Episode Transcripts

• Traditional Christmas (08:08)
• A dirty job (14:52)
• Quality time (17:02)
• Christmas arrangements (20:09)
• Christmas TV (26:55)
• Only Fools And Horses (31:34)
• Cartoons are great (35:39)
• Brit-Coms (38:59)
• The Lip Case (41:31)
• Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime (48:13)
• Christmas temps (55:50)
• Sonic 3 (57:54)
• The ARK? Seriously, the ARK? (01:05:34)
• Cyberpunk (01:14:24)
• True immersion (01:27:57)
• Promises of the resolute (01:31:03)

0:00 Speaker 1 You're you're only back in work on the 2nd. 0:04 Speaker 2 Yeah, like Thursday. What is it Sunday? The water. 0:09 Speaker 1 I managed to get New Year's Day off, so we can do, we can go out on New Year's Eve if you want. I don't know if that would be good or not good. 0:18 Speaker 2 We would call it going Shaggy's only. 0:19 Speaker 1 Well, he never really said, did he? He just said, I just want to know what you guys were doing. 0:23 Speaker 2 Sounded like an invitation to me. 0:25 Speaker 1 Because I said come and record a cube on New Year's Eve. And he went on. I'm working. Oh. 0:29 Speaker 2 No, he was saying that he'd only get home at 9 or he'd only finish his work at 9:00. 0:35 Speaker 1 Right, right, right. Yeah, because I'm free now. Do you see those? I've seen another one of them. I think I sent them to you both actually, but both of those tik toks on fucking on Boxing Day. Why? Why is it like that? 0:51 I asked my friend. Well, I asked someone at work who was in the queue why I was in the queue for two hours and then I left. They. 1:01 Speaker 2 Didn't even get in anywhere, they just. 1:03 Speaker 1 No, they just went. 1:03 Speaker 2 Just went to to stand outside. 1:06 Speaker 1 Yeah. And then? 1:07 Speaker 2 When assumedly yeah in some sort of fancy dress as well. 1:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, they were dressed as Hangover. They kept saying we were dressed as Hangover. What does that mean? Which character from the Hangover? No, we were just dressed as The Hangover. All right, cool. You got pictures? No. 1:22 Speaker 2 Were you the tiger? Were you the? 1:23 Speaker 1 Tiger No. We were all dressed in hangover. OK then. Those group costumes are weird. 1:30 Speaker 2 I would honestly relish in saying to this person that means nothing. 1:37 Speaker 1 Well, I'll speak more about this person later on in the when we're recording because I want to talk to you about the absurd Christmas gift that she got that is apparently a viral thing that all the girls want and they are just, they love it and it's amazing infection. 1:55 All the girls want it and they're like, Oh my God, it's very good that. And I'm like, that's the biggest piece of shit ever. Cinema. Like why would anybody want that? What who, what? I always trended. It's trending. So it's big thing right now. What what celebrity has invented this thing to convince you all that you want this? 2:14 I don't know what celebrities done. It's Justin Bieber's wife or something. And I'm like, apparently so she's called something Rd. because that's what the name is on the product. But yeah, something Rose, Something Rd. Bieber. I think Hayley Rd. 2:29 Bieber, she did as well because she's broke. She got a kid with him. Fair enough. And Hayley Rd. Bieber. Yeah, she looks like someone who'd create a bullshit product and sell it for all too much money and then convince people that they absolutely need it. 2:44 Speaker 2 Let me have a seat over. Oh yeah, she looks like she has nothing to contribute at all. 2:49 Speaker 1 To be first. So does he. He looks like anybody you'd see it like. 2:52 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, true. 2:54 Speaker 1 The petrol station at fucking 3:00 AM. 2:56 Speaker 2 Yeah, trying to get the number of an underage girl fucking now. 3:01 Speaker 1 I'm sure, I'm sure he's all right as a person. He had a silly childhood. I think, you know, I think he was one of the Diddy victims. 3:07 Speaker 2 I don't know if he was a Diddy victim or not, or it's apparent in it that child stardom ruins. 3:14 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, definitely. I mean, there's a reason he's not making music currently, you know, don't want it and all that. He probably knows all the songs he made was like dog shite and all the opinions. 3:24 Speaker 2 Yeah, just commercial shit. 3:26 Speaker 1 You know, and all the opinions that he said is I didn't know what I was saying on TV at this time. People told me to say this stuff and I felt like I had to. You'd never catch me being a child star even if you offered it to me one. I'm in my 30s. 3:42 Speaker 2 No amount of money. God make me a child star and I'll not have any. I'll not have it. 3:52 Speaker 1 Got any money? 3:53 Speaker 2 Really good. Yeah, it does tend to fuck people. 3:56 Speaker 1 Up. Yeah, I don't think there's any. Like, everyone has a weird sort of story about it. Even Drew Barrymore's childhood was like, weird and fucked up. 4:05 Speaker 2 Yeah, Even if you just look at it from a point of view as they're not having a child and they're not being allowed to grow as people. 4:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, they're completely being surrounded by especially like probably still. So now, like, especially if you're like a young child, female child in the industry, you're probably going to be like surrounded by gross men who say in more sex appeal, show your stomach off and then the parents go in. 4:32 Yeah, right. Do it. Yeah, yeah. Weinstein says whip your top off. So whip your top off. 4:37 Speaker 2 Do you know who I am? I'm Dan Schneider. 4:40 Speaker 1 Hey, Dan, Schneider says. Get them feet out. You get them feet out. 4:46 Speaker 2 If Dan Schneider says that you have to dip your feet in cake, then that's what you have to do. 4:53 Speaker 1 The amount of Nickelodeon shows, like I I was never into live action Nick shows even even like as a teen or a young child one. I think by the time I iCarly and Drake and Joshua and all that shit were out, I think I was too old for them anywhere. 5:09 Like I was about like, yeah, yeah, I was about 1315. So I was like, I wouldn't, I was never a fan of the live action Nickelodeon thing that they did, but I was still very much into like the SpongeBob and the fairly apparent side of it. Like they just never went away from it until they just ran fairly their parents into the fucking ground. 5:26 Same with SpongeBob, to be fair, I guess. But no, but like hearing all the retroactive and seeing the clips of all the live action sitcoms, the children's sitcoms, they're kind of unhinged and there's a lot of like, feet shit in there, like horse sucking and standing on cakes and sniffing. 5:45 Amanda Bynes is farts. 5:47 Speaker 2 Yeah, it's all fucking. 5:48 Speaker 1 It's fetish shit, isn't it? But yeah, disguised. But apparently, like, I know it's not a kind of network property and it was a cartoon, but apparently that's what Totally Spies was. I know you can see some clips of Totally Spies, which is just like the writers disguised fetish. 6:04 There's a lot of feet and fart shit in that as well. And weirdos, you're into it, you're into it, but don't make kids do it on TV. I didn't get away with it. Did anyone just not pull them to on site and go? 6:16 Speaker 2 What the fuck are you doing? Yeah. 6:17 Speaker 1 Why is this in the square? Yeah, but you know, all that shit would have been on the day changes as well. Like, oh, you know what? For this scene, let's just whip your feet and just walk around on that cake, Burfoot. 6:27 Speaker 2 Hey, you don't be really funny, you know? You know what people would really find funny? Because that's how it would have been sold to these kids. 6:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. I think the kids would have gone. You know what, Mr. Snyder? That is funny. He he, he feet and cake because that's what kids are like. Meanwhile he's just going. He he, he many threats. Meanwhile he's just having a little giggle to himself. 6:51 Oh, he's probably carpet. Yeah, and probably more. 6:53 Speaker 2 Yeah, fucking absolutely fucking awful, man. 6:58 Speaker 1 The fact that I'm like, I'm not want to buy inside crazy conspiracy shit. But there was for a long time. Then a Claudian logo was just inside a foot. Yeah, it's just a big foot. Yeah. Yeah. Like how did he get away with that? 7:13 Speaker 2 I don't. I don't think that was done. 7:16 Speaker 1 A giant fall. 7:17 Speaker 2 Yeah, I think. 7:18 Speaker 1 That was an Aqua logo. You see, Tarantino also own shows Nickelodeon, and he had creative control about what the logo was on. We needed to update the splat, so we went to Tarantino and he went. We tried a fault and we thought, you know what you are. 7:35 Speaker 2 We haven't. We haven't tried. 7:36 Speaker 1 And you are famous Hollywood director Quentin Tarantino. 7:40 Speaker 2 You have a large head as well, so maybe this is a large brain We. 7:46 Speaker 1 Were either going to go with just replacing the clothing with just the N word as your suggestion Mr. Tarantino or your other suggestion put it behind an orange foot. So we went with the foot option. 7:59 Speaker 2 We think it's more inclusive that it's in a foot. 8:04 Speaker 1 We recording? Yeah. 8:16 Speaker 2 Anyway, episode of Trapped in the Game. 8:20 Speaker 1 Sorry, we had a good Christmas. 8:22 Speaker 2 Yes. What's it about? 8:23 Speaker 1 Quiet. 8:25 Speaker 2 Nice and quiet, so a lot of family on Friday actually. 8:29 Speaker 1 I forget your family. 8:31 Speaker 2 Yeah. 8:32 Speaker 1 Where was that? Where? How? Oh. 8:34 Speaker 2 How? Yeah, not bad. 8:37 Speaker 1 Did you did you get them all gifts or did you just get your sister and. 8:43 Speaker 2 No. 8:44 Speaker 1 Childhood gift or? 8:46 Speaker 2 What we've been doing for the past few years is like a Secret Santa type of thing. 8:49 Speaker 1 So Oh yeah, who did you have this year? 8:52 Speaker 2 We actually didn't do it this year. Instead of that, we all went out for a meal somewhere. 8:58 Speaker 1 Fair enough. Which? 8:58 Speaker 2 Is what the? 9:00 Speaker 1 Instead of that we all picked a homeless person and dressed him up who could make the dandiest homeless person. And we all we all invited him to the party and we all taught him a few tricks and then it was who had the most impressive homeless person wins 1000 lbs like And how was your homeless person designed? 9:21 Top part I'd imagine. 9:24 Speaker 2 Yeah, top part with like the top is like on a flop. 9:28 Speaker 1 You're making him dandy. You're not making him an actual like, you're just making him more homeless. You know, if I was dandy and fancying up a homeless person, bringing them to a party to try and win a prize, and I'd go for the ironic thing. I'd put him in a top hat. I'd give him a monocle, but I would give him one of those tuxedo party T-shirts. 9:49 So I'd have a T-shirt, but it obviously had a tuxedo print on it. He wouldn't wear anything over, it'd just be a T-shirt he'd wear. 9:57 Speaker 2 Does he have a cane as well? 9:58 Speaker 1 He does have a cane, good, but the cane instead of like a jewel on the top as a rubber duck or a tiny rubber duck that does indeed squeak. He's also wearing 3/4 of shorts and sandals. 10:11 Speaker 2 It feels like there's. 10:12 Speaker 1 I think I would win this competition. 10:16 Speaker 2 It feels like there's, it feels like this symbolism behind this rubber duck top before they came, but I can't, I can't read it myself. 10:25 Speaker 1 I've not come up with any symbolism. If you're if you're trying to put something, by all means. 10:30 Speaker 2 It feels like it does have something behind it though, which is saying. 10:34 Speaker 1 Oh God, the conspiracy don't sort of go wild with it. Did you hear that Michael puts rubber ducks on homeless people's canes? You know what that symbolizes, right? 10:41 Speaker 2 My Lord. 10:42 Speaker 1 So yeah, so I'd dress up. I think I'd come top three at least. I think I'd get it for the silly aspect. 10:48 Speaker 2 I think that even though the rules are that you dandy them. 10:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, I fancy them up. 10:53 Speaker 2 I think I'd still go for. 10:55 Speaker 1 Everybody's going to go for the Hugh Hefner smoker jacket little pipe if I get him a pipe, you know, full well at blow bubbles and there's nothing to read into. It's just a fun bubble pipe. But no, I'm not going for the smoker jacket and pipe combo. No, because there you've got to be obvious ones. 11:12 Tuxedo. Oh, my Lord. James Bond, Sue. 11:16 Speaker 2 A noble for me, there's something that's almost romantic. I think about having trying. 11:22 Speaker 1 To date on about. 11:24 Speaker 2 No, about having that sort of classic boxcar travelling hobo. He's got satchel on a stick, yeah. 11:34 Speaker 1 With like with all these, with all these belongings in, have you ever tried putting things in a sack and assign it to a stick? Have you ever actually tried that? I couldn't even fit a pack in a Christian, though, because you're using like a bandana size napkin, aren't you? 11:49 Yeah, it's just a banana. Yeah. Yeah. You can't fit like a lot in there. 11:54 Speaker 2 They don't have a lot to carry with them anyway. 11:57 Speaker 1 You can't fit a crisp. 11:59 Speaker 2 1. 11:59 Speaker 1 One crisp. 12:01 Speaker 2 Singular craze. 12:02 Speaker 1 I think I tried it once with like a sandwich, like 4-2 sandwiches sandwiches, you know, like so like 2 pieces of bread, cut it so you get 4. 12:11 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 12:12 Speaker 1 Tried it with four sandwiches once. I don't know why. I was like a teenager. I thought almost people make this look easy. This will be, it's funny, struggled, and then I just decided, you know what? I won't leave home. I won't run away from. 12:24 Speaker 2 Home this is This has opened my eyes, actually. 12:28 Speaker 1 This is so hard if I can't get past the first. 12:31 Speaker 2 Hurdle of putting. 12:32 Speaker 1 Food into a sack. I'm never going to survive these streets. 