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Episode thirteen:
Led Bullit Gives Us The Gist

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  • Mike's juicy lips (0:02)
  • Spectral Shades (10:04)
  • Shark Heart final thought (15:48)
  • LONG series (18:10)
  • The ethical and moral alignment of sitcom characters (23:10)
  • The life and true blue times of Henry Shrimp (26:09)
  • Drizzt Do'Urden (28:20)
  • Write Mikes Jokes (32:35)
  • Dark Alliance (37:14)
  • The Homebrew (40:04)
  • The Mummy TTRPG (42:06)
  • Easter Eggs (48:07)
  • Just get a big strong man (55:46)
  • Jack calls out the most physically imposing baby of them all (57:33)
  • Casting options (01:06:43)
  • Ocular treatments (01:11:39)
  • First Steps (01:13:12)
  • Ga Lact Ass (01:16:20)
  • Perfect Rhino (01:23:22)
Mike's juicy lips 1:22 But yeah, following like American news or entertainment news, it's unavoidable sometimes. Yeah. Oh. 1:30 Speaker 2 You were eager to filate that man. 1:32 Speaker 1 I liked it as long as I could. What you're saying I was like, don't overflow, don't overflow. If I was eager to play, I would have put my lips on it round about that. 1:43 Speaker 2 I could listen, I could see the anticipation in your eyes, the Glee as you saw the film wise. 1:50 Speaker 1 I would don't you don't you do it edging my bottle to. 2:00 Speaker 2 Giving it a JLI, You're sick. 2:06 Speaker 1 Your foul. I've never been good with them drinking ale from like a bottle. I feel like every about 8 out of 10 times when I've took a swig my top lip creates a seal on the top and then it like. 2:24 Speaker 2 Creates a vacuum. 2:25 Speaker 1 Creates a vacuum and then it brings everything to the surface. My lips are just too juicy to have it for me to fucking swig from these bottles. I've got to consciously make a decision not to wrap my lips around the tip. 2:42 Speaker 2 God. 2:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, take that out of context if you can. I dare you to try and snip that clip and take it out of context. 2:54 Speaker 2 Oh my God, I am. I am still caught up on aren't you casually saying Oh my lips are just too GSA. 3:06 Speaker 1 Oh. 3:07 Speaker 2 My God. 3:08 Speaker 1 In the future and the career of what we do in. 3:11 Speaker 2 Korea. 3:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, if it happens. 3:14 Speaker 2 North or South? 3:16 Speaker 1 Our our career, the cube career, good career in the cube. I hope that as things progress, there will be like big gay fan edits of me with with snippets like that, I think I'd I think I'd be flattered by it if there was any sorts of edit. 3:36 I don't think you could. 3:37 Speaker 2 Yeah, any kind of made of this shit? 3:43 Speaker 1 Someone wants to make him produce that. I'll be like, if it's just me and you, like railing each other, I'd be like, hey, look at what some guy took the time and effort to draw for us. Let's put it on the fridge. Let's put it on that fridge. Over. 3:58 Oh, wow. The only fridge in the queue. Yeah, the only fridge in this entire pocket dimension. It's all right because it's an infinite fridge. I know I have the billion of people that live in the cube. We all share the same fridge. We've all got our own shelf. I don't question it, I think. 4:14 What's your name? A fridge like that fridge. 4:17 Speaker 2 Big fridge. 4:18 Speaker 1 Magic Fridge Deep fridge I. 4:23 Speaker 2 Don't know? Like a mackerel fridge. 4:26 Speaker 1 Sounds tiny though. 4:27 Speaker 2 Macro. Yeah, no, macro's big. 4:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, but it sounds time. 4:31 Speaker 2 I didn't say I. 4:32 Speaker 1 Know you didn't say micro and I didn't say. 4:35 Speaker 2 Quantum levelled phaged. 4:37 Speaker 1 I know that macro means large. I know that. But to the but to the layman's people that are listening, they're going to think they're going to hear macro and think, well, that sounds like micro. I'm going to start telling people I got a macro cock. 4:53 See what they fucking say. See if they're reports in horror. 4:58 Speaker 2 Everyone just laughs at you for the rest of your life. 5:00 Speaker 1 You know it's macro. 5:02 Speaker 2 Yeah, we heard you. 5:04 Speaker 1 Don't we get out? Yeah, it is micro. That's not what I said. It's macro. And then I'll go to you and I'll just say everybody thinks macro means tiny. I know it means big, but everyone else thinks it means tiny. I proved it by showing up my cock, my macro cock, my very adult sized macro car. 5:29 Speaker 2 Perfectly average for my height and weight. 