless they're brand names. Yeah, I guarantee there's a couple. I guarantee there's a couple of films out there with the same name. Just. Oh yeah, name 2. Avengers. And.

11:23

The Avengers. Oh yeah, like I I reckon I could pick, I reckon I could pick some generic word like phone call and I bet there's like 4 different films called phone call or the Phone call or Libra, Libra Witch War Firm 2.

11:43

The subtitle is the phone call, is it? Yeah. It's not what you're getting there. Yeah, there's at least. Three films of that title. It's again films of the same title, Evil Dead Evil Death, because you know, they do remakes nowadays with the exact same thing.

12:01

Well, yeah, but it's. Even worse when they do a sequel like there was there was a sequel that came out and it was just the same name again but like. There's been a lot of franchises. Like legacy sequels, like Oh yeah, it's actually sequel to the first one, like but it's still called Halloween. I think Halloween did it.

12:16

Yeah. So like, yeah, because Halloween came out Halloween 2-3, whatever, H2O, and then they did the real Halloween 3 and that was just called Halloween. Yeah. Then if you're ever talking about it, you have to add the year after it so people know what you're talking about.

12:33

Oh, did you seen you were dead? Yeah, I've seen you were dead. It's fucking great. Wish you were dead. Are you on a boat? I'm on Evil Dead. Like fucking 1987. What, 987? I wasn't even alive then. Why would I have seen that? Which is an argument I've had with people like. Have you ever had?

12:48

To know I used to work with a guy who flat out refused to watch any film that was made before the year 2001. What year was he born I'm. Trying to work it out of my head. I'm not even sure who old he is he.

13:04

Sounds like an idiot. Yeah, pretty much. It was all I was a nice enough fellow, but I kept being like, well, what about this, you know, seeing this. Yeah, yeah. Nothing but dry Pickles.

13:22

He's an all right fella, but nothing but dry Pickles up there. I love making up new things and I'm going to start saying that at work. All right fella, but nothing but dry Pickles up there. And I think that will make sense if I say it if that context or if I say it with those sort of inflections.

13:42

Do you know, I reckon he was probably born in like the year 2001, if I've been honest with you. It's like I've had this conversation, like, oh, why would I watch this film? I weren't alive then. I'm like, oh, why would I listen to this song? I weren't alive then. But you know ABBA exists, right? You know The Beatles exist.

13:57

You know, I frequently catch you singing ABBA. You weren't alive then, but you know of them. So your argument's fucking no, stop it. But yeah, there's it's usually like not even a lot generations young in this, but even like the generation blows were like, Nah, I went like, no, don't care.

14:13

Films look shit then, or you'll get those or you get those. People go, I don't like American films. Yeah, it's like, OK, name your favorite British films that aren't a fucking gangster film or a heist film. Go on.

14:29

You can't say any film directed by Guy Ritchie as well. Here's a challenge in here with your stipulations, yeah. You're only watched British things. My God. Great. Yeah. I only, I absolutely. I only watched James Bond. That's it.

14:47

I mean, they've still seen about 50 movies. Then yeah, I'm not quite a lot. It is, but still widen your appeal a little bit. And then like what? What defines, quote UN quote, a British film? Because James Bond, the company that own them, is like, what is MGM or Universal?

15:02

They're still an American company. It's American money. Same with Harry Potter. Would you class them as British films? Yeah. Even though all the money comes from like a big American studio and it has American like what? Just. Right. Just because it's got like an umbrella.

15:19

Do you know what I mean? I don't, I don't think that they've only given a bit of money so they can take more money. When I always, when I, when I think of a British film, I think of like British funded. So usually from like Channel 4, because they do a lot of the funding funded by the National Lottery. Yeah. And it's usually under the guise of like a Danny Boyle or something or so it's like 28 Days Later, Nick Frosting, Shaun of the Dead, something like that, you know?

15:43

And they have a certain feel to it. And look where you just look at it for 5 minutes, like, yeah, this is fucking England. Look at the fucking state it feels. It feels. Like a you said, like a really good, yeah, this is England. Yeah, look at the state tagline. The sequel to This is England, but you know what I mean?

16:02

It's like it feels like a British film. Like, I won't even sound like Harry Potter feels like a British film just because all the cast, Yeah. Because of the fantastical element to it. Like there's a film which I really like is a horror film. I don't know if you've seen Simon Pegg is in it. It's called a. Hollywood.

16:18

Simon Pegg. Horror with Simon Pegg and David Schwimmer is also in it. God, I'm going to have to look it up. Fill fill the air. OK, I'm going to fill the air. So yeah, this is Part 3. We're going to be talking about horror movies in general, and we still have items on the To Do List.

16:38

One of the things that I would like. To. Speak of Oh my God, what a fucking surprise. Jesus Christ, I I can't think of a movie that Simon Pig's done that is a horror.

17:01

Big nothing, it's called. I have not seen it. That's the post. I'd say it's horror. It's more like a thriller sort of thing, but. Oh, OK. It's, it's more of a like a horrible series of events where everything goes wrong and goes wrong. So it's a film where you can't be like, it's not a British film.

17:20

It's technically it's a British film because it's got British money behind, it's got British producers behind it and stuff like that. But it's filmed in Sweden. But David Swimmer's in it and Simon Pegg has got an American accent. So it's technically it's a British film where you wouldn't know it from looking at it. It's really good. It's about them trying to bribe a priest who's a nonce for money so they can make a killing because they work in office cubicles and they just do cheaty telecom.