12:40 Speaker 2 It really speaks to me like the first world of problems of a white man. This is difficult, Lord. 12:50 Speaker 1 You know what, Maybe my mum's not such a bitch and I've just lived here for another eight years. Oh. 12:57 Speaker 2 My God. 12:57 Speaker 1 You know what, maybe it's not a big deal that my mum had to watch Coronation Street when I wanted to watch The Simpsons. Fine, even though I was recording it on Sky Plus. Oh, I won't run away. 13:15 Meanwhile, there's people coming from actual broken homes who want to escape. So yeah, you dress them up as a classic comic strip hobo. Yeah, I don't think you'd win with that. You got to make something fancy about it. 13:27 Speaker 2 I don't think it's about winning for me. I think it's about so you're going to break the beautiful, you know? 13:31 Speaker 1 What I mean, what a, what a shit time for the homeless person. Like, so he's like, oh, by the way, homeless guy. Because if you get a meal out of it, they get involved in the Christmas meal. Yeah. 13:41 Speaker 2 Right, you just asked to us like tattered fingerless gloves. 13:45 Speaker 1 Which he's already got. 13:46 Speaker 2 An old jacket with patches sawn in on the elbows and riking back and what have you. 13:53 Speaker 1 So all these are homeless people that I could have been picked by your family and me because I'm involved. I've got mine. They're all getting a makeover. They're all getting dressed up and stuff. Oh, nice. And you're just making him look like another homeless person from a different era. 14:10 He's going to be, well, miserable with you. 14:15 Speaker 2 I think it'd be made-up, I'll be honest with you. 14:18 Speaker 1 Maybe I like you look fucking great. I also like, I feel it the narrative of this fucking 1930s forties plot that we could just pick a homeless person and dress them up, not immediately get stabbed or like bit or. 14:36 Speaker 2 Bit. 14:37 Speaker 1 Whatever, you know, they're nice, agreeable people that we can just get along with. I'm sure a lot of them are, but you know, a lot of them are, you know, zomboids hobbling around the street. 14:47 Speaker 2 Well, a lot of zomboids. 14:48 Speaker 1 Just they're going. I got a lot of them in work. So yeah, just yeah, whatever. 14:58 Speaker 2 You do get a lot of them at your place of work. 15:00 Speaker 1 Right. Yeah. 15:01 Speaker 2 Shitting where they ought not as well. 15:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, someone, someone. Oh God, this annoyed me. So someone from work today, she was like, this was a couple of couple of days ago. Yeah, it was quiet. It's been quiet in these mornings because it's that Christmas period. Everyone, everyone's off work, chilling, off school, No one's coming to get a beverage at fucking crack it on in the morning because we're open at stupid o'clock. 15:25 Luckily for me, I've been on all opens. It's been really fucking busy and had to go in the afternoon. Thank God. But yeah, colleague was cleaning the bin shed. It's taken her quite a while, but it looked lovely. She did a fantastic job. When she came back, she was really annoyed because, you know, she had to clean up human shit again. 15:41 I just remember thinking, oh God, why are you annoyed about that? Like, I get it, it's annoying and it is frustrating, but yeah, just get on with it, you know what I mean? You chose to clean the bin shed. I know it needed to be done and nobody wanted to do it and you felt like you had to do it because it was quiet, but if you if you saw if you saw human shit though. 16:01 Speaker 2 You chose to touch the P. 16:03 Speaker 1 Not honestly if you saw human shit there, I said to her, if you saw human shit then you should have just come and got me because I do not give a shit. Literally I'd be like whatever I the toilet's been blocked and I fall on someone accidentally bought Co gloves. 16:17 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then the ones that go. 16:19 Speaker 1 To the fucking shorter. So when we order our supplies in, we get gloves for your handling like cakes, chemicals, whatever. We just get gloves in. But someone ordered these really long coat gloves and the toilet was like really blocked. 16:34 So I went oh, sorry, I don't give a shit. So I put one of these coat gloves tried to I am I'm just mushing up this poo of a bottle of the toilet and. And like rural, I'm obviously not looking because it stinks, but I'm like, yeah, I have started it. Peel that off, hide it off and pop it in the bin. 16:51 Yeah, but, you know, I was like, yeah, don't get so angry about things. That's true. Don't get so angry about cleaning up human pieces. It's trivial. So. Yeah. So you did. You all went for a fancy meal. What a segue. 17:06 Cleaning up shit. 17:09 Speaker 2 Went out and had a nice tea. By the way. FYI, that's up to my armpits in it. 17:21 Speaker 1 Is that a nice meal? 17:22 Speaker 2 Yeah. 17:23 Speaker 1 You'll pay for it yourself. Yeah, yeah. 17:25 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 17:26 Speaker 1 Or did you just throw in and split it evenly at the end and be like hey I ain't paying for no ones lobster, no. 17:35 Speaker 2 No, no, we all, we all paid for the stuff that we had ourselves. I did. I did get my got my niece something and I got my grandma something. 17:44 Speaker 1 Gifts rise or food wise. 17:46 Speaker 2 Demster rules gift wise. 17:47 Speaker 1 All right, I thought it was like because they just couldn't order because they're non verbal. So I ordered for my niece and now for my grandma. 17:55 Speaker 2 For my niece, I got quite honestly pull the greatest gift of all. 18:00 Speaker 1 God. 18:01 Speaker 2 Money. All right, You know what I mean. There's chose £50 in a card for this, Yeah. 18:09 Speaker 1 I've got. 18:10 Speaker 2 My grandma. 18:11 Speaker 1 Go see A Star War. 18:15 Speaker 2 My grandma I got got some chocolate. I got a nice. 18:20 Speaker 1 Flow, where'd you throw up? 18:22 Speaker 2 Judo. It was straight through the table. 18:25 Speaker 1 I always, I can't remember where I originally had this joke. It was on. I don't know if it was on ATV show or on a film. I'm going to say it was on a no. Yeah, I know the actor who said the line. I don't know if it was in the show 30 Rock or it was in the film Forgetting Sarah Marshall. 18:44 But anyway, there's this character and I I don't love using it because it's a line that not a lot of people use. So I can always claim it as my own. But it's like, I'm just struggling what to get my grandma for her birthday and he's talking to some guy at the bar and the guy at the bar says how old is she? 19:01 And he goes, she's 80 yard. And then he immediately says without paws A coffin. So every time someone says in any conversation with me, I don't know if I get my nan for my birthday or granddad or something of that ilk, I'll always have that in mind. 19:16 And I'll say, how old are they? And I'll already know what I'm going to say. No matter how old they say they are. I could say they were 40 yard and I've got a coffin. That's something that I stole from that thing and that just sticks with me. And I'd say at least, like, every time it comes up, my world. 19:33 Does that line sound familiar to you all? The character is Kenneth in 30 Rock, and I can't remember the character's name in. Yeah, Sarah Marks. That's the same actor. John Mcbrayer. Sounds about right. 19:46 Speaker 2 I think it might have been in 30 Rock, to be honest with you. Yeah, because I don't, I don't think I've actually heard that before. I've not seen a lot of 30 Rock. 19:54 Speaker 1 It seems like a very Kenneth line, but very right is good. No as well, just parts and rec. But if if you've seen parts and rec, you've seen 30 Rock just in the TV setting, I guess. But again, it's just the same archetypes all over. Yeah. So did you Christmas on your own or did you were you staying with people? 20:12 Speaker 2 I decided to stay alone. 20:14 Speaker 1 Was it your choice? Yeah. Did you get offered to? 20:17 Speaker 2 I did did. 20:17 Speaker 1 You get offered to stay alone, They share. Jerk. Have you tried staying? Why? 20:22 Speaker 2 Don't you? Why don't you stay here by yourself? Well, no, I mean, I could. I could come to you. 20:30 Speaker 1 No, no, no. We're offering you to stay at home. Also. We've got this present. You can open it now. Oh, yeah. Cool. Thanks. It's my house key. You're welcome. 20:43 Speaker 2 See, I know you'll not be called, will you? 20:46 Speaker 1 Doors are already unlocked for you. I'm 40 minutes away from home. We've left it open. The dog from Christmas adventure for you in it. 21:02 She said something. Man. I was on mine on Christmas Day. 21:04 Speaker 2 And do you know what I was actually thinking about? 21:06 Speaker 1 Because my mom works like on Christmas Day and she's long shifts anyway, so I only saw it like 9:00 at night. So I messaged you on like Boxing Day. I was like, you're at your sisters, go for a move. I just finished work. 21:18 Speaker 2 I was thinking about it, but because you'd already said, oh, you were there for like Christmas Eve. 21:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, I didn't see much of her. Like I said, she was working and I only saw her at like 9:00 at night, 9:00 at night. But on Boxing Day, I I was better. I've liked my proper full meal, Christmas meal. I messaged my mum saying I finished work at 1:00, but I might. 21:41 It got off at 12 depending on how busy or what not it got. So she went, Oh yeah, cool, cool sound. I finished work at about 1:15 because like I said, it got really busy in the afternoon. So I went home and I was like, I was expecting it. 12 foods there. It's cold. Cool. 21:57 Thanks. I had that and then she had some, there's some perfeta rolls there as well and I'm having these perfeta rolls. I'm thinking something different about these buffet rolls. They don't taste right. Something missing. And I couldn't quite put my finger on it. And then I looked next to like the counter and there was the chocolate pouch. 22:16 You know that you meant a drizzle on and like that thought like hard and on. And then, you know, they have a little bit of chocolate on them. Why have you not put the chocolate on them? I just don't want it. But I wanted the chocolate on them. Whatever. It was very awkward, very tense. I felt like we were already like, if I stay any longer, she's. 22:34 We're just not going to have fun because we don't get on most of the time. Like, my mom's the sort of person. But I'll ring her up for, see what she's doing. And then she'll be like, all right, I'm going now. And then she'll go, oh, you're leaving. Oh, I thought you rang for have a child. All right, We'll keep talking then. And then if I talk for five more minutes, she'll just go. 22:51 Yeah. So you go and then. Yeah. And then I'll laugh and I'll go see. This is what I was trying to prevent me going early so we didn't get to this stage. And then she's all like, shut up, just just leave. You've got a bus for a catch or something. 23:06 Are you on your bike? Oh, you're not in work right now. And I felt like it was getting to that point, even though I'd only seen her for about what would be collectively about 3 hours over Christmas. So when I say so when people ask at work, I go, yeah, yeah, it was all right. 23:26 But in reality, I was like, I don't think she wants me. Yeah. And to be fair, I don't want to be here. But it was nice to have me over for the holidays, she says. And I had to put up with sleeping in this fucking awkward room because, like, what she's done with what used to be my child's room, the bed there now is like, this little single bed. 23:43 And I swear down, it's for a child, like, no matter where I lie on it. So poke it out, the bed is pushed right next to the window, under the window. There's no curtain on there. There's just like a very vague pink mesh, so I can't be naked in that room. 24:01 I can't undress properly without being self-conscious. There's like 1000 dolls looking at me, but they're not like dolls as in like creepy porcelain dolls like you'd expect. When I say that story, they are modern 2023-2024 dolls with big heads and fat eyes and fashionable clothes and makeup because she just has like autistic phases where she just like hyperfixates on things. 24:28 But she won't she won't think she's autistic, but she has these traits because she will hyperfixate on something like I have to collect all these fucking whatever they were for sky high dolls or whatever they were fucking called. Anyway, she was like, I just like them. I like the clothes. I think they're cool. I'm like kids toys, but I don't care. 24:44 I like them. I'm like, well, whatever you do, you just like shelves on them And I'm like, this is weird. Still. I've had out of wanks, I've had tougher wacks. So, yeah, didn't sleep all that well while it was the. 25:02 And on Boxing Day, I was just on the open anyway, so I was like, just stay awake in here. Yeah, Wolf, this cold Christmas meal, Dad, and just go. All right, I'll leave now. Bye. She did get some nice clothes. 25:17 Speaker 2 Good, good, good. 25:18 Speaker 1 And I bought her Astro Bot. Oh yeah. Because, you know, she likes, she thinks it's cute and nice, but she'll probably like. I can't do this, but I'm stuck. Are you on the challenge levels higher? No, I'm, I've just landed. I'm in the desert. She's she's she's all right. 25:33 She can gain better than that. And I bought her because I'm pretty sure she will like it. The Guardians of the Galaxy game. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And something called a buck Nook, which is a little diorama scene that you put on a bookshelf, but it's like embedded, yeah. 25:51 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. 25:51 Speaker 1 Because even if my mum doesn't use it for its intended purposes, she just likes building things and she likes tiny things. So yeah, I got a lot. So I mean, she'd like that. So yeah. 25:59 Speaker 2 What's the book Nook? 26:01 Speaker 1 The Book Nook scene, it's I tried to forget the one that I didn't think it was the best one, but I tried to get the one which had the most clutter in it, you know, because it looked like the most visual things that you could build a mall with. It was it was like a reading room sort of thing. So it's like a little chair in there. 