5:34 Speaker 1 Penis macro. Yeah, I've got a doctor's know and everything. It says it right though. 5:43 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't. I can't. I can't quote anything else. I'll be honest here all. 5:47 Speaker 1 Right, I'm going to say I'm going to say this very carefully. Giga Fridge? You got anything to say about that one? 5:55 Speaker 2 No, it's perfectly reasonable. Yeah, perfectly reasonable. 6:00 Speaker 1 Don't say it after you've had a few. Don't slur. And the letters at the beginning, you know we're all good. Do you reckon an infinite fridge, that one fridge that houses everybody's food and we've all got a shelf on that in the cube. We've all got to make a trek to get to this fridge. 6:17 When we open it, do you reckon the fridge detects who's opening it or do we have to like, rifle through our shelves? 6:24 Speaker 2 To find our shelf. So. So it's a TARDIS sort of situation. 6:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess it doesn't travel through time or. 6:30 Speaker 2 It's yeah, I get. 6:33 Speaker 1 I get that it's not a John DeLorean. 6:35 Speaker 2 What I mean is, from the inside it's just a normal size fridge. 6:39 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, it's a normal size fridge, yeah. 6:41 Speaker 2 Because I was thinking normal dimensions, width and depth, but just yeah. 6:49 Speaker 1 No, I think it's a normal sized fridge. It might be slightly bigger than your average house fridge. Let's go industrial size, the sort of fridge you might see at the back of a restaurant. OK, I bet it's walking. Walking fridge. 7:03 Speaker 2 So you're all close to it and you put your hand on the handle of it. Yeah, there's some sort of, maybe it's like a fingerprint recognition or there's like a sense of it takes your shape, you know what I mean? Like lasers code down and then go back up and then it just knows. 7:22 Yeah, from different walk in fridge says. 7:26 Speaker 1 Walk in fridge. Yeah, it talks now. 7:29 Speaker 2 Yeah. 7:30 Speaker 1 All right, if I'm not in Christopher Walken accent come out of that mouth, I'm going to be very annoyed. I I immediately forgot. I genuinely forgot I said it was a walk in fridge And I'm and I'm wondering why you're referring to this fridge as a a walk in fridge. 7:51 I'm like, why is he mentioning Christopher Walken all of a sudden? I genuinely forgot the fact that I said it was a walk in fridge so much I. 7:59 Speaker 2 Still lost less than a minute ago so. 8:02 Speaker 1 I still thought I had shells, like normal shells, but yeah, if you're making it talk, it's going to have a Christopher Walken voice. So what's it say when you walk in? 8:13 Speaker 2 I'm not very good at Crystal Walk, which is why I've been stalling for the past I've ever longer been doing. 8:20 Speaker 1 This Christopher Walken's no stalling. 8:22 Speaker 2 Oh, I don't know. It says something that Crystal Walker would say. That's. 8:28 Speaker 1 More cowbell. That's not what I think it says. When we had Christopher walking over in the cube dimension, it's hey, can you just record a line for our walk in fridge? It'd be really funny. 8:43 It's just facilitate every single person who lives there and so it knows who everyone is when it walks in. If you could just cover that in one of your more cow belt, it's going to be the worst crystal walk in ever. I got a fever and the only cure for that fever is more cowbell. 9:03 I feel like if I kept trying to do a Christopher Walken impression, eventually you could pick out snippets of it. I reckon you're better than me. 9:12 Speaker 2 I don't know man. 9:13 Speaker 1 Are you embarrassed for I'm? 9:15 Speaker 2 Shy. 9:16 Speaker 1 It only means you're here. I'm the four listeners at this point and the albatross he's. 9:25 Speaker 2 Very judgy though, isn't he the albatross? 9:28 Speaker 1 I think if you just show up and just let him do his thing, he's fine with you. Hey, welcome to the fridge. 9:38 Speaker 2 That's pretty good. 9:41 Speaker 1 He was. He was just in the room with us. It wasn't me at all. 9:47 Speaker 2 Thank you for stopping by, Christopher. It's really. 9:50 Speaker 1 You're welcome. 9:53 Speaker 2 What's what's happened to your voice? 9:56 Speaker 1 And that was me. I was covering Paran. 9:59 Speaker 2 It's already left.