17:49

Turns out this priest is a killer and he makes snuff films. So it's not just nothing to make snuff films. They don't know this. So they stumble onto like a darker conspiracy and darker things. A lot of money gets involved. They come over, they bribe him, but he's actually like getting fleeced for money from like the mob or something like that.

18:08

So they find more money than they were going to bribe him for. And then more things and more things and more things happen. And then that famous anecdote that everyone's heard, like guy gets pulled over. Apparently it was true story. He's got a bunch of fucking. He's got a body chopped up into little bags, place for what's in, what's in the boot, what's in the back, a couple of dead bodies.

18:27

He's honest. And then the cop just laughs off and watches away. So that scene gets dramatized in this. It's really fucking good film. It's really good. I don't think I've got it on DVD anymore, but for dead, I'd lend it. Yeah, I'm. Nice to go find it on somewhere. Yeah, you'll probably find it on something streaming, but yeah, big nothing.

18:43

It's really good film. Probably 1 of honestly one of my favorite films. Every time I rewatch I'm like, you know what? This is a fucking great film. But yeah, I think it's, it's good to see David Swimmer in something where he's not a Dick head because he's I he's actually like the only decent character in in that like, nice character, you know, everyone else is a bit of a cock, really.

19:06

Because the whole plan itself is is Simon Pegg's plan. I can't remember the name of the actress, but yeah, it's a really good film. It's lots of twists and turns, very twisted. Very. You think, how can it get worse? It gets worse. But yeah, not, not a horror is like a thing, but more of like a thriller, like a you feel tense because you don't know where it's going sort of thing.

19:28

Similar to like I don't know The Departed, which isn't a horror but it's very tense if you've ever seen Departed. I don't think I have, you know? Mark Wahlberg and everyone's fucking into departed in it. Mark Wahlberg, Jack Nicholson, Danny DeVito.

19:47

He's not in it. The other the other guy who only dates 20 odd George begins with AD. Leonardo DiCaprio. There's AD though somewhere there's a prominent D in his name. Leonardo Dicaprio's in it. You said that like Danny DeVito also only dates 20 year olds.

20:06

I mean, he can if he wants. He's. Allowed. He's allowed. Let let that small man do what he wants. Yeah, right. He's a. Tiny old man. Going back to like the pre ramble at the beginning, I followed Danny DeVito on Twitter I.

20:25

Thought you ought to be stalking. For this I wish he's constantly posting pictures of his actual toes and they are grabby like they oh. Yeah, yeah, they. Are fright Reynold toes? Like he's he's been posting full pics for years actually. And it did. Just disgusting that that man.

20:42

Doesn't have to look at them. That man does not look after his feet. I don't have to look at them. I can't not. I can't because you've made the conscious decision to, OK. I haven't made the conscious. No, with the dangers. OK, that is on me. But with the way Twitter is these days, you'll end up seeing stuff you don't want to see and it's just the so like I was scrolling through the other day pass all the porn and all the bots because that's all what it is as well.

21:08

But the caption was New York something fan football team or whatever it was, celebrates with fireworks, blows his hand off. And you think usually if a story like I was on the news, there'd be blood footage and stuff like that. He holds a firework in his hand. It goes off.

21:23

All his fingers come off. You see it, There's blood dripping down. He leans on like a shock window. Obviously there's blood like as his hands packing out and he walks around in a circle, shaking both his arms like he's trying to shake off the pain. And he's just dripping everywhere.

21:40

And the most horrific things I've ever seen in my life. And I'm like, thanks, thanks. Thanks, Twitter. I can't, I didn't really have time for not look at that, you know, But I guess that's the thing. I guess that's what I guess that's what Mr. Musk wants. I suppose I guess so, I guess.

22:00

And he's a fucking cock womble as well. He's a fucking bell end it is. My birthday is 69 days after 4/20. I feel like he's making that up. I didn't even bother to check it out but.

22:16

And I bet no one else did. Yeah, like because no one gives a fuck. I was like, Oh my God, he's so cool. Like who are his fans at? His fans are all fucking sorry if you're like Elon Musk, but you're. Fucking idiot children. You're a mother, Ward. Yeah. That I say over here.

22:34

Yeah, is it is a genuine shame that that he never actually had that fight against Mark Zuckerberg. Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah, because he would have got fucking. He would have been murdered in that thing, I think. It's the actual way he spoke that oh, yeah, I think I've got this like he had that confidence.

22:52

This, this pure. That's pure bullshit. I think it's pure. I don't know if it's pure bullshit that he really is endorsing Donald Trump. I think it's the fact that if Kamala Harris wins, I think, oh, if you didn't know, this was recorded before the big political election.

23:10

If Kamal Harris wins, I think Trump could be done for a lot of crimes. And I think that's where he's really got to lean into the Donald Trump pussy of it all because he will let him off with a lot of these crimes and a lot some of these crimes be. And then because he said so many times if, if they win, if Kamal Harris in her party win, oh, the media is going to have a field day a bit, man.

23:32

There's going to be a frenzy. There's going to be all this. They're going to try their best to lock me away. Like there are. He's already setting it. He's doing that thing where they go medialize all this bullshit. Yeah. You know, he's setting himself up for that. So he he knows he's done a lot of crimes, like even just doing bribing voters. You know, that's a federal offense.