26:16 There's bookshelves and what and stuff. And it all looks like there's like a there's like a watering car on the floor with a flower sticking out of it, you know, just general greenhouse reading room clutter. But the one that I thought were the best was like a Tokyo slash San Francisco street. 26:33 It was like an alleyway with a tram on the end, but you've got like a cherry blossom tree over it and a nice little babbling brook with one of those little brick ridges. I'm like, oh, that looks fucking cool. But then when I was looking at it, I was like, there's not a lot you can like. She likes Malling and building, like intricate details and stuff. 26:49 So I just went for the one that looked the most cluttered. That was my Christmas. Good, good, good. Did you watch anything over Christmas trying? 26:57 Speaker 2 To think what actually fucking. 26:59 Speaker 1 There was. Did you watch for Wallace and Gromit? 27:02 Speaker 2 No, I didn't watch any TV. 27:04 Speaker 1 I was got a message you saying, Oh, did you watch the Wallace and Gromit? And if you said yes, I'd oh, thank God, I don't need to watch it because then I could have just talked to you about it. I was like, I kind of don't want to watch it. I got to the point where the credits were starting and then in the credit in the in the billing was Peter Kerr, right? 27:23 No turn it off not watching Peter Kess. I was feeling pretty tired anyway so I was like like if I was more awake I probably would have watched it. But that made me dip out because I'm not staying awake for PFK's voice. 27:39 But I am interested in the story somewhat. 27:41 Speaker 2 Yeah, it's about. 27:43 Speaker 1 Feathers, McGraw. 27:44 Speaker 2 Yeah. 27:44 Speaker 1 When I was in town before I saw a big wanted poster for Feathers McGraw. Like black and white style and shit. Wet advertisers from Allison Graham and stuff. I'm like, that's pretty cool because Wallace and Gromit is set in our hometown. So I thought, oh, that makes sense. And when I was in HMV before, I saw like merch for that film that had just come out. 28:03 I'm like, did we get that first? I started feeling what about that today? And they just didn't believe me. No, no, no. Wallace and Gromit is set locally in the cube. Well, most things are set. 28:19 Speaker 2 Oh my God. 28:20 Speaker 1 And why do you feel about like Christmas specials, like shows that they had a series going for a while and then they just did a Christmas episode, either one to tie everything up or just to keep going and do 1A year? 28:34 Speaker 2 I have to really be in the mood for it because I'm not really interested in Christmas as a whole anyway, you know what I mean? So I have to really be in the middle. Like say, if it's if it's a series that I really love, then yeah, I will. Do you know what I mean? 28:49 But I wouldn't watch something specifically just because it's Christmas at Christmas. 28:53 Speaker 1 Think the show that I used to like growing up. I can't remember if it was called My Family or 2.4 children. There's a character called Nick and it was very popular for the at the time Nick was in it. He was an older brother. He was like a silly guy. The dads that's indie actor. I can't remember. 29:09 Speaker 2 2.4 children. 29:10 Speaker 1 2.4 children. They slowly got relegated to Christmas specials. Yeah, and then it just stopped. Well, no, my family was a bit the superhero guy on it from Father Ted. Or was that my superhero? I was, I'm remembering, weird. 29:24 Speaker 2 Shows my hero. 29:26 Speaker 1 My don't don't remember what my family was something I watched in early 2000s and 90s. 29:31 Speaker 2 What the fuck was that actually? 29:33 Speaker 1 Not a fucking idea, Not from here where I had computers where we could lock that up, but then it'd just be deader while we're looking it up. I remember, I can't remember what I really liked about 2.4 children. It was just funny I guess. 29:48 Yeah, yeah. It's not like something I want to go back and rewatch. I know Only Fools and Horses did it. They'd always come back for a Christmas special, do 1A year. But the big one, and I'm sick of hearing about it. And I can't really say that I don't like it because I've never seen an episode. 30:04 I just imagine I wouldn't like it. But one that really got under my go is everyone going, oh, did you watch the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special? No, I didn't. What you. I'm surprised I got that from someone. 30:19 I'm surprised you don't like Kevin and Stacey's well, for her and you're for her. So you must like Gavin and Stacey. I think it works like that. 30:31 Speaker 2 Yeah. 30:32 Speaker 1 Did you ever fuck about with Gavin and Stacey A? 30:34 Speaker 2 Bit, yeah. Is it good? It is, but do you know what I mean? 30:39 Speaker 1 I just can't stand James Corden. Yeah, I and I never liked him. 30:45 Speaker 2 I have a bit of a fucking hatred of him as well. He's a fucking bell end, but Bob Warden's in it. 30:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, right. Yeah, there, there is some good people in it, don't get me wrong. Like most of the cast are decent from what I've seen. But it's one of those like from what I gathered, it's one of those sitcoms where everybody loves. It's all half my family. That was the one with a guy in the big wife beater vests packet of Chris. 31:08 He's just always like drunk and stuff. You think he died in the last episode and everyone got dead side that was that was the big one. That's what my family was A. 31:15 Speaker 2 Guy in the wife beater. Yeah, I. 31:16 Speaker 1 Think you were a wife beater? He's a big guy. 31:18 Speaker 2 No, you're talking about Ricky Tomlinson, aren't you? Yeah. No, that was the royal family. 31:24 Speaker 1 No, whatever I thought. Yeah, that was the Christmas one. That was Christmas every time. And I did 2000s and 90s. I never really got into royal family either. I just think, I don't think I was into British state comes that was one that everyone faffed on about on Christmas morning or Christmas Day. Oh, did you watch the Right Family Christmas Special? 31:42 But yeah, I never bothered with that. No one really talks about these things anymore. 31:45 Speaker 2 Yeah. 31:46 Speaker 1 I know. So were they that good if they didn't stand the test of time? 31:49 Speaker 2 I don't think it's necessarily that. I think it's small the. 31:51 Speaker 1 I mean everyone still fucking goes on about Only Only Fools and Horses and I never like that it had its moments, but the amount of times I can see that one person our funniest clip ever. He falls over when he leans on the bar. Oh God it weren't funny then. Hey, look at this little Courtney dress as Batman. 32:08 How funny is that? 32:09 Speaker 2 A lot of it has been drastically overused, you know. 32:14 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 32:14 Speaker 2 To the point where it I also I don't, I don't think it's funny anymore. Do you? 32:19 Speaker 1 Know I don't think it ever was funny. It's a guy leaning on a bar and everyone fucking pisses themselves. 32:24 Speaker 2 Yeah, because people falling over is great. 32:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, it is. But when it's obviously false and you can see it coming and it's not like it's like also he's lift up in the arch trigger stood right there. He's going to lean on that in a bit. You know, he's going to watch this, lean on that in a bit. 32:42 But it's not the and he doesn't. He falls over and the dads and the uncles, how they laughed. 32:51 Speaker 2 It isn't trigger, he falls. 32:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, trigger was the I just remember. 32:59 Speaker 2 Yeah, like it was the. 33:04 Speaker 1 I called in my mum's after work today just to pick up, taking some more of my clothes on that she got me and Only Fools and Horses was on just in the background. Really. Funny thing is I rang her on the phone and say I'm, I'm coming over and she was all like, I was like, what you up to what you're watching? 33:20 And so I'm just watching Only Fools and Horses and I went, what's that? And she went, it's a comedy and I went, what's it about? Are you having me on here? Yeah. What is it? It's playing dub. Meanwhile, dog's yapping in the background and she's like, shut up, shut up. 33:37 Are you outside? No, I'm nowhere now. You're literally just going to work. He can sense you. Well, he can't. You can't. Anyway, tell me what you're watching. I'm trying to get back to do this bit. Tell me what? You're only fools and arses. 33:53 Tell me about it. What is it about? So comedy hangs up. 34:01 Speaker 2 Straight away I was really sick of you. 34:07 Speaker 1 I've been sick of me too, but whatever. Again, in the clip I see it's Rodney and Del Boy are chatting. They're in a park. They're talking about scheming or something. It's right at the very end. He's got something in his hand and he's already in his hand out like that, but he's like cradling it. 34:23 And some guy comes over on his skates and, and Rodney's like Del Boy's like, oh, by the way, we've got that money from you. We'll give it. We'll give you that £20 later at the bar because he's got his hand out like that. This guy's skating past and he gives him a low high 10 proper slaps his hands, but it's awkward because he's not in a position for a high 10. 34:42 He's like holding his hands like that. This guy proper slaps his hands down. Then Rodney's all. Were you holding the? Yeah, I was. He was in you. Yeah, it was what we're going to do now. And then he just brushes his hands and then they walk away. 34:57 Then he goes back to, like, trying to flog off whatever he's got in the back of his van. And I said to my mum, what was all that about what was in his hands? And she goes, butterfly. I'm all right. Why? It was a very rare, expensive butterfly. They were going to sell it like it was a real thing. 35:13 I might. Of course it was. Of course it was. But yeah, I get it. Every episode's about them trying to scheme and make money. But if I was trying to like, if I was like Cotney Geezer trying to make try and make a revenue on everything and then I heard on the news that there's $1,000,000 butterfly or whatever floating around in London, I am not going to try and find it by chance. 35:36 My chances are so slim. 35:38 Speaker 2 Yeah, there's not really a great bit of difference between Only Fools and Horses and Ed, Ed and Ed. 35:46 Speaker 1 Is that a plot better than Ed A? Very well no. No, they're always scheming at me. 35:50 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 35:52 Speaker 1 It's one of the kind of network shows I never got into, you know? 35:55 Speaker 2 I fucking Lord Ed, Ed and Ed. 35:57 Speaker 1 I know so did so I guess well, I feel bad for like missing and it's one of those shows that I don't think I'd ever go back and rewatch like Conan. Kids next door never got into that and. 36:06 Speaker 2 And I watched it a bit. I was never really into it myself to be. 36:11 Speaker 1 Honest, I saw a couple of the specials like longer episodes on my so they're in space now so they're fighting a pirate. The treehouse does that kind of cool. 36:20 Speaker 2 Sticky Beard, the pirate was called. 36:24 Speaker 1 I never got into Megas XLR as well again. I think I was aging out of things at this age and then I got to the point in my 20s again where you know what kind of cool and start watching cartoons again and never stopped. 36:36 Speaker 2 She knows something I just realized actually. 36:41 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, you do go through that age where you're all like, no, this is kids TV, not into that anymore. Yeah, yeah, for about a year. 36:51 Speaker 2 For six weeks and then you're back on there. 36:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, because you'll never, never stop watching SpongeBob, are you? Watch SpongeBob all the way up until your 20s. Really. Because that came out in 99. Even though it was diminishing returns, I think I still watched up until my 20s. Just shit that he's still going after the film pissing all over the creator's fucking vision and plan. 37:12 Sad. Was it David Hindenburg got his name? 37:15 Speaker 2 Yeah. 37:16 Speaker 1 That seems it's sound drop. I don't think it is right because I it can't be Hindenburg and it's definitely not Hindenburg, which is what I tried not to say. 37:27 Speaker 2 It's phonetically very similar though in it. 37:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I'm not. I feel tight not giving this guy justice by gig butchering his name. Yeah, I know. Do you know what, Patrick? Stars goes, I'm sure now. 37:41 Speaker 2 Yeah, after the creator specifically said he doesn't want to do any spin offs because it's only going to. 37:46 Speaker 1 Cheapen, Steven. Steven Hillenburg, Steven Edinburgh. Yeah, no spin offs or anything like that. Yeah, there's there's not just the Patrick's but Patrick Star show. There's another spin off called Camp Coral, which is all CGI animated where they're all kids, but they all were at the same camp together, even though in the TV show, you know, a lot of them met each other for the first time in that show. 38:08 So yeah, the Gavin and Stacey one just annoys me. Did you just people talking about unknown spiralers? Oh, my God. We never found out what happened on the fishing trip NASA did. What? 38:24 Someone I was so annoyed about people talking about at work. Everyone was talking about it. And I won't say anything because she's not seen it yet. She's saving it for when she's free. And God, who's the main character? Scott. What's the Gavin and Stacey? Right? Yeah. 38:38 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 38:39 Speaker 1 She said to us like, can't believe Gavin raped Stacey. 