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Board meetings and shit like that and like being on the executive tables talking about new albums and when they're going to drop off fashion lines and he will just have porn on the background while the normal meetings going on. And he's like, yeah, that's cool, isn't it? Yeah, Kanye, what's on screen right now is very cool, but we really need to talk about the fourth quarterly returns on your upcoming Yeezys.

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It's like, yeah, but look at that guy being pegged right now. That's cool, right? Because apparently that's something he's into as well. But he doesn't like admitting it because he's embarrassed. But according to Amber Rose, I think one of his ex girlfriends, she's yeah, fucking loved it.

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Is it Amber Rose? I can't remember her fucking name.

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Speaker 2 I'll be honest with you, I couldn't tell you more than one who his ex is because I don't keep up with his annoying life.

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Speaker 1 Yes, Amber Rose, she's definitely someone that would peg someone.

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Speaker 2 What does she have that look about?

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Speaker 1 Yeah, she's got that dummy mommy look, aren't she?

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Speaker 2 I guess so, yeah.

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Speaker 1 Wouldn't say no, no, everything I learned about Kanye West is again against my will. But then again, I do fall into a rabbit hole about like certain celebrities and shit because I'm like, oh, here we go. That's blowing up my feet now. You know, I suppose the best look into it in somewhat manner.

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Spectral Shades 10:02 Speaker 1 Sometimes sometimes when people visit the cube from the outside world, they leave like traces of themselves behind. So sometimes like a spirit or so if you will, just might linger about in in the cube at some point should definitely do an interview with one of these faint traces of things wandering the beach. 10:23 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, there is a beach. 10:25 Speaker 1 So if people get washed off. 10:26 Speaker 2 On the beach, yeah. 10:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, just for like ghost residue walking around the beach when shades, shades, the shades of the past residents of the cube. I imagine if we can bag one of them for an interview when one of us worked on an impression, that would be great. 10:46 Can you imagine how hard that would be, say, if me and you were interviewing, say, I don't know, Robert De Niro, Robert De Niro Shade, how difficult that would be to keep up if we were both talking to him? I'm going to break character for a second. 11:01 Obviously, one of us will be doing the voice. We're not going to. If people didn't know that or if you didn't know that, I thought for a for a second, a washer, panic washed over your face, a wash of panic washed over your face. 11:22 And he says, shit, does he think we're going to get big enough to go? 11:27 Speaker 2 No, I was thinking like oh fuck, what does Robert De Niro even sound like? Oh shit. 11:34 Speaker 1 Again, we don't. We don't have cameras set up yet. But I can't do his voice, but I can do his face. 11:41 Speaker 2 You can. You can look just like whoa, Mr. De Niro. 11:47 Speaker 1 Meet the fuckers. Gaylord Fokker Wow, what a film. What a film. Mr. De Niro, What what made you take the role of the dad and meet and meet the fuckers and meet the parents? 12:10 Money, Mr. Krabs. Oh shit, we booked Clancy Brown on by mistake. 12:21 Speaker 2 Oh my Lord, just the thought of like Robert De Niro's catch phrases is just the titles of the films that has been in. 12:30 Speaker 1 The title of the shit films has been in Hey Oh Christopher Walken, if you just come back. Hey Mr. De Niro, did you have any jobs growing up before you went into acting? Taxi Driver. 12:47 Cool, cool, cool. I'm struggling so hard to think of other films that I could work into a sentence. Honestly, I can't think of any. What was that film was in where he became a boxer? 13:02 What was that called? I don't know. He actually, in preparation for that film, he actually became like one of the top ranked boxers in the world as well. Yeah, it was called Raging Bull. 13:19 Yeah, Raging Bull it. 13:21 Speaker 2 Was a long Kratos impression. Boy, I didn't. 13:27 Speaker 1 Even know I did a bike, but even notice. Hey Mr. De Niro, what was it like in Spain? Did you go visit him during the running of the bull? What was one of the things you saw over the Raging Bull? 13:45 Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool. 13:48 Speaker 2 The best thing about this impression is that you said nothing like it, but you look just like it. 13:55 Speaker 1 Perfect. 