23:48

So apparently there was a court case of that recently that he didn't turn up. He just had to send a couple of his lawyers to because he thinks is above the law. And he's just waiting it out till Tuesday, which is when it when it is, which seems pretty soon to me, but yeah.

24:05

Yeah, just feel very soon. It's so weirdo American politics like so they'll find out next week in a couple of days, but they'll only get put into the big OS. Of jail. No, the big white place.

24:22

Heaven, that's what you're talking about. White Castle, they'll go to the White House, they'll they'll be indoctrinated. No, that's not the right word. Yeah, what is the fucking word, actually? Sworn in yeah, maybe it's not indoctrinated because that's like a thing where you.

24:42

That's what the that's what the church keeps trying to do. To people in many ways, the government. I think, yeah, Well, yeah, but much more the church. Sounds like a. Christian Church. But Stockholm syndrome. Any listener?

24:57

Yeah. Faciality as a cult it is. That's, that's all it is. That's that's the real hollow. Yeah. The episode actually. Speaking of films with the same name, I can't remember the names of the films, but they are different names. But Russell Crowe is in both of them and the posters exactly the fucking same.

25:17

Russell Crowe as a priest doing something. And the films aren't even fucking connected. One came out last year and one came out this. Year. They're not even a sequel, but they have this very similar premise and it's Russell Crowe he just must have had. Yeah, one of them's were. Oh, the Pope's exorcist.

25:33

And then the other one's called like, I don't know, More more, more Pope. More Russell, More Pope. It's fucking what's his name? It's not Kurt Russell. What? I just said his name. Russell Crowe.

25:50

Thinking of all the Russells. It's a surprising amount, actually. Russell in the Pope Don't Russell the Pope's feathers? Russell in the bushes, that's what I think.

26:05

That's what the film's called. Honestly, Russell Crowe? David Russell? Is that one of them? It sounds it. Maybe. I can't place any sort of face to that who. Are the two Russells like I'm thinking of Russell in the name Russell Crowe and Kurt Russell? Yeah, right.

26:20

Get them to in a film in a buddy cop film called. Russell and Russell. Russell Russell, they'll Russell you up shit tag on Russell. I'm Russell and he's Russell. I'm always tied it and he's always messy.

26:38

But get on our bad side and we'll Russell you up commonplace. So Kurt Russell comes in from from from his shift. Russell crows at the breakfast knock. It was like our day. Yeah, let me rustle you something up.

26:57

As he rustles his. Another scene, they're watching a film, one of them's eating a bag of Chris who like, just like, stop rustling that bag. Because when they see where they're walking in the park, it's mid fall, autumn, the autumn will season.

27:19

The muscle of season, yeah. We're just muscling through the through the leaves, doesn't it? When's the horror? Element, I don't know. No, no, I can't figure it out. I can't figure out where muscle to be scared. It's a big leaf.

27:41

Kurt Russell, Russell Crowe, Kurt Russell, Anywhere it looks like our feathers have been Russell this time. Pose raw credits. Find out next time. I don't know if it's a film or a series.

27:57

I think it's a series. If it feels more sick coming to me, I'll be honest. I think they'll be up for it. I don't see why not. Richmond just did the pet house calling final. Now he's got no Russells to him. Not a single muscle of it.

28:14

Get him out of here. But he was Irish 1, he still is. He's not dead. So is there any other horror films you want to touch on or do you want to just go straight into horror games? Or was there any horror films are the ones you want to talk about?

28:31

I still have three things on my list of movies. Go on, we can talk a little bit about Nightmare on Elm Street. My knowledge of Nightmare on Elm Street is very little. I think I've seen one of them and I think it's the Jackie O Haley remake. You've never seen.

28:46

You've not seen any Robert England world. No, I've seen the first one and bits of other ones when they've been on, you know, when I've been flicking through the TV as a child at like 5:00 in the morning or something and they've just been there and I'm like, Oh, my mum, see this kind of my mum here, I'm watching Spooky Spooks.

29:03

Oh like I thought you would get AI. Can't let my mum watch this. You'll never sleep. No, I just kind of know I'm watching spooky suit but they be slashes. Baby slashes. Would they be slashes? Oh.

29:19

They might be slashes. The horror. They might be giants. The spooky version. They might be slashes. Yeah, it does fall into the category like slashing is there is one person who is slashing and it's usually attacking a group.

29:37

AA friend group of teenagers. And yeah, same for Halloween, Friday the 13th safer scream. They're all they're all slashes if they're all all the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly that thing when they when they unmask the alien at the end.

29:54

Matthew Lillard. You got there. It's another visual guide for these cameras that we don't have sounds. Very well. Oh my Lord. Yeah, man on street. I can make sure how shit Alien would be if it turned out it was one of the crew in a fucking suit.

30:15

Just with a lot of piping and bubbles on. Yeah, I was like, oh, you know what? Now that we see you in proper lighting, it looks kind of shit. It's a good, it's a good job. It's a good job. This shit's poorly lit at all times. It's all the way it'd work.

30:32

Why? Did you make all this slime law? Well, actually, fucking Velma walks in. Was that was that an impression of Velma? I can't do Velma. That was more of an Urkel. No, I've just got an image of fucking William Herr on the operating table.

30:49

Yeah. And then I burst from his chest. Is Urkel. And as the blood and shit spews everywhere, this mini Urkel just looks at the camera and goes. It just scurries off down the corridor, but it doesn't snake away like, you know, like the little alien does.