38:43 Speaker 2 Like. 38:44 Speaker 1 Stacey stabbed Gavin and then this girl looked me dead in the eyes and went for serious. They actually did that. Is that what happened? I don't know, I've not seen it. It might have happened but I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say no. I don't know. 39:00 I think when something reaches universal praise in British culture it really puts me off wanting to watch it. Like I never liked Inbetweeners and I did try. I never liked 2 pints of Liger and a packet of crust and I feel like royal family 2 pints of Lager Inbetweeners. 39:18 What's the other one with the guy from Spaced? 39:21 Speaker 2 Which girl from Spaced? 39:22 Speaker 1 The painter guy he plays. 39:24 Speaker 2 Oh, Friday night dinner. 39:26 Speaker 1 Friday night dinner, that's another one. And I'm like, I feel like that dickhead who goes I'm not liking something because it's popular. I only like niche things, which isn't true, right? I do like wildly popular things. I fucking love Star Wars. I like Marvel, fucking, you know, if it's good, I like it and it just happens to be popular, you know? 39:48 So I just, I don't know what it is. I think maybe I'm broken. 39:51 Speaker 2 I quite liked The Inbetweeners. 39:55 Speaker 1 I just, I think what it was is the overuse of people quoting it that really put me. Yeah. 39:59 Speaker 2 That that sort of ruins anything though. 40:01 Speaker 1 I've never been a fan of catch rage comedy. So like, I get it in a season, you do season 1, you see what the buzz is in the world, so everybody's quoting and then you just do callbacks to those same jokes over and over again because they're popular. And then everybody's waiting for like the character to say the line. 40:17 I guess like that I didn't do it. Simpsons episode really hit home in there and and wired something my young brain to hate on catch rage comedy. I don't. 40:27 Speaker 2 Think there's a lot of catch phrase stuff in the in between. 40:30 Speaker 1 No, I don't rely on catch phrases, but it does get over quoted. Yeah. You know, you hear the word clunge a lot. It popularized the word clunge. No, I don't. 40:38 Speaker 2 Think that that's specifically popularized. 40:41 Speaker 1 I know the word already existed but I think they popularized it. I know a lot of people saying clunge in my daily life. Hey, have you checked the fourth quarter with plunge report? 40:52 Speaker 2 Hey, if you were to check the clunge. 40:56 Speaker 1 How Long's left on the plunge? Oh, could I just get a medium plunge please? Oh God, overused. 41:04 Speaker 2 Could you just stick a fork in it, see if it's done? 41:10 Speaker 1 It's clunge tastes weird to you. 41:16 Speaker 2 Oh. 41:16 Speaker 1 Fucking how long has it been out for? Two days? Was it wrapped up? 41:21 Speaker 2 Was it smell like it's on the turn? I can tell you. 41:29 Speaker 1 That niece throwing out, oh. 41:33 Speaker 2 Go on, tell us about that, that siphon work that you were going to. 41:37 Speaker 1 See. Oh, right, gifts, right. So the other day it works. Some girl brings in a phone and a phone has got like she puts a phone face to dirt, like screen down and on the back of a phone there's a massive bulge here, right? 41:55 And there's like a narrow crevice here to specifically hold lip gloss. It's a phone case with a built in lip gloss holder. I have got a picture of it. What a. 42:05 Speaker 2 Fucking tremendous waste of fucking money. 42:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, and apparently it's trending and everybody wants it. It is the must have gift for young adult women. Apparently. I I just like to take a picture of it. Anyway, that's it. 42:19 Speaker 2 What the fuck are these Kate, honestly. 42:22 Speaker 1 So there's the phone case and there's the road name. So it's Johnny Depp's wife who's designed Justin Bieber's wife. So Rd. there's the road phone case and there's a road lip gloss and this back there you can't see but at the bottom of it it's like thick rubber. 42:39 So it's like the phone is flat but it's got a fat ass on it. And I was saying, I was saying to the girls like what's that about? Have you got lip gloss on the back of your phone? Which went, oh, it's just a viral thing. It's just like a trending thing. Everyone wants 1. How much was that £60? 42:55 Speaker 2 Fucking hell. 42:57 Speaker 1 £60 for that and more, plus shipping because obviously it's shipping from the States. 43:02 Speaker 2 Fucking Christ. 43:04 Speaker 1 I'm like, I was not trying to think like, what is your bag not enough to hold your makeup in? You're not going to makeup bag. Surely if you have a makeup bag, Yeah, I bet you've still got a whip loss in there and other things as well. Is she going to bring out more like one that just specifically has like an eyeliner in it? 43:21 Where's it go? Where's it stop? And my another girl was going, oh, that's dead good. And then she immediately gets on the website. It's like, oh, they've got loads of different colours and everything that's so cool. But you get red 1, you get pink one different flavours of lip gloss. I'm like, well, one that's going to look like shit when that lip gloss starts running out and it's getting all haggard and it's at the bottom of the barrel. 43:40 You know, like a rolled up tube of toothpaste. That's going to look like shit on the back of your phone, isn't it? Why does that exist? 43:47 Speaker 2 For me like. 43:49 Speaker 1 That is the most promising and she's making money on a. 43:51 Speaker 2 Small tube. 43:53 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:54 Speaker 2 So that's gonna run out quick. 43:55 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, yeah. I don't know how often women apply lip gloss, but from women, I say their lips are constantly shiny. They're always applying lip gloss. 44:03 Speaker 2 Yeah. 44:04 Speaker 1 I've been on shift with three times since Christmas and I've never seen a knot stop and put it on. It's convenient this isn't it. On unsheathed the back of her phone. I think you're just putting more on because it's. 44:16 Speaker 2 Yeah. 44:17 Speaker 1 And and you have to put your phone screen down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is dull. 44:21 Speaker 2 They're going to have to keep on buying these small tubes. Yeah, specifically these ones as well, because I bet that only that will fit in. 44:28 Speaker 1 It's like a rubber. It's like a rubber sheet. It's. 44:30 Speaker 2 Got cost? 44:31 Speaker 1 I've had a feel. 44:31 Speaker 2 Incredible amount. 44:32 Speaker 1 I imagine any lip gloss would fill it. They're all similar size, but they might not fit. 44:37 Speaker 2 Different shapes. 44:38 Speaker 1 They might not fit as snug as this one, but I reckon you could squeeze in. Also, when it's not in there and it's just the crevice, it looks like a fucking pussy on the back of the phone. It's it is insane. And then like when she puts her phone down, lip gloss side down, it's just rocking and rolling all over the fucking table. 44:55 It's got to be the most pointless thing ever. And the fact that Justin Bieber's wife something rode Bieber. Emily rode Bieber. Oh, she did. Emily rode Bieber. The fact that she's convinced people like women from the like 18 to 30 demographic, 8 to 27 demographic that they need this and that they want this. 45:18 And then I've got a girl trying to justify me to me why it's a good thing. And I'm going, you got a bag, you got a pocket, put it anywhere. And I was trying my hard to think like of a male equivalent, like, like, oh, it'd be like me having a screwdriver on the back of my phone. But then I thought that might be useful because I've generally come across many situations where I've seen like, a loose screw or something while I've been about work or at home or something I've got to do with the screwdriver. 45:46 I don't have one on me, you know? Am I? But again, I'm not going to walk over the fucking screwdriver attached to my fucking phone. Also, that ain't going to feel good in your pocket because the phones, like by the design, are sleek and thin. Yeah, that's going to be very. 46:02 I feel like a lot of girls don't give a shit about that because I don't think a lot of girls put phones in the pockets. They usually always carry in them or they're in a bag or a purse. A lot of girls don't really have pockets. That's where you go, oh, look at my skirt. It's got pockets. If you've got pockets, pockets are something that women have been taught that they don't need or something. 46:20 When I think listen, girls, ladies, if you're out there. 46:24 Speaker 2 Another scheme from Big Pocket. 46:27 Speaker 1 This is a scheme for big pocket. This is you should get pockets. If anything it'll be big no pocket. Trying to sell no pockets because they always treat the boyfriend. 46:37 Speaker 2 Big handbag, then. 46:38 Speaker 1 Big Handbag, Yeah. Be a scheme for Big Handbag to sell more handbags. But where they get you is they're going to convince the people buying the handbags that the small of a handbag is better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it fits less, but it's smaller. So you need more handbags to fit more things in. 46:54 We got We want a Russian Doll the handbag market anyway. I cannot justify a phone holding one extra item because that's what it is. 47:06 Speaker 2 It's far to bullshit is what it is. 47:09 Speaker 1 I hope because I've talked about. 47:11 Speaker 2 Expensive fad bullshit. 47:12 Speaker 1 I hope because I've talked about a lot, I'm going to see TikTok reviews about it and I'll send them. 47:17 Speaker 2 I'll. 47:18 Speaker 1 Send them, yeah. 47:19 Speaker 2 I mean, to be firm, I'm probably going to get it as well because my phone's only though. 47:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, true. 47:24 Speaker 2 Shit. 47:26 Speaker 1 You best send me there. 47:28 Speaker 2 What do you really want to know? 47:29 Speaker 1 I just want to see the comments. I'm curious straight to the comments. What are people saying? And our people like it. They know screenshot people saying this is really good, this now send them you and then you'll go that's bullshit. And I go, yeah, it is because we live for that validation. 47:44 Speaker 2 I know. Hello. Or one of us will say this is the prime example of why we need a puke. 47:54 Speaker 1 I've a reaction substituting the crying reaction from a vomit reaction. So if I'm ever doing a crying face it's I'm disgusted by it. Like that filter. I'm that fucking dog look like an absolute demon. 48:10 Speaker 2 I can't remember what I think. I think this might have been a crying face that you put on it as well, but the clip of Christian drinking his own come. 48:20 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. 48:24 Speaker 2 But any Christian that comes across my feet, I always, I always said to you. 48:30 Speaker 1 Absolute vile human. 48:33 Speaker 2 Just because you're the only person that I know that also knows about him. Yeah. Or her because they are trans. 48:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I feel like that's a person who's doing it because they are mentally ill. I don't know if they are actually doing it or giving the trans people a bad name because he did like abuse sexually abuse his mother. 48:55 Speaker 2 I don't. I don't think it's necessarily that he's giving trans people a bad name. 48:58 Speaker 1 You think trans people are giving Chris on a bad name? That's. 49:02 Speaker 2 What? He said No, no, no. 49:08 Speaker 1 More like Chris Tran. No, I have. I have one friend other than you who who knows the Christian law. So I anyone you send me, I'll send to him. But yeah, you're gone. You don't think he's giving trans people a bad name? I. 49:23 Speaker 2 Don't think it's necessarily that I'm just. 49:24 Speaker 1 Going to show you this again just so you can get annoyed. That's the phone lip gloss specifically catered for the iPhone. Whatever. I don't think you can get it for other phones. I've got an iPhone. Oh yeah, yeah, cool. You can get a lip gloss case. 49:38 Speaker 2 You must be a Dick head as well do. 49:40 Speaker 1 You want a lip gloss case? I can't wait till knock off ones start appearing because they will not. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So you'll get ones without the name Brandon. Oh, is it a road? No, but it holds my lip gloss loosely. 49:55 Oh, I use a bag. I sleep in a gout. I sleep in a bed with my wife. 50:05 Speaker 2 I sleep in a vase guy bed. Do you sleep in a vase guy bed holder? 50:11 Speaker 1 No, I sleep in a bed with my wife. Oh, I wish, right. I know all the women that have this are probably in relationships and stuff, but to me, if a guy had this, if there's a guy equivalent, they'd be the Oh no, I fuck you obviously don't fuck. It's the equivalent of that. That's like a petty thing that a guy would have but be single if you had it. 50:30 But it's it's kitchen. It's basic and it's live life love aesthetic, I guess, yeah. 50:37 Speaker 2 I guess. 50:38 Speaker 1 So you're saying about how you hate trans people? 50:42 Speaker 2 I was always specifically talking about Christian, and not through not not through hate either. Christian has been alone since the early days of the Internet. 50:52 Speaker 1 The. 50:53 Speaker 2 Early days. 50:54 Speaker 1 The Wikipedia page alone. I think Wikipedia was created just to track all of Christian. I think that's why Wikipedia exists that. 51:03 Speaker 2 Was his primary fucking fun. 51:06 Speaker 1 Oh, we need to archive all over. 51:07 Speaker 2 This world, but yeah, because he he has been away for so long and not necessarily more lawless. Yeah, a place. But the Internet was vastly different than than what it is now. 51:20 Speaker 1 I think early Christian mirrors a lot of what the Internet cultures like now. Like back in the day, I think it was Sonic Boom when it came out on like the Wii or whatever, it came out on the awful Sonic game they removed. Or like Sonic was all blue and it didn't have like a Peach belly or it didn't have gloves on or some trivial change or he had wrappings on his arms or something. 51:41 Anyway, Christian walked into a GameStop and started screaming at the cashier town to change it. She went mental. 