13:58 Speaker 2 Which is great for me, but terrible for the listener. 14:02 Speaker 1 I think they'll, I think they'll get it. Hey Mr. De Niro, would you just take a look at this thesis I've written and maybe you could go over it for me? Analyse that please, if you don't mind. 14:20 And I'm done with a bit. I hope. I hope that wasn't as awkward and cringy as it felt in my head. Edit that down. Edit. The silence is out. So it's a lot snappier. 14:36 Speaker 2 Yeah, there's about 5 minutes of usable content there. Oh my God. 14:54 Anyway, welcome back to another episode of Trapped in the Cube, I am Jack. 14:58 Speaker 1 And I'm not, you see, trapped in the cube or chapter of the cube. 15:03 Speaker 2 This is a chapter of it, I suppose. 15:05 Speaker 1 I guess, but it really started like I welcome to another episode of Trapped in the Cube. I welcome to another chapter of the Cube. I said two different things. Then could you tell which one was trapped and which one was chapped? 15:18 Speaker 2 First one was trapped. 15:19 Speaker 1 No, it wasn't. It was chapped. 15:20 Speaker 2 Yes, it was. Don't do this to me. Don't gas my say. 15:24 Speaker 1 Trap once I said chapped in the cube as in oh but chapped and when I said chapter, chapter the cube. 15:33 Speaker 2 I was gonna do some SUDI Chrome on it. 15:35 Speaker 1 Chapped chapter. 15:38 Speaker 2 Either way, this is trapped in the cube. 15:39 Speaker 1 I heard that one. 15:40 Speaker 2 And I am Jack. 15:41 Speaker 1 And I'm Mike. Cool, cool, cool, cool. 15:47 Speaker 2 Cool, cool, cool.
Shark Heart final thought 15:48 The Abrupt and Confusing Conclusion of Shark Heart I have been meaning to ask it. I know some people talk about it again but it's gone out my head. How did shark heart end? You finished it now, right? 15:57 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, I finished it. 15:58 Speaker 1 How did it end? I can't remember. 16:00 Speaker 2 He just went on being a shark and then I just hard abrupt end to that segment. Then it went back to. 16:07 Speaker 1 Did he start a community by the human shark animal hybrids or was that just in their goals? 16:13 Speaker 2 Just in the dream page. I don't I don't know. But yeah, it hard cut away from that back to. 16:20 Speaker 1 Ren gets pregnant, I'm sure. 16:22 Speaker 2 Yeah, she's pregnant. She has the kid is. 16:25 Speaker 1 It definitely Lewis's kid. 16:28 Speaker 2 Yeah. 16:29 Speaker 1 Why did that happen? 16:31 Speaker 2 I don't know. 16:32 Speaker 1 He must have been very shaky at that point. 16:34 Speaker 2 He must have been incredibly shaky at that point. 16:36 Speaker 1 When you had it. 16:37 Speaker 2 We did. We did establish with the the Dick is the last thing to change. Oh yeah. So. 16:43 Speaker 1 Good, because I was going to start talking about that again like I'd not mentioned it before because my memory. 16:48 Speaker 2 Yeah, it did like time jumps, like saw you by Yeah. 16:53 Speaker 1 The kid, the kids like as everything in the book. Everything escalated like a mile a minute except for the beginning of Part 2, which was slow as fuck. Yeah, not needed like 90% of the start of that section act, I guess, if you will. Do you want to call it a funny story? 17:11 But yeah, they have this child. And then it's like page one, it's five, page 2 it's 25. It practically. 17:19 Speaker 2 Is I think it ends when the kids like 15 I think does the. 17:26 Speaker 1 Kid get any sort of animal traits turned into a shark or a bird or or something. 17:31 Speaker 2 No, she seems perfectly normal I think. I think like the last page is the they go to the beach or something. To the beach where she turfed him out the top into the fucking. 17:43 Speaker 1 Smacked his head on the concrete. Your father smacked his head on the concrete. Why did you wheel him out so far away off the beach? Yeah, I love a lot on my mind. A lot on my mind, love. She scrapes the hand down her face. 18:00 There's his blood stain. So lastly, that's the last you'll see your dad. He was a shit writer. 18:07 Speaker 2 Yeah. 18:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, a brooked ending.
LONG series 18:10 Speaker 2 Yeah. 18:10 Speaker 1 Did you pick up any other books? Are you back on your Lord of the Rings or? 18:14 Speaker 2 I did pick up another book besides I'm Gonna listen to it, but I became very aware of after 20 minutes that I wasn't absorbing anything. 18:23 Speaker 1 Do you reckon you're gonna like try and listen to it again or? 18:26 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. 18:26 Speaker 1 What is it? 18:27 Speaker 2 It's Part 1 of the Ice Wind Dale. 18:32 Speaker 1 Trilogy. At least it's a trilogy. 18:34 Speaker 2 Which is part of a much, much larger collection. 18:38 The