31:12

It just does a little toddler run. Just does a little toddler run away. It's all like Chucky, I guess. Just just does his his goofy world. That's how it is, yeah. Is Chucky a slasher? Yeah, yeah. But it's, well, I was, I was going to say it's it's.

31:27

More have to have the scooby-doo ending where it's en masse Who who who was all the time. Is that just scream? Is that just something scream? Dude, that's. Just something scream, didn't it? Yes, so Scream's just a grown up Scooby-doo. Yeah, yeah. And it was Matthew Lillard all along.

31:42

Oh, he was one of the killers. Anyway, he was comes. There was 2 in the full scream. Comes full circle I guess. Yeah. Yeah, we're doing talk about Nightmare on Elm Street. Yeah, not on Elm Street. First movie I thought was actual holler. Like it was good.

31:58

It, yeah, took itself seriously. Right how? How quick did they go from serious spooky slasher Oh my God it's tense to insane goofy shit like. Same with the Jason ones. How long did it take before they were doing Hey Jason's on a spaceship?

32:15

Second one was less serious but still serious. Ish. Yeah. Third one still serious. I remember quite a lot more. Goofy kills. Remember when we returned into like a a mathemagician? Or am I thinking of The Simpsons parody? I think it's might be thinking.

32:31

Is it not one where we turn into like a wizard? Was it not like Freddie is a wizard? No. I've also seen Freddie versus Jason. There is like listen, there are 9 films in total. 9 Mare on Elm Street.

32:48

Yeah, 9 mare on Elm. Is what they should call. The that includes Freddie versus Jason and the remake with Jacquel Haley together combined. Just the kills that Freddie's done is like 7080. Not my favorite version of Freddie that you've missed.

33:06

Maybe you did, I don't know. You missed another version of Freddie. Got to tell me Grimeskeeper. Willie and it's from what I recall, it's a very similar story. Well, yeah, because the comedy in that story, aren't they? I'll. Get your children in their dreams please, Mr. Grange keeper.

33:25

Mr. Van Houten has the floor. I just don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti lunches in one day meanwhile fucking Graveskeeper Willie just in the corner burning burning away.

33:46

He sees dead all the kids. He does sit down. Yeah, just on fire. And until eventually he burns out. Because you know, Van Houten doesn't like the idea of Millhouse having too spaghetti meatball bin as a death. Anyway. That's the real the real horror.

34:04

Millhouse getting fed the same meal twice. No Elm Street series really really drops off in the fourth film, which I think is called Dream Child, I think. Sounds about right.

34:21

I would say that if anybody hasn't seen the original 7 movie lineup, they only really need to watch three of them. In in from 1:00 to 3:00 or you just you just pick the ones like 1614 in that order.

34:40

Watch 632, not order no watch. Watch the first one right, then watch the third one. Dream Warriors. Right. And then watch the 7th and I'll tell you for why. It's just like a dyad situation, like watch one, watch three.

34:57

Yeah, skip 2. Yeah, fuck in a second who gives a shit about? What's that guy doing squats naked for in his little room? Freaking. There's no way John Mcclane just jumped off a plane wing. The third one's the direct sequel to the first one anyway, isn't it?

35:15

Yeah, Die hard. So yeah, fuck this shitty second one. A lot of people like it, you know, that's. What I think? They're going to the old who's died a fucking Christmas movie. Yeah, it is. But then go, Oh well, I guess Iron Man 3 is a Christmas movie then, because that's also.

35:34

But it's not because that has no Christmas themes. Just because the film's set at Christmas doesn't make it a Christmas film. Yeah, that that that's my point. But because it has certain themes, certain elements, seeing the family for Christmas, Christmas musics, togetherness, you know, all that shit, he says.

35:52

Ho ho, ho at one point, you know. Because he has a machine. Because. He has a machine and it's a Christmas film, but I would argue. The entire film itself would not happen if it wasn't Christmas. I kind of like the whole. Thing is that it's a Christmas party.

36:08

Yeah, Die Hard 2, even though it's set at Christmas and it's still about John Mcclaney and his wife at Christmas, don't think Die Hard 2 is a Christmas film. No one has that conversation because everyone accepts that it's not. It is set. I think it's set on the same day as well, like Christmas Eve.

36:26

What a terribly unlucky day. Because. I'm pretty sure he says so. Can the same shit happen to the same guy to us? But I think I don't know if that's like a common trope that said in a lot of action sequels. But I don't know if he coined it first, if it was an original John McLean, and then apparently there's a fourth one which I'd seen once, which was silly.

36:48

Yeah, the the 4th 1 Adam. Kevin Smith. Was in the end. Kevin Smith was in it. Yeah. And it was like about computer terrorists. And as soon as you put computer terrorists in any sort of action form, I'm. I'm, I'm boring because there's a lot of shots of people sat at desks, cut to cameras.

37:05

They're trying their best to make it look action and like quick zooms. Yeah. Yeah, You should know they've done a couple of a couple of James Bond did it add James Bond that was a computer terrorist and he just knew everything where James Bond was going to be for this train to crash their hair at the same.

37:20

Now computer terrorists lose me. I just don't like them as a villain. Yeah. Did Freddie ever fight a computer terrorist? No. Then then he didn't drop off hard enough. It's specifically children. I'm being honest with you. Any of these children good at computers?