51:48 Speaker 2 Ohh I think I've seen the clip. Does he does he star mode I? 51:50 Speaker 1 Think he trashes a few things or he screams at. 51:53 Speaker 2 The he has, he has pepper spray with him. He just starts spraying the fucking stuff. Yeah, as he's leaving, he goes don't call anybody. He just leaves. 52:04 Speaker 1 And I can absolutely imagine someone right with the way people are like, you've changed this, games gone well called this films well called Force Dei or whatever it is. The way people kick off royally now, it's just like how he kicked off royally back in the early 2000s. 52:20 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 52:21 Speaker 1 So. 52:22 Speaker 2 Well, I mean, like he was made a target very early on, right? He did, but through a naive sort of way of thinking, I guess. Do you know what I mean? Because he is mentally disabled, yes, he is heavily on the spectrum. 52:40 He's he gets confused easily and people picked up on that very early on. 52:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, it wasn't the days of right 4. Chan was feeding him like before right? 52:50 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. 52:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, so and 4 Chan was a fucking cesspool back in the early days on the Internet. 52:55 Speaker 2 Absolutely, yeah. 52:57 Speaker 1 And he obviously, he was on there and they were just egging him on to like do things. 53:00 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, he would. They they convinced him of a lot of different shit. 53:05 Speaker 1 They convinced him to like, eat his own condom now. 53:07 Speaker 2 Yeah, they also, I think it was Fortune also convinced him to attempt his own conversion operation. 53:18 Speaker 1 Jesus fucking Christ was that was that back in the day? 53:20 Speaker 2 I don't think it was that long ago, to be honest with you. Maybe five years ago. 53:24 Speaker 1 Is he still in prison? 53:25 Speaker 2 No, I don't think so. 53:26 Speaker 1 Or is he out because? 53:27 Speaker 2 To be fair, I've, I've not heard a lot of news about yeah, I mean, I just keep seeing clips of him. 53:35 Speaker 1 And TikTok. Yeah, I only get the news from him from from you. Oh yeah, I'm on a Direct Line. I only get the news from you and my monthly Sony Two subscription, Sony 2 Monthly. 53:55 Speaker 2 There was not like a few months ago, there was a there was a rumour going there that he got a girlfriend and got her pregnant. 54:05 Speaker 1 I did hear something about that rumour. That's when I saw that trending and I saw it on Twitter and I saw a lot of the comments going, oh, so he's out, he's out, he's out. But then that rumour got debunked or something. 54:16 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Through it was a statement that he posted himself. Yeah, you say like I don't know where he's come from. I don't know this. I have been with whatever she's called for X amount of time but she isn't pregnant this time, whatever else. 54:35 And no doubt an army of people went to him to convince him of something else straight away. Do you know what I mean? 54:42 Speaker 1 Did the people convince him to try and have sex with his mother or was that all him? 54:45 Speaker 2 I don't know if I'm being honest with you. 54:48 Speaker 1 And his mother's heavily disabled as well, I'm sure. 54:50 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, but I mean, as fucking weird as he is, he is. 54:56 Speaker 1 If you've seen his. 54:57 Speaker 2 Mother what? 55:02 Speaker 1 Hey, you said it. I love doing that. Speaking through the voice of someone else as character and then immediately dropping out, being me and then going can't believe you said that. I do it at work all the time, especially to my boss, Like, oh, you know, I'm just going to find myself a bunch of underage tasty treats. 55:25 You can't say that. I can't believe you just said that and then I'll get all flustered. Oh, I didn't say that. You just did. We all heard it. I was doing the voice of you and then that voice, this is what you said. And everyone will look at me and go, you know what? 55:42 He's got a point. He's got you there, said to him. I said to him today, because everyone's getting really stressed out about this particular Christmas temp. 55:58 We have Christmas temps on my drive about a lot of the Christmas times every year. Is that they never let go. We'd never hire a Christmas time. They're hired with the with the prospect of your only Christmas time. You won't be here for longer. You understand that? Yeah, You understand that never in my life as a Christmas time been let go because everyone's a fucking coward. 56:19 There's this one particular person who's, like, awful at the job. She wouldn't even be there to know if Shaggy was manager. She lasted a dare. He was like, oh, I'm struggling for hours. I'm struggling to find out where we can fit people. I might have to do double shifts. Like, why? Why were you struggling about soccer? There's like certain people, they want certain requirements. 56:35 This person can only do eight days a week or eight days a week. So this person can only do 8 hours a week. And it's straight by that Christmas time, they're all on probation, right? All of them. Yeah, Yeah, all of them. Get rid. Just get rid of one of them, especially that one. And he looked at me shocked. And we, they'd give it a shot and then he'd just give me a little smile on and go on. 56:53 I'll just see if another store wants. So I'm like, no, no, just get rid. I consider it. So I think it's considering it. But everybody has other grievances with because she's like she'll known No sort of like process of learning, you know, like we tell them many times they say you do that, do that. 57:14 If you if you're not sure about something, just ask, doesn't ask. And it's not like she doesn't have confidence or she's shy because she has very she's very confident. Like she'll push her out the way to go on a coffee machine. And then she was like, I'm doing this, I'm doing that. I'm like, what's what, What are you doing? What are you doing? This is when she's off shift and I'm making myself a drink off, you know, where's all this when you're at work? 57:35 But yeah, is that I remember I got onto that. 57:39 Speaker 2 I don't know either, because we were we. 57:40 Speaker 1 Were talking about Christian we. 57:42 Speaker 2 Were talking about Christian. 57:43 Speaker 1 Then we were talking about Sonic 2 and I was like, is that my same way to talk about Sonic 3? You know, I can't remember. Yeah. So Sonic 3, it's all right. I've seen it. 57:59 Speaker 2 No, I've not seen it yet. No, no. 58:01 Speaker 1 It was OK. It was like the 1st 20 minutes of it was like so cartoony. It was unbearable. And I'm like, I don't, I can't believe everyone's saying this is fucking amazing because that's what everyone's been saying. It's the best one. It's the best one. I just couldn't get that all because even even at a character's death scene, a character dies at a fucking Cho Garden party, Cho Garden restaurant. 58:21 You've got this fat shows liner in, and then this army guy, GUN officer leader guy dies and he's on floor and he's Officer Stone. Sonic's crying and he's. He's Officer Stone. I can't believe you're fucking dying. He's got, like, soot and shit on his face. No blood, obviously. Kids film. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 58:37 But it looks so well lit and it looks like it's out of, like a SpongeBob film or something, you know what I mean? Like, it's not meant to be taken seriously, but it is. And it's just very silly. And that comes right after, right after Eggman's robots come through the window and Sonic goes Kanishi. 58:55 It's so bad. But the second-half of the film is very, very good. You know, like when Sonic absolutely locks in and he's like, he's just a dickhead to everyone. But there's two points of the film which proper annoyed me. And from what I've seen online, no one's picked up on these points. 59:12 And I don't know why. I don't know if it's because they think the film's so good, they've just give these moments of pass. But to me, they stood out like a fucking sore thumb. So there's this point where Eggman and his granddad, other Eggman, Gerald and Ivor Robotnik respectively, I know the law don't come out of me. 59:30 They've got to go through this room of lasers, right, to get to the Macguffin on the other side. So they wear these suits, and these suits just repel all laser light. Like these lasers will cut you straight away. But the lasers, if you're wearing these suits, they just bounce off. 59:47 So they go walk through it, but instead of walking right through it, they do a big dance routine. I'm sure you've seen the clips of two clips of it. It's 2 Jim Carey's and they're having a dance in the middle of all these lasers. And it's fun. The only gripe that I've got is that these lasers are deadly. They will cut you if they come in contact with your skin. 1:00:03 Their faces aren't covered. Their faces are just on show. And not one laser touches the head. The most dangerous. You know, obviously if a laser cuts you in the head, you're going to die. And I just wanted like that to be acknowledged in some way, like maybe a laser just shaves off a tip of his moustache. 1:00:21 And then they acknowledge go shit maybe we should have a headgear or something like that but they don't. There is another bit which I don't like is when the two robotics meet each other and they go oh this is so weird. It's almost like they hired 1 actor to play 2 actors in the same role and then look at camera. 1:00:38 But it's a cartoon I guess. Fine, it's a cartoon with real people. And then there's the big epic fight between Shadow and Sonic or Super Shadow and Supersonic. Spoilers pretty cool for the short time it lasts. It's the most live action Dragon Ball Z shit you're going to see on screen other than a live action Dragon Ball Z film that it might be good, I guess because you've literally got them like fighting across the world and they're kicking each other into mountains and there's big explosions going on. 1:01:07 That's fucking cool. And at one point Sonic uppercut Shadow into the moon. That's pretty fucking rad. But anyway, they get to the moon, they beat each other up, they lose their chaos energy and then they just shadow and Sonic on the moon. 1:01:23 And then they have a breather, they breathe in, they have a breather, they're out of breath. And then they have a heart to heart on the moon and everyone's like, oh, this is an emotional moment. This is where they have their team at moment. Let's go get Eggman together, bro fists both ignite the chaos energy. 1:01:39 Both go super, go take on the bad guys. Really fucking cool. I'm like going They just had a 4-5 minute conversation on the moon. They were, they were breathing, they were out of breath. I had to go home and like Google, like if anyone was noticing this, everyone had jibes about it, but apparently one of Sonic's powers, watch, I found from like Reddit and stuff from articles from three years ago, you could just breathe in space. 1:02:01 That's like a known law thing. That's why no one's kicking off about it, because one of the first, one of the first things I got was a post from like 6 years ago or something. If Sonic can breathe in space, how come he needs air underwater? And now there's all these sort of theories that's just never been explained. It's just, you can just survive in space, I guess. 1:02:18 And there's been many instances where he's been in space. I get it if he's supersonic because he's essentially a God, but there's been many times where he's just been in space, where he's just been talking normally while people have been in fucking space suits and shit. It sounds dumb, and it sounds like something that they never got to address. 1:02:32 Speaker 2 Yeah. 1:02:33 Speaker 1 Well, like the film was OK. I, I do think Keanu Reeves casting was absolutely fucking perfect for Shadow. He has this really cool line, which is like kind of dark and edgy, but kind of like Keanu Reeves it. So he's talking to the Maria, the, the, the girl who like looks after him when he's a kid or when he's captured by gun and she takes him outside for the first time. 1:02:53 He's never seen the stars before because he's been grown in a lab. And then Maria's talking about all these stars in space. And then she says something like, even though like, it's really funny that the stars that we see now takes billions of years for the light to reach us, even though the star could be dead long gone and we can still see it. 1:03:11 And then Keanu Reeves and his best shadow voice or shadow and his best Keanu Reeves goes, even though the stars dead, the light still shines brightly. Oh, that's cool. It's a cool lame ass line, but it's something Keanu Reeves would say, but it's also something shadow would say. 1:03:28 It's cheesy, but I'm like, it's good message. It's good message because that's something. Oh, you like special. That's something we always felt cool. Yeah, technically time travel, we can see them, but they're not though, you know, could be gone, long gone. 1:03:44 But yeah, no cool. And that was just a chance for doing my bad carries, but no enjoyable teaser at the end for the next film. Obviously they just got to do these films forever and every film's going to tease with another character until we get to like Sonic 6. 1:04:01 Like Big the cat turns up in the end credits. Everyone was talking about the end credits for this like being absolutely amazing. I was like, it was up until it wasn't because then it like didn't make sense. It'll tell you the end credits. So film ends with Sonic, Knuckles and Tails. 1:04:19 They're having a race credits, fancy credits are done, fancy credits come over. Sonic's obviously not been looking at anyone and he's ran way too far. He's like across the country. And he's like, oh shit, oh, did I overdo it again, guys, whatever. 