37:38

I mean, a couple of them probably were. It's it's a long time since I've seen a lot of them. Like Freddie versus a nerd. Those are a couple of fucking nerds in the third one, Dream Warriors, which is the second one that you should watch. Is that one where I'll dress up as like Wizards?

37:54

Dream Warriors is set on a paediatrics wing of a psychiatric hospital, where Nancy from the first film is playing. She's she's still same actress playing the same part, just as an older version of Nancy.

38:16

I think before you continue, we have to mention that Johnny Depp's first film role was a nightmare on Ann Street. Because people will kick off if you don't mention that fact. Because people. I don't care about Johnny Depp. And neither do I. But Nicolas Cage got in the job, apparently. I'm just going to say that. Everyone knows that.

38:31

But you've got to say it, because if you don't say it, people kick off, you know? Yeah, Aragon broke his foot when he kicked. The fucking hell, man. Stop it. Well.

38:49

Fucking hate those facts that everybody knows. Hello, Did you know Uncle Phil was also a shredder? Yes. What What does mean about them is that people tell you as though no one else knows. I'm the only one who learned this part. Yeah, I read an article.

39:05

I read a Buffy's article because of the 17 things you absolutely do not know. My mind was blown wide open. Did you know Leonard Capra actually cut his hand on that glass and they just carried on filming?

39:22

Yeah, That's why it looks weird, because that's like, why is this hand randomly bleeding? And they never, like, filmed it or made it out that he cut his hand. He just did it and he carried on. You know, dude, to pick like, we know it's lame. They should. They should have stopped it and done it again.

39:38

Fuck you. Oh. My God. Is it? I read an interview with Tarantino recently. Like he makes good films to a certain extent. I love hate relationship with a lot of his films. He's such a dickhead. 1 he right.

39:54

He says I'll never ever watch the new Dune films like Doom 1 and Doom 2 and Doom Messiah, which will be coming out next year or the year after. Yeah, even though they are amazing, he's like, I watched them a few times in the. 80s Oh, I thought you said doom. Oh dude.

40:09

Which is I was like, well, yeah, they're shit. Yeah, no, dude. So Doom 1. Yeah, Mr. Talentino. Doom one Doom 2HE refuses to watch them because it's like I've I've seen spice worms before. It's been done. Don't want to watch it, don't want to see it again. They're really good.

40:25

It's like that Shogun show on Yeah on FX slash Disney Plus. Really good, absolutely amazing. It's fucking stunning it. They did ATV series of it as well in like the 80s. Our thing is, it's like, don't care. I've seen it. If you put me in a time machine, take me back to Feudo Japan and show it me live, I don't want to see it.

40:44

I've seen it before. Show up, actually. Why you being such a knob for you being so pretentious? I think the I think he's a really good film maker. I've enjoyed every one of his movies. I'm not enjoyed every but. Him, he himself is just a massive arsehole.

41:03

He is. It's like a Morris situation. A lot of people like his music, but they just don't like him as a person. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like his fucking music. And smile, smile. Come on there. Come on, just smile. I'm going to. I'm going to be a toxic man towards Morris. Come on, love, smile.

41:19

Have a chicken wing. You'll love it. Pop a burger in your mouth mate, it'll change your life. Can you imagine if he accidentally ate something? Accidentally ate meat once. He just started smiling and now his music was happy.

41:36

I've got nothing against vegetarians or anything or veganism, that's absolutely fine. But. It leaves more sausages for me and you don't it. Exactly. The fact that he's, the fact that he's one of those like extreme vegetarians that have said you would rather eat a human child than kill and eat an animal.

42:00

Yeah, because he's a fuck head. I'm like that. That's still meat though, isn't it? You fucking weirdo? It's not. It's not a plant baby. Yeah. Baby made of leaves is it? Baby. Still me? Yeah. Does he get down on his Mrs. Does he? Probably. Not He's a fucking asshole, isn't he?

42:19

Don't say that you. Don't like the tank? Very, very tart. Oh my God. Is what he'll say.

42:39

He's had a traumatic experience because the first time he went down and one was on a hot, ripe summer's day and it's put him off for the rest of his life and that's why he's a vegetarian. Quote me on that. Quote me on that. Any news I was listening make a fucking.

42:59

Count it on my grave, Put it on my tombstone. Oh my God. So what's the order? 1/3 and seven. Tell me for why.

43:17

Well, the first one is I would I would consider is the only true real hollow one. I mean the second one's good as well. The. Remake one's pretty spooky. Yeah, but I mean, if if we're just talking about the original. Jacket series did a fine job and he was under underappreciated.

43:32

Yeah, I really enjoyed. People, right? Yeah, but it's not Robert England. Yeah, the guy's like fucking 95. South What's the first one? What's the third one? Dream Warriors What's? Wrong with like 4 and the other ones that you've missed out five too scary.

43:52

I can't even talk about them. That's it's like I'm reliving it myself. It's like I was in the film. Terrible. Well, yeah, the. Dad was beaten to death by a VHS sleeve of Nightmare on Elm Street Four.

44:09

I can't watch it. In the third one, the children are Lucy, dreaming like the Mormon power of their own dreams, So there's more of a power struggle about it. Freddy still manages to get a lot of them, you know what I mean?

44:26

Otherwise it will be much of A slash of liquid, you know what I mean? But a lot of the kids make it to the next film after or you know, they still reference Stephen and then Kincaid, for instance, who's one of the kids in the three.