1:04:34 And then you see, like some red eyes glow in the thing and it's fucking Metal Sonic. And I'm like, oh, cool Metal Sonic. He's rad because he's like Sonic, but Metal. That's pretty fucking cool, yeah. 1:04:43 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:04:44 Speaker 1 And I love Metal Sonic as a child because cool, edgy, awesome, and then immediately there's like a load of them. So I'm like, that's less cool if it's not our character, If it's just an army of robots, sonics, lame. And there's a load of them, then fucking Amy comes up out of fucking nowhere. Amy Rose, who just smashes him with an hammer. 1:05:00 That's it. Oh yeah, cool. Amy's going to be in the next 1. Great. Everybody's favorite fucking hedgehog. Pink hedgehog with a hammer. Cool. I don't think Amy's anybody's favorite character. 1:05:15 Speaker 2 No, I don't think so. 1:05:16 Speaker 1 I'd rather Cream and Cheese being I, I don't know if you know know Sonic stories are all that much, but I don't know if you think I'm making that up or if you know that's a real character. 1:05:28 Speaker 2 No, I do know that the real character is. 1:05:31 Speaker 1 Cream and cheese. So yeah, I also completed Indiana Jones. That was good. 1:05:37 Speaker 2 Oh my God. 1:05:38 Speaker 1 I enjoyed it. Good. I think you should get it when it comes out. 1:05:42 Speaker 2 Yeah, I might. I might do. 1:05:44 Speaker 1 I think it does something which the modern Indiana Jones films don't do, saying that Indiana Jones too didn't do. The best Indiana Jones films are Temple of Doom. No, not Temple of Doom. Sorry God. What's the first one called? 1:05:59 Raids of the lost ark. Raids of the lost ark and Holy Grail. One. It wasn't called Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail. Was it? Last Crusade. 1:06:09 Speaker 2 Last Crusade. Yeah, yeah. 1:06:10 Speaker 1 Indiana's Last Crusade and raised the Lost Ark are the best ones, and then I only realised why they're the best ones when I finished this game. Because this game's good and it's better than so it's on par with Temple to Doom, but it's better than the two new ones. I'll tell you for why. Because it involves what's the main big Mcguffin in Red's Lost Ark. 1:06:31 Speaker 2 The ark of the government. 1:06:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, and what's the main Mcguffin in Last Crusade? 1:06:35 Speaker 2 The Holy Grail. 1:06:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, and how are these items connected? 1:06:39 Speaker 2 Christianity. 1:06:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, so the main big mcguffin in this is fucking Noah's Ark, and I'm right. All right, so we now have a consecutive Anglo-Saxon Christian trilogy of Indiana Jones content. 1:06:56 Speaker 2 Oh my fucking Christ, could they not have used something a bit more? So no easier to move? Like so it's a point in his fucking pocket maybe or whatever. Like give him the fucking spirit destiny or something. 1:07:09 Speaker 1 Oh, that's already game, though I think Spirit destiny, so I might have already treaded all right. 1:07:14 Speaker 2 Give him the fucking Queen of Thorns. Give him anything. Anything they could just pick? 1:07:19 Speaker 1 Up Noah's ark, stupid. It's not. It's alright. 1:07:22 Speaker 2 No, I'm telling you now that it is stupid. 1:07:24 Speaker 1 It's OK, right? You're gonna you're gonna hate it because I was I kind of spoiled it for you. Knows that comes as like a surprise at the end because you're collecting these stones and you don't know what these stones do, but it's like 13 of them. Luckily the bad guys already got like fucking 12 of them before the game starts so. 1:07:39 Speaker 2 You don't have to collect that many I've. 1:07:40 Speaker 1 Got a minute? And it's a film, and at some point the bad guy's gonna have to get all the stones anyway off you, you know, because he's gonna have to do something to see the. Yeah. 1:07:49 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:07:51 Speaker 1 So I thought what this evil Nazi guy was gonna do was gonna try and get all the stones together because at one point in the story, he speaks the words on this stone, which are in an ancient language. And he's only got he's only got one son at the time. And it teleports him across the world. Him and his partner is the lady friend of this story, teleports him all the way to China and he was in the fucking Alps or something like that. 1:08:14 Japan, sorry, teleports him. Tokyo teleports him too. And it's cool. It's a cool set piece scene, but it's like, so I'm thinking what these films are like teleportation devices or something like that? Or like what happens if you get them all together? I get why the Nazis would want a device that teleports you around the world. That'd be a good thing, right? 1:08:31 Do anything appear anywhere, you know? Cool. So one stone teleports Indian, someone else halfway across the world. But it's like random. There's no way of controlling it I guess. But I thought the main plot was going to be that this evil Nazi shit is going to try and flood the world again and start anew. 1:08:48 You get all the stones together. Maybe they start the great flood. Maybe that's what it is, you know, So there are no arc. Turns out all the stones together is just you can create a control portal somewhere. So you got this even Nazi shit going. I can appear anywhere with me and my Nazi army. 1:09:04 Times Square fucking outside your college and he's naming all these places I could anywhere the Reich would just be there for a show up. And I'm like, no, because you're in a massive boat that when you put these stones in the ship's wheel, I guess a massive portal opens and then the ship goes through it. 1:09:23 If you teleport in Times Square, you only do that once really, because even if you open a portal from Times Square elsewhere, you're not sailing through that hire because you're stuck then you're landlocked. I didn't think it through anyway. Because he's not worthy enough. It does start a flood. 1:09:39 And then he's like, you did this Indiana Jones. Like, no, you did it. You use, you use God, and then wrath of God happens again and his face melts. It's cool. But the way it's shot, when you see the ark, when you walk up to it and you see it in The Cave, it is shot exactly like it would be shot if it was a film that came out in like the 90s or 80s. 1:09:58 And that's something I can give it credit for it. It feels very much like a classic Indiana Jones film. It's good. 1:10:04 Speaker 2 This is a bad premise. 1:10:05 Speaker 1 It's good. It's bad premise bro. It's good. 1:10:06 Speaker 2 You are your your judgements be included by the cinematography that you love. 1:10:12 Speaker 1 No, Yeah, OK. The cinematography is great, but the gameplay itself is. It's generally enjoyable. It didn't overstay its welcome. I like doing the little puzzles and all the side missions where it's at. I like going in tombs, solving puzzles and going on silly adventures. You know you go to like the jungle, the Vatican, what's the other big one? 1:10:32 Giza, the desert. Although I was annoyed because there was a train that was going around like on a loop and I was like that'll come up in a mission. Didn't thought I was going to have a cool train. Uncharted start level. So once you have finished the game you can travel to any location, clear up any loose ends and stuff, collect all the bits. 1:10:52 So I went back to Egypt. You can't get on that train at all. There's no side mission attachment or anything. What a jip. Why put a train there in the first place? 1:11:01 Speaker 2 I was going to say that that actually seems like a wasted asset to even fucking put it in there. 1:11:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, train tracks. You've got Nazis on it. You can stand next to it, you can see in the windows. It's like it's modelled inside. Just let me on the train. No, I like the fight and I like the combat. I like the the whips fun. The puzzles are fun. I like going through to them and shit. 1:11:21 Although the eye eyes are a bit shit. And once you find the costume to dress up as in that level, pretty much walk everywhere and not get discovered really, which is fine because you don't want to just be punching and shooting because as soon as you do get seen and caught by like more than three people, you're dead. 1:11:37 It's not a shoot shoot bang action game, is it? Yeah, it's Indiana Jones. It's a slowly think about puzzles and solve these things game. The puzzles in the story are good. They're not too challenging. Some of them are a bit mind thinking a bit if you like sit down for like 10 seconds. But some of the side puzzles, I looked them all up and the side puzzles are essentially you've got to open a chest, solve a puzzle to get us inside the chest. 1:12:00 Usually what's inside the chest is money, experience points, and a book. Books are like your leveling up system. But an example for one of these, you'll find various notes. The notes will be like a grid and then they'll be like ABCD whatever down there, 1234 down there, you'll have a grid. 1:12:16 Then they'll be like dots all over the place. And there'll be some notes that you find another piece of paper, which will have letters and ciphers and dots and whatnot. Then you find another note. And then you've got to put all these notes together and you've got to figure out yourself. And you're all right, what is the fucking 4 digit combination? 1:12:32 And I, I'm not, I don't have the time mostly because I don't have the time to do it is because of the way the note systems laid out in the sort of side missions. Like it's awkward. I felt it awkward just to bring up one note to look at and study it and then swap that out to look at another note, right? 1:12:49 It's not mad awkward, but it's just to me, it felt cumbersome the way the menu and notebook system worked because they go in at it like it's all in Indies notebook. But to access things, you've got to go to the field work, then go left for the notes. Then you'll see the notes. So you click on the notes and you read that note. 1:13:05 Then you got to go back there. You've got to read that note. It's it's simple. It is simple, but I felt for some reason it wasn't that intuitive and that made me go. I don't want to even try and solve some of these puzzles. That's hard. But yeah, like I'm all good for like mind bending stinky puzzles. 1:13:21 I. 1:13:21 Speaker 2 Couldn't fit in a little puzzle in if I. 1:13:24 Speaker 1 No, but when it came to the story, puzzles like shine the light in the right place or no one of the lights is broken, find a light source from somewhere else. Or there was one puzzle which I felt really smart for doing. You find this ancient game. It's like chess, but it's not chess, for fuck's sake. I do not want to do this. 1:13:41 But once I like figured it out, right? Because just by mourning around and seeing what happened in the room around me, I kind of figured it out what I need to do from there on. And that made me feel good. And then that puzzle where it gets repeated, but you've got to do it on a bigger scale with people and then tell people where to stand and how to stand and that that was a cool moment. 1:14:00 But no, it is a good game definitely if it comes out like on plus like a year or two down the line or something. 1:14:07 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. I mean, if it's free, then yeah, I will. I will, definitely. But I don't, I don't know. I don't think it's one of the ones that I'm going to pay full price for. 1:14:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, I was thinking maybe I'll get it again, but now I'm thinking maybe I won't. So you haven't got anything else in my cube notes? 1:14:23 Speaker 2 I've been playing Cyberpunk myself recently. 1:14:27 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Pretty much covered everything except for New Year's resolutions. Tell me about Cyprunk. Where you are in it. You're loving it. Yeah. Are you in love? 1:14:34 Speaker 2 Jesus Christ, what's the? 1:14:35 Speaker 1 World yet is it finally. Have you finally had your Frank Reynolds moments and you've gone? I get it now. I understand. Take me to Night City. 1:14:46 Speaker 2 I'll admit I have been sucked in. 1:14:48 Speaker 1 You've got all the, you've got all the the latest updates again, it's one of those games like Larry and studios, they are updating it a lot. 1:14:54 Speaker 2 Yeah, well, that's. 1:14:55 Speaker 1 I'm not. I'm not. 1:14:56 Speaker 2 Really, the clinching thing for me of why I got it now, because the very, very recently set out the latest update. Yeah, you know what? Fuck it, I have been putting it off. Where? 1:15:08 Speaker 1 You can change the characters and shit and. 1:15:10 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, you can. There's a lot of cosmetic types. Yeah, you can change. 1:15:14 Speaker 1 It or you can add people that you can add people in photo mode as well. Yeah Oh, that's so cool. I can hang around with like, I don't know if you've got this far in the game, but I can hang around with us Crack. US Cracks are the Japanese K pop band that are in the game. 1:15:27 Speaker 2 Oh wow. OK. 1:15:28 Speaker 1 Do you know you? 1:15:30 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen them on. 1:15:33 Speaker 1 Posters. Yeah. Yeah. So Johnny Silverhand's another band member from Samurai. You do a couple of side missions for him. Oh. 1:15:42 Speaker 2 Shit. 1:15:43 Speaker 1 Can't remember his name. Something Urodine. Eddie Urodine. Yeah, you're a couple of side missions for him, and I think that leads you into meeting US Crack. I remember when I did meet with US Cracks backstage, I was just taking pictures with them for ages. But now that I know, I can just put them anywhere in the fucking Night City. 1:16:01 That's great. I do want to replay it. How far are you into the story? 