44:42

I'm not like one of Kirby's enemies, Kincaid. No, that's King. Dead a day. You mean that big Penguin? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wasn't in one of the nightmare, No, with his big mower. I feel like in those films, at some point either Freddie or a kid used the big mallet like a big oversized cartoon mallet.

45:07

Maybe in like. Maybe in Nightmare on Elm Street a the mallet was yeah, maybe. Yeah, there's there's some genuinely good holler I think in like the first 3. After that it's it's just slapstick silly. Yeah.

45:23

Film 7 though, I will tell you the premise of it. Go on. Is this Freddy versus Jason? No, no, this is the subtitle is Wes Craven's New Nightmare. Oh right, OK, I have heard of it. It goes back to true for Holler.

45:40

Is it like a reboot but still with no? It's it's got essentially the exact same cast as the first movie, Johnny Definite, but you don't think he might. It's it's it's been a while since I've seen it. He, he. He might be. He got blood evaporated in a bed.

45:57

Well. Typical Johnny, always finding such that was in his bed. Nothing, Nothing's changed. That's it. From the beginning of his career to the end of his career. He's still doing stuff.

46:13

Finding blood and shed in his bed every day. Thank you, Wes Craven. The premise of Let's go with foreshadowing. The first time on M3 film was so foreshadowing to the 2022 court case of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

46:30

The premise of the 7th movie, the actors and actresses are playing themselves right? The main character is the woman who played Nancy. Right. She started having nightmares. Oh, that's cool, right?

46:46

So she's starting to be haunted by Freddie in the real. Life. So it's like a meta film. Yeah, Before they became a thing. Yeah, it's genuinely really good. So yeah, just watch 1/3 and then seven because that's Nancy, Nancy and then Nancy again.

47:06

It just, it just tells her story and it's really fucking good if if you just disregard everything else. That's kind of cool. Didn't Scream fuck about with a similar premise where they did a film where the actors were making a film of scream stab and then those actors who were making the film got killed off?

47:30

Yeah, it was like 3 or 4. Maybe, but I know one of the films, The First Killing is the premiere of the film that was made. And because and because that was like a thing, it's like we've made a film based on the killings of the first film. And then when that film, Oh no, everyone's going to watch this film because people actually died while this film was being filmed.

47:50

So then when the film was released in the cinema, everyone's going fucking ape shit, man. Everyone's wearing this fucking Scream mask because it's fucking popular and everyone's running around this theatre and all the lights go and then someone just gets stabbed a bunch, everyone. Screams. It's like. Oh my God someone got stabbed at the stab.

48:06

Screen cleaning of stab Hope Scream. I don't know, I can't keep up with that franchise but apparently they did ATV series as well. I don't know if the TV series is any connection. To the films. Never saw an episode of it, I genuinely can tell you. I wonder.

48:22

I hope it was a killer of the week each week. Like a proper Scooby-doo that. Would be good, yeah. Maybe I should try and find it and watch it, but if right, who would you say the three main slasher icons are?

48:38

Obviously, Freddie, Jason. Yeah, I think it's Freddie, Jason and Michael Myers. Yeah, yeah, Michael Myers, they're the three main ones, aren't there? Yeah, because they kind of there's magic about him. Like Michael Myers not start isn't Michael Myers.

48:55

He didn't start off magic, but he ended up just becoming magic. He got struck by lightning. He's still alive in many hours. I don't know. He's something like that. Yeah, so Freddie, Michael Myers and Jason Shag marry, Kill. Oh, OK, I'm going to marry Jason for why Big, tall, he's broad.

49:16

I feel like I feel like he'd be able to protect me and I feel safe around him even when I'm in in my most vulnerable. Right, he's still all trying to kill you. He's, he's got no, I'm in a committed relationship with this man now.

49:32

OK. Also, we have a home away from home, a nice holiday place that we can keep going back to you. Lake Placid. Camp Crystal Lake. There's no alligators I know let. Me. Let me get my weights. Confused. Let me get my weights and my slashes.

49:49

Confused. I would. I would kill Michael Myers. Yeah, he's just a creep in it. Just feels like a boring guy. He's boring. He's creepy. Yeah, he's just a big Star Trek fan. Yeah, loser. Yeah, that's what he is.

50:05

Which means I'd fuck Freddie, essentially. I more chose Kill for Michael Myers, Yeah, because I thought it'd be more fun to fuck Freddie. Well, if you fuck Freddie, you can. You can do all sorts of things. Exactly. Fuck you in your dreams where anything can happen.

50:21

Yeah, imagine the fantastical element to everybody. Still likes fucking with you a bit. So at one point it's like giving you like this really fucking cool object. Then all of a sudden, all these beautiful, amazing women, they've all got your mum's face you could do. That don't threaten me.

50:36

Wiggle time. Oh right, Yeah, a disgusting scenario. See, I'm all for you, man. He'd be giving me a vasti trombone. Oh yeah, but with the blade finger in my bum. Honestly I reckon I could get a really good itchy spot if you've got like always.

50:58

Like you've. Always got constant like tiles. I just need a good old scratch or a little tickle with that rusty finger. That'd be, well, good. It'd have to be so gentle. And you know, it's about trust when it's that gentle. My God.

51:17

Oh my God. So yeah, I'd be sending my I would. I'll be spending my days with Jason and my knives with Freddy. How do you write the like? Kind of like an offshoot of slashes, but more like creature features like the late Placid big alligator arachnophobia.

51:32

Anaconda. Lots of spiders. Anaconda 8 Legged Freaks is more of a silly version, but yeah, Jaws I guess was the first one. Yeah, yeah, you know. And then from there they are kind. Of well I mean Jaws wasn't the first one. There's laws are like thirties, 40s. 50's the 1st it goes Godzilla, then Jaws.

51:54

Imagine Jaws versus Godzilla. Where's that film, really? Shorted be like. The size difference is ridiculous. Right. It does this very long, like sort of Steven Spielberg open from the shark's point of view, music so slow drawing out, and then you just get stomped accidentally by, you know, Godzilla because he's Godzilla.

52:19

Yeah, no, it'd be very short. No, but I'm about like, not monsters, but like beaches that are tangible that we have in the real world that are. Well, yeah, but like so. What was before Jaws? Like a lot of B movies weren't they? Like no, it wasn't called them.

52:35

Them I have said I really like them as well. Tarantula was one of them when it fucking great. Big Tarantula. Yeah, yeah. It started off as the B movie thing. Then there's giant animals because we we learnt this technology where we can make things a little bit, so we'll use the share of it.

52:53

Yeah, yeah. There was a transfer one, there's a giant octopus one, I can't remember that was them's the most famous one, kind of the BLOB, I guess. But that's not a tangible thing that exists. It's just the BLOB. Yeah, that's that's more monster movie like Dracula or The Mummy.

53:09

Or, but does BLOB count as a Kaiju film? He gets pretty big towards the end. He's as big as a cinema. It's not, it's not massive, it's not Godzilla size. It's like sort of Shin Godzilla's second form.

53:26

I like the I like the the standard of measurement is 1 cinema. Yeah, it's as big. As one cinema big. Towards the end of the film, he comes out of the cinema, don't he? Yeah, like, so he's and he squeezes himself through them doors and he's about as big as the cinema.

53:44

And then Steve McQueen just did a whole Batman and just threw some ice pellets in it, froze it in place. I could go for a reboot of The BLOB. Yeah, Do you know what I'm thinking? It'd look good. What blobbish, wouldn't it? Yeah. So they they've already done, there's already, there's already a remake.

54:02

They did one in the 50s with our 70s with Steve McQueen, and they did one in the 80s which is pretty much the same thing, but it looked a lot better. Yeah, I might just do another one. These sort of films, like they won't make money. You'd have to put it straight on stream and all straight on show that because films like that don't make money at the cinemas.

54:20

No one's turning out for a fucking. For the block. No one's turning out for the block. No one's going to turn out for a giant creature film anymore. Unless it's Godzilla or a King Kong, I guess. I reckon no. I reckon they did a fully live action, big budget gamma film. I reckon people turn out for it.

54:37

They tried to do it with Pacific Rim. They did well for a bit and then a lot of people didn't like the second one. Second. Film, I thought was a little bit fucking shit. I didn't. I didn't even watch it. I've not seen it. Well, you know how each of the Jaegers in in the first movie, there's they'll that like just just by looking at the Russian one.

55:01

Karl Jaeger. That's a character from some other franchise. Gypsy Danger. No, that's the. American 1. Channel 1. Yeah. You can see that there's Russian elements to it. Yeah, yeah, In the Japanese one with the triplets, you can see that there's Japanese elements to it, yeah.

55:20

And the yeag is in the second one and. They're just all the same. Yeah, exactly the same like copy pasted. There's there's no charm to any of that movie. There's no individuality between characters in that movie. There's no even real fucking story, Did Del? Toro not want to do it.

55:36

What's the story there? Because I don't know. Or did they just not want to work with Del Toro? Why do people not want to work with that? He's fucking brilliant. He's great at everything. The sequels. Oh yeah, we'll make another Hellboy film. It's not del Toro. Do it. Why? You know what?

55:53

Del Toro wants to do another Hellboy film. Ron Perman wants to do 1. Oh, he's that guy from Stranger Things. Let's get in doing it and somebody else. Apparently it's not that bad. It's not as bad as what people you've seen it, haven't you? No, the David Harbour one, I'm. Trying to work out whether to say yes or no, because yes, I do know that it's that one, but no, I've not seen it.

56:14

Devil's advocate, Yes. Yes, then. Apparently the new one that's come out, it's not that bad. Crooked Man. Yeah, I thought that it was like when when I first saw it when when I when I first saw the trailer to it, I thought this looks, well, shit.

56:32

There's no like fantastical element. It's just a bent over man that is fighting another shit. Kid man. Yeah. And then like maybe the couple of man is like a banker that's been stealing people's money. He's a crock. I'd imagine fucking Hellboy bursting in on some sort of like, Guy's been stealing people.

56:52

Because he's been fucked fine, I'm sure. And he's looking at his statements and he's like. Rocky is not right this big fist. You denied my grandmother a bank loan.

57:08

First into the office where he is, as he's laughing in his chair because he's managed to fog clothes on another farm. And he's like, it's like, explain this. Explain what you've done to me. There's nothing you can do, Mr. Boy. What defence has he got?

57:29

Like, yeah, how I could just beat him to it. Yeah, you can kill me, but you'll never get her. The bank as we know. Only I know where the deed is. Oh my fucking Lord.

57:45

But yeah, I saw another trailer to me like a couple months after that and I thought, you know what? This actually looks pretty fucking good. Yeah. It's like lower budget, it's like more of a spooky horror element to it, which is what's more in line with the comics anyway. So it's on streaming.