1:16:04 Speaker 2 You can add. 1:16:06 Speaker 1 Three. Yeah, that's all of us. Crack. Come. 1:16:08 Speaker 2 On Let's go. You know, he's such a fucking fine girl for this. 1:16:14 Speaker 1 I mean the songs sound awful when they come on the radio, but I still listen to them. They have that one that goes pop oh shit, pop, oh shit, pop oh shit, pop oh shit. 1:16:24 Speaker 2 Yeah. 1:16:25 Speaker 1 And they've got another one as well. I will say, considering that a lot of the songs have been made for the game, I think all the songs have been made for the game and they're not real songs. They sound very, I don't know of that world. 1:16:41 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, yeah. 1:16:41 Speaker 1 Like there's something about the songs that come on on the radio that makes it feel more real because they're not songs that we can relate to. But yeah, after seeing, after seeing the anime and then when that sad song comes on, you just got to just drive around. Just listen to that play out for Just So Get away. 1:17:08 I just ride around on my ARC motorbike. So where are you in the story? 1:17:14 Speaker 2 The song is called. 1:17:16 Speaker 1 I don't want to go at your house or something. I don't want to stay at your house. 1:17:19 Speaker 2 I want to stay at. 1:17:20 Speaker 1 Your house. I was close. 1:17:23 Speaker 2 I think I'm pretty much finished actually. 1:17:26 Speaker 1 It's your last mission. Meet someone at someone. 1:17:29 Speaker 2 Making the last little bits of preparation to attack the our soccer plan and. 1:17:36 Speaker 1 If it's if your last chat point mission is me. 1:17:39 Speaker 2 Chipper. 1:17:40 Speaker 1 Misty meet someone at hands or meet someone at some restaurant. It's not Misty, it's some chick. But that is the last mission. It's like meet someone at some place, I can't remember what it is, but that's the last mission. Once you finish the game, you can't go back and do any side missions. 1:17:56 So if you're going to get a phantom, a little bit to get it. 1:17:59 Speaker 2 Yeah, I think, I think it's, I think the only thing I've not done side mission wise is the Eurydyne stuff. And that's because it just wasn't triggering. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? You. 1:18:10 Speaker 1 Get to wreck a boat, you get to wreck $1,000,000 yard. It's a fun mission. You just sneak into a shipyard, wreck a boat, pick up like CD players, coffee makers, TV's, you just go ape shit on the boat, you and Eddie, you're done. 1:18:28 And then he tries it. Only I'm like mate, I'm not Pan Am's my girl. 1:18:32 Speaker 2 Yeah. 1:18:33 Speaker 1 Sorry. 1:18:36 Speaker 2 How dare you, actually. 1:18:37 Speaker 1 Did you romance Pan Am as well? Naturally, yeah. As a nomad, if you start in point as a nomad, I think I feel like you have to yeah, because it's it fits. Also, her nomad storyline really ties into your nomad storyline like perfectly. 1:18:53 And the ending I got, I won't tell you the ending I got in case you get a similar one, but I thought it was fucking perfect for the character. And I'm like, you know what this is? It's one of those endings that made me not want to replay it to the very end for a long time because I'm like, why would I replay this any other way? 1:19:08 This is fucking perfect. You know, I even think if I were to start again car porn like still want to romance pan out. 1:19:16 Speaker 2 Well, that was my plan. Once I've finished This is the Nomad, Yeah, I'm gonna have a second playthrough as a corporal and I'm gonna try and romance Judy. 1:19:27 Speaker 1 Playing as a woman then because you can Judy's gay. You can only romance as a later, but Judy's great. 1:19:33 Speaker 2 She's really good. Did you? It was genuinely hurt when when she left and I said. 1:19:39 Speaker 1 Do you I like that she messaged you with updates if you check your phone. Oh, I'm in Paris right now. Look at this picture. Oh, this is fucking cool. Also, I like it when you actually get like a romance character like Pan Am. I don't know like how far in a relationship you got, but occasionally like just had a shower. 1:19:54 I should just send you like a a nude like cool. 1:20:00 Speaker 2 Cool. 1:20:01 Speaker 1 He's cool. It just, I think the immersions really. Well, yeah, especially right with like, Oh yeah, I guess she's kind of my girlfriend in the game and she's texting me and some of these text chats, they can go on for quite a while. I'm like, cool, Mr. Hands ringing you. Go away, go away with you. 1:20:18 Speaker 2 Get ahead of. 1:20:19 Speaker 1 Me go away with you selling me your shit little cars have you done right all the side missions then yeah working out yeah Blitz through that game deep sea diving one with that was I was really surprised at that different animation if you access photo mode as well different animations underwater, different poses. 1:20:37 Insane cool. I wonder if you can import people into that? Doubtful. 1:20:42 Speaker 2 My assumption is yes. 1:20:44 Speaker 1 No, they'd just be stubbed there. 1:20:46 Speaker 2 Just a pose, Yeah. I don't know to be honest. But I mean, you can still choose everyone's stance. Like the way everyone's stored. 1:20:55 Speaker 1 I don't they don't want to store water pose as well. I have to. 1:20:58 Speaker 2 Try it. I bet they do. 1:20:59 Speaker 1 I don't know. You have to try it. What do you think about the mission where I can't remember what it was, These people come up to you and basically this guy wants to be crucified live on TV and you've got to try and stop it or something. I can't remember the Mcguffins of it, but he's up there, he's on the thing, and you can stop it or you can just let it happen. 1:21:19 Oh, you. 1:21:19 Speaker 2 Know, I don't think I've done that. I've done all the gigs. 1:21:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, dissolve. 1:21:23 Speaker 2 To everyone I've done, I don't know it. It felt like I'd exhausted all all the aside missions. Unless things only start triggering after. 1:21:33 Speaker 1 Maybe. Did you you know the cop character? The guy with the car in the jacket? What about the one where you got to rescue his brother from some like sort of pig farm? 1:21:44 Speaker 2 Oh, his nephew, yeah. 1:21:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, that was disturbing. 1:21:48 Speaker 2 Oh yeah. 1:21:51 Speaker 1 I was fucked up, I was horrifying. I can't remember the crux of it as well. I just remember being disgusted but I can't remember why. Something about he was stealing people. Was he feeding them to the pigs or? 1:22:04 Speaker 2 No, I don't think he was. 1:22:07 Speaker 1 I was a cows or something. 1:22:09 Speaker 2 I don't think he was using them as livestock feed. I think he was just keeping them because he, he kept him drugged. Yeah, constantly. And he kept him like being fed with like growth hormones and stuff like that, But I don't think he was actually doing anything with him. 1:22:27 I think he was just keeping them. 1:22:29 Speaker 1 Weird. I did. Like, I did like going round to that guy's house for dinner though, with his, with his, with his caravan family cooking and everything for that. Yeah, it's cool. 1:22:42 Speaker 2 He was subtly making passes at you though. 1:22:45 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, this is a romance option. I was like. 1:22:47 Speaker 2 No, I don't. I don't want this. I have a girlfriend. 1:22:50 Speaker 1 I know. I can see if you were like a lady, you'd be like, yeah, that'd be a nicer option. Better than fucking Eddie Urodine guys. A bit of an unhinged. I don't think there's any many male romance options other than Eddie, that guy whose name I can't remember. 1:23:06 And yeah. 1:23:07 Speaker 2 I can't remember what his name is either. 1:23:09 Speaker 1 The only female romance option is the chick can't remember her name. 1:23:13 Speaker 2 The chick. 1:23:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, what's her name? 1:23:15 Speaker 2 Oh, Judy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can just wrinkle as well and have a chat, Yeah, which which was also really nice. 1:23:21 Speaker 1 What did you think of the leader of the nomads? I thought it was a bit out of order When the when he exercised, Yeah. So when he, like, kicked, yeah. 1:23:29 Speaker 2 He's a bit of a fucking arsehole. 1:23:31 Speaker 1 I never Lysol. Oh, you've been a Dick head for like just look, Pan Am's a lovely girl. Welcome back to the family. It's fine. I did feel a bit guilty when like mine and Pan Am's like mission kind of got one of the one of the fucking badlanders killed, right thing. 1:23:51 His friend. I'm not bad about that. 1:23:55 Speaker 2 Scorpion. 1:23:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, do get his bikes on it's cool bike. 1:24:03 Speaker 2 It's a nice equal trade life for a bike. 1:24:07 Speaker 1 And then I just stopped using all bikes until I unlocked the Akira bike. 1:24:11 Speaker 2 I didn't really use scorpions bike at all. I used Jackie's Jackie's bike for a bit. 1:24:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think I prefer motorbikes in Night City than the driving cars. 1:24:23 Speaker 2 I don't know. I'm quite, quite fond of the cars. 1:24:25 Speaker 1 So all the cars operate so differently depending on the, and they really do a good job of like sort of what districts you're in. The wealthy district, the poorer district, the poorer cars look different, they look boxier, they operate worse. It's always worth driving in first person for a little bit just to check out the interior of every fucking car that's different. 1:24:44 Like I said, like the car that you start off in the Badlands versus like one of the rich French cars that you get completely different. And it's sort of like what I really like about the Cyberpunk 2077 world. It's not that far off from our own world. Like you go in like a really smart electric car these days. 1:25:00 And I've been in a few, not many. There is like very there is there is a very limited dash, you know what I mean? It's just like a wheel and a big and then I fart on board computer and I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ. 1:25:16 And then again, you can still get in something that looks like a Honda Civic, you know, specifically like a long distance. Yeah, little boxy thing for the time of year or if you get in those dead mini small cars. Did you find the side mission? Like it's, it's unmarked, but once you get it, you've got it. 1:25:34 But it's the vending machine that's just sort of chats. He's a cool guy and I felt sorry for him. Yeah, we got carted away. It was 1 mission that's always difficult to trigger and I never know how to quite finish it or carry it on. But it leads to a vampire side quest line where there's a guy outside fucking. 1:25:53 What was Jackie's girlfriend called? Mr. Mr. is a guy outside Misty's and he's just like a prophet and he's ranting and raving about conspiracy theories and like Tom the prophet or something he's called. If you come back to him at certain times and stuff, he tells you new information each time. Eventually it does lead into a mission, but I feel like every time I've retried that it's glitched. 1:26:11 But I've only managed to do it like I've managed to do on my first first playthrough. But second one I didn't or it was the other way around because it leads to a bunch of corporal people and they do have all like red eyes. So there is something to the shit that he's spouting off because there's also the, I can't remember what the mystery man is, but there's a mystery man. 1:26:31 He's he's very much involved with the, you know, the two politicians, the guy running for mayor and his wife. If you ever did that. 1:26:38 Speaker 2 One yeah, Pirelles. 1:26:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, the Pirelles. Yeah, there's a guy watching you from the sidelines of all that and he's like a known in universe cyberpunk character, but he's also in. You see him, you first see him in Afterlife Bar. He's like got blue eyes or red eyes or something. And he's one of these people that's just always watching. 1:26:57 And that's a mystery that's never been answered. I like that mission as well because that's a politician who's literally just been brainwashed. How did you end that one anyway? Did you tell him the whole truth or? 1:27:07 Speaker 2 No, I decided to follow his wife's lead, just tell him all of the things that he needs to know. It does seem like it's going to be more beneficial for it came in his mental health. 1:27:18 Speaker 1 I told him everything. He just finally refused to believe you. I can't remember if he got assassinated shortly after but I don't know but. 1:27:28 Speaker 2 That might have been because you chose to tell him everything. 1:27:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, he might shot himself. I can't remember. I remember someone died. 1:27:35 Speaker 2 Because he sent me like a couple nice texts and then like, give him like a bonus, something over there. Yeah. Because I was like, yeah, it was this. It was your. 1:27:44 Speaker 1 Apartments get decorated with nice things after, say, admissions and stuff, and that's always cool. Did you bother buying the fancier apartment? Yeah. 1:27:51 Speaker 2 Yeah, see what they would like to be. 1:27:54 Speaker 1 Honest play pool in one of them. Yeah, yeah. I'm such a sucker for immersive storytelling. If I'm like, going right, my eyes are sleepy. I'm done with the game now. I can't just turn the game off. I have to take V home. 1:28:10 Like that's so bad. I'm into like certain role play games. Like if I'm that invested, I won't just turn the game off. I'll go right before I take it off. I'll take V home. I'll take his box, I'll take him into, I'll take him down to his boxes. I'll put him in bed. I'll, I'll photo mode in my pose in bed so it looks like he's sleeping. 1:28:30 And then when I wake up in the morning, it's a new day and I can start the new game. So I guess that's how I end up. 1:28:38 Speaker 2 Insane, actually. 1:28:41 Speaker 1 I guess that's how I end up having a parasocial relationship with VI. Am him, he is me. You don't do that. I just turn off in the middle of the street. You're the weird one, actually. 1:28:55 Speaker 2 Oh my God, that is nuts. 1:28:57 Speaker 1 Is it? I thought it was pretty normal. It's like in Red Dead Redemption. I'd walk around the car. I'd always, if I finished the game, if I want to turn it off, I go back to camp. So then I'd wake up in the camp and the next day do my rounds, have a cup of coffee, talk to all the people. 1:29:15 But you could. But it's in the game for you to do that. 1:29:18 Speaker 2 Yeah, but like, it's in the game that you can't do that, that you can't visit camp whenever you want. Yeah, it's not part of the rules. I don't have to do. 1:29:28 Speaker 1 No, it's not. No, because then it would annoy a lot of people. I choose to wake up in the morning in my camp, go around and chat to all the people. You got diet one and everything. And I have a cup of coffee even though it does nothing. I'll just have a coffee. Oh mod, how you doing? 1:29:43 Nice. 1:29:44 Speaker 2 The thing is though, like, and I don't think that you're gonna like me saying this. 1:29:48 Speaker 1 What I'm saying I. 1:29:50 Speaker 2 Think I have to right doing the loans takes a lot of time Yeah right. So if I've only got an hour of play time. 1:30:00 Speaker 1 Right. 1:30:01 Speaker 2 I can feel the hour just doing rooms, just doing nothing. 1:30:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I I would plan accordingly. I wouldn't settle down if I only had an hour game time because it's games like Cyberpunk and Red Dead 2. I won't play if I've only got an hour to play. I'm not that hungry to like, oh, I need a quick fix because they're not quick fix games. They're games where you settle down and get immersed in, you know, so I and they are two games which I absolutely get immersed in that world. 1:30:25 Like Red Dead 2 is more of a Codeboy simulator than it is a story driven game. Whereas you can't do that shit in Red Dead One that's more of an action game. Whereas I'm like they've put a codeboy simulator in this game. So yeah, I am going to brush my hearts occasionally. 1:30:41 Take it to the groomers, get a nice little Maine done. 1:30:45 Speaker 2 You said that you're going to fuck it. 1:30:46 Speaker 1 Mine, it's the Old West law is almost live lawless country in it. Alpha Morgan wants to fuck a horse and there's an option in the game to fuck out so I will. Same with V, if he wants to fuck a Della main car I'll let him. 1:31:03 So yeah, as we're coming up to the end of the year, the New Year's resolutions. 1:31:08 Speaker 2 I've not only thought about it, to be honest with you, I've not really. 1:31:11 Speaker 1 Launched this thing. That'll be one. Get this launched. 1:31:14 Speaker 2 We'll throw it. 1:31:16 Speaker 1 Just launch the podcast and that'll be 1. 1:31:18 Speaker 2 Yes, yeah, yeah, definitely. 1:31:20 Speaker 1 Try and do it. Try and take that one off early. Try and get a few listeners. Try and set up a Patreon. I. 1:31:29 Speaker 2 Don't think there's really need mad rush for. 1:31:31 Speaker 1 There's no rush for it, but try and set one up. If you get paid for it, get paid for it. 1:31:37 Speaker 2 Yeah. 1:31:38 Speaker 1 It's something in it and we're just doing it for fun. But we've got that million dollar episode that set us up for a good year and a half. So yeah, I've decided. So do you know like past, what, three years now? 1:31:53 First year I was like, I read a book a month. Second year I was like, I watch a film a week. This year I'd listen to an album a week. It's like what kind of go up through from there. When I looked at my PlayStation wrapped and I saw that I did 60 odd games and I've done a couple of games on the Switch and I've completed a couple of games on the Xbox as well. 1:32:11 In total I've probably completed about 70 games this year. That averages out to like more than a game a week. Just so I thought, not trying to finish a game a week because that's insane. I've gone mental and I won't enjoy playing video games, but I've brought a list of games down and it's about 60 odd in my back catalog. 1:32:32 So games that I already own and I'm just going to try and clear a good chunk of my back catalog. I have. I'll probably never play these games that I really want to, but if I set myself up and I force myself to don't mind, you know what? Yeah, I'll finally play. Or Carmen. 1:32:48 You know that I've Funky's raving. 1:32:49 Speaker 2 About, yeah. 1:32:50 Speaker 1 Because it's on there, it's on my PlayStation. I'm like, I've decided that's going to be my first one, probably because I've seen the trailer for Economy 2 or the teaser for Economy 2. I'm like, I am that excited about that. Why you've not played the first one? And then I downloaded it until I PlayStation the other day it said 5 minutes in the game. 1:33:05 I'm like, cool, yeah, I should really give it a try. So everyone's raving about I've got a lot more. Don't you wanna hear a few of them? A. 1:33:13 Speaker 2 Little bit to you if you. 1:33:14 Speaker 1 You might have done some of these. So there's no particular order these. These are just games that I own or have access to. Time splitters 2 and three because fuck time splitters one. We've tried it, but even though I think that could be completed in an afternoon. 1:33:30 Time splitters one if if that couple of hours. Legacy Kane the first one, Blood Omen 2, Sore evil one and two, Dino Crisis Space Marines 2, whatever. Beyond good and evil Moss the VR game got to get past that snake. 1:33:47 Speaker 2 That's a scary snake. That's a scary snake. 1:33:49 Speaker 1 Breeding Planet Oh yeah, yeah, that's a Sonic game. Tunic IO World's DLC, because I want to replay that game and do the DLC, which I didn't do. Evil WA game that I thought I really want to play that. It's like a good AAA AA. 1:34:03 Speaker 2 Game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:34:06 Speaker 1 This is going to be time because shouldn't probably take a few months, but Divinity 2, because I did buy that Sleeping Dogs need to finish it halfway through so I can delete it off my PlayStation because that is a thing that was a pain to download. You have to go through loops to get onto your fucking PS five. 1:34:22 It's difficult. I have to like, yeah, I don't know why, but it's a hard time. Like you can't search for it in the store. It's not there, but I own it. So I had to get it from my phone app. I had to do some shit with my PS4 to get it onto my PS-5 and it's on there and it works, but it goes to come up with a warning that this game might not work as intended. 1:34:42 So I'm like soon as I play that I can delete it. Mafia won the remake and if I like that I might do the other ones. Hat in Time, the platformer. Tony Hawk one or two remastered. Fun time. I'd like to get to watch some more levels. 1:34:58 Don't know what RE 3 is. Resident Evil 3, obviously, and that's only a short game anyway. 1:35:05 Speaker 2 I don't know what the foot this could be. 1:35:08 Speaker 1 Gravity Rush. Yeah, I got one and two, but Gravity Rush, here that goes. I had it on the PSP but I never finished it, but I bought the remaster on the yeah, PlayStation Hitman, the World of Assassins, total thing. I'll time that for when the VR1 comes out for the PS-5 so I can try it in VR as well. 1:35:27 Plague's Tale, Shadow of the Tomb Raider, that's the third one of the new reboots because I did the first 2. I did them like back-to-back and then I played the third one like now. Burnout Blood Stained which is like a Castlevania like vampire. 1:35:44 That's on the oh come in which I've decided to be the first one. I play the last game in the Toponia series, Darksiders the trilogy because I always get halfway through the games and bow out. I don't know why. 1:35:59 I really like them, especially Darksiders 2. I've never even played Darksiders 3. I really like Darksiders 2 but I just dip out when I get like 10 hours in. Same with them all, Control and Alan Wait 2 This one's going to annoy me but it's on there but I get through it just so I can say I've played them all. 1:36:16 Metal Gear is always 5. No it's the only one I'm missing. Mark of Cry 1 which is PS1PS2 game which I own made of Mark of Cry 2. 1:36:27 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:36:29 Speaker 1 Sticks, which is you play a little goblin, but it's like a Thief Star game. Yeah, yeah. Shante and the Seven Sirens, which is the latest Shante, which I haven't done Manchanty and the pirates curse that's another one which I've not finished Killzone the PS4 one because I can't have access to any other ones, but I own the PS41 hi-fi rush pray Sifu and I could be done in a day or two just got to get good crisis. 1:36:55 Can it run crisis People rave about it. I feel like it's one of the games that everyone should play. Oh yeah, you know the one with the techno suit you're. 1:37:02 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:37:03 Speaker 1 Pray going on the space station with the big black goops panties inferno try that God will knock off. 1:37:11 Speaker 2 Here here. 1:37:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, Dishonoured 2, I own it, I played it and I like this is really cool. I just never went back to it. Don't know why. I really liked it. I like Dishonoured and then I add in mind I was I am going to play as Carver and then I'm going to play as the girl because it plays different and I played as Carver for like 2 hours. 1:37:29 Speaker 2 And then that's it. 1:37:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, did you ever play Dishonoured 2? 1:37:32 Speaker 2 A little bit. 1:37:33 Speaker 1 Exactly, Griss, which is like a critically acclaimed 2D platformer plays a girl like colour wash water colour art style. You'll know it if you see it. This is another one that's going to be time consuming. Nino Cooney, Ori in the Will of the Wisps, Titanfall 2, Wolfenstein. 1:37:52 We've got Kirby in the Forgotten lands, Metroid Prime. Luigi's mentioned too. I was about 64 games. 1:38:00 Speaker 2 But a sinking set on the. 1:38:02 Speaker 1 Don't own it. 1:38:03 Speaker 2 It's a fiver, no? 1:38:05 Speaker 1 These are games that I currently own. I can't add to my back I. 1:38:07 Speaker 2 Can't spend £5? 1:38:11 Speaker 1 I can't. But I can't add to the. 1:38:13 Speaker 2 Deluxe edition for everything that's. 1:38:16 Speaker 1 The point of me doing this is to play my back catalog. You've just added to it. 1:38:20 Speaker 2 Do yourself a favour and put it on. 1:38:23 Speaker 1 I might actually own it, I don't know. We plus thank you. That's all now written down. It's the law. 1:38:32 Speaker 2 If it's written down, it is the. 1:38:33 Speaker 1 Law, it's the rules. So yeah, so that's what I'm going to do. And I'll panic when I get to them and they're going, what crazy thing can I do next year? Honestly the reason why I started these things is 1 to get more cultured, you know, to get more experience of things. 1:38:50 Speaker 2 You. 1:38:50 Speaker 1 Know to absorb a lot of things and more and two to just pass the time better to give myself something to look forward to I get a new book a month or I get a new film a week or I get to listen to a new album that's cool it gives me makes the year go quicker and it makes time not feels slow because as you get older time it does move faster but we have less things to look forward to I guess yeah so yeah there's this so I don't know what I can do for the. 1:39:21 Speaker 2 I think it's a good list, I'll be honest with. 1:39:22 Speaker 1 You, it's just my back, like I went through it and went, these are the ones that I definitely do want to play. There's Anemusha in there as well. I don't think I said it, but Anemusha was in there as well. I don't know which Anemusha, it's the first one that was re released on the PS-5 or PS4, but they're remastered. 1:39:38 When I played it for like an hour and like, Oh yeah, this is cool and hard. But yeah, but seeing the new Anemusha made me go, yeah, I'll redownload that. I've a go with it and then I did I did a silly thing the other day where I bought because I've only ever played it on the PS3. 1:39:54 I got the definitive anniversary edition of Sky. So that's might not necessarily be on the list, but it is currently in stock. It was like a fiver in the fucking sale. And I know it's, I know it's free on the fucking PlayStation Plus library, but by the time I actually want to play it, it might not be on the library anymore. 1:40:12 Yeah, true. And the version I've got has all the DLC with it and stuff and I don't know if they're included in the free plus version. Either way, I've got I've got the complete complete version of Skyrim which I've only played on the PS3 considering so I know it's APS 4 remaster but it's been upscared and they've got APS 5 version of it. 1:40:30 It still looks pretty rougher on the edges. It runs smooth, I'll tell you that. I was taken back by the menu as well. I distinctly remain remember the menu being where I could see my character and I could have quipped items and stuff. But it's not like that, is it? 1:40:46 It's just you're in the world and items are just floating there. I don't know if I like that. I think I like the Follow Another RPG menu where your characters there, but you can see the items are clothing and the weapons you're equipping real time. But I think they tried to make it streamlined, I guess. 1:41:03 I think they wanted you to spend less time in menus. 1:41:05 Speaker 2 Yeah. 1:41:05 Speaker 1 Makes sense, Yeah. But yeah, I'll see how it goes. I mean, I've already, I know it's still this year, but I've already finished two games, but I'm still in this year. Finished Indiana Jones and Sonic Cross, Shadow Generations, although the last couple of missions were not fun. 1:41:21 I'm not going to go into it because we're already the time. 1:41:26 Speaker 2 Yeah, we've been, we've been dragging on. Let's let's route this one up. Let's conserve our strength. Yeah. 1:41:36 Speaker 1 Even if the Pelicans tired, it didn't even come and stop us. He's. 1:41:40 Speaker 2 Tucked himself in for yes, God damn, let's get ourselves. 1:41:45 Speaker 1 I've been Mike slowly going insane. 1:41:47 Speaker 2 And I've been jacked and there's a worm in my brain.