58:01

I think you got to rent it, but I'll probably give it a watch at some point. Yeah, it's been a while since I've seen the 1st 2 Hellboys and I never fucked about with the animated films either, even though Ron Perlman did do the voice. Yeah, I've I've not seen any animated movies. One of the two one. Of Them is on Amazon for free.

58:17

For free one. Of them you have to pay for, but yeah. I know. Imagine paying for content for people. Work hard. Speaking of paying for content, let's drop a Patreon plug that we don't have yet.

58:34

My God. If you like this but more on him, just keep tuning into something else possibly. My Lord, yeah. What really fucks me off about about Amazon Prime mate? Go on. I'm paying for a subscription.

58:49

Yeah, I understand that. The newest stuff, yeah, maybe I've got to drop a bit more quid on it. Yeah, because it's literally because it's still in the cinema. It's still be showing at the cinema. Yeah, I'll drop a bit of money on that. Whatever, if it's free on prime, yeah, which is what I'm paying for.

59:06

Paying for prime, Yeah. Why the fork is that a lot of ads smattered throughout what I'm watching? Do they not make enough money with the ludicrous amount of people that have already paid your? Subscription you are allowed to pay for a high subscription to without ads is bullshit.

59:23

Is bullshit because they've only just recently brought that in. Absolutely because it's like bullshit. So the price was stayed the same. The price stayed the same and the I had got an e-mail about It's like the price of Amazon prime is staying the same but ads fuck you.

59:39

Of course I'm not dating because I don't think I watch it enough to give a shit about it. Like I dropped my Netflix model to the one with ads. I very very very rarely get an ad. I can watch 5 episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation without getting an ad and then all of a sudden an ad will turn up in the middle of the blue but it'll be like 3 seconds at best.

1:00:01

It's not like YouTube where it's like an ad everything. But I have learnt that there's some shows that you can't watch on Netflix because of royalty reasons or legal reasons. But if? You because you're, you're on a lower tier because. I'm on a lower tier, which then the lower tier is you get ads I can't watch all of a sudden in Philadelphia.

1:00:21

I need to upgrade the model and it says it's something to do with rights issues. So Netflix must be paying for the rights for it. Because if they weren't paying for the rights for it and keeping it on Netflix, it should be on Disney Plus in the UK.

1:00:37

Like because Disney Plus in the UK has all the adult content anyway. I think they have a stars programme in America or something or. But yeah because it's owned by Fox, obviously Disney owned. So FX. Usually all FX shows go straight to Disney Plus. They're always sunny and the new seasons should be free on Disney Plus anyway.

1:00:55

But I think Netflix are paying a premium to keep it on air because it is a very popular show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not saying always any fucking ages, which is why I guess physical media is good, but you can be bothered putting in a DVD or a Blu-ray. So much work. So much work.

1:01:10

Yeah, I am. I am only bringing it up because. Was it last week when I said some, some member of staff said, oh, you're so old, did you some girls going over to a fellow's house and all the internet's gonna. Oh yeah, is that law accurate or?

1:01:26

And then there are like, did you not got DVDs or Blu rays? How old are you? I'm three years older than you are. Stop it. Oh, did you? Do you remember the special features? The end of Shrek one on VHS? What VHS?

1:01:44

You have a little Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon. Orange tapes. You ever regrets? Regrets go wild in Paris on an orange cassette. Hey, do you remember cassette tapes? Is this some stand up routine?

1:02:01

I guess it's just piece of shit sounds. Like a fucking, I'm only really bringing it up because I was watching something on Prime, like, yeah, past past couple days, and I was getting like 3 blocks of ads per video. And each ad itself was like 3 ads that played one after that.

1:02:20

No, no sort of skip after a certain amount of time. Yeah. And it was like a minute, 30 to 2 minutes every fucking time. I've not created anything that egregious. Yeah, but then I got done. I watch Amazon a lot. I'll only, I'll only watch it when like. It's a piece of shit company.

1:02:36

I literally only have it so I can get next day deliverer and that's kind of good. Yeah, yeah. That's. Pretty, I always find the TV stuffs attacked on thing anywhere. I understand like there's a lot of stuff like pretty much any films on Amazon, like even if it's from Disney or whatever, you just have to pay for it.

1:02:52

Yeah, Yeah, you could get The Avengers, The Age of Ultron on Amazon Prime. You just offered pay 799 for it. Why would you do that on Disney Plus 799? They're all over. Yeah. This is a sales pitch, hey? Do you want to watch one of those apes movies? Go on Disney Plus.

1:03:09

They're all the we even got that shitty fucking watching one with who directed at Timber and you know that shitty Timber and AIDS film? The only bad one. Everyone else was even the ones from the sentences, even the TV specials.

1:03:28

Anyway, are we wrapping up this part? Yeah, we'll wrap up part three of our five parts spectacular. Four parts spectacular, One for each week, one for each week all of October.

1:03:45

Powerful is going to be very long. Then it's going to be a big and. We're going to scrunch them all in. That's going to be my sign out for this. Well, I've been Mike get scrunched. Fuck, what can might be then? Get motherfucking scrunched.

1:04:02

I've been Jack and don't come back. That's what it is. Oh. Fuck so much better than get strong. I've I've been Mike. On your bike. You're always in my head. Don't plan a hike.

1:04:18

I find that's so exciting. Don't plan a hike, I might be warned. Get. Gone, Oh my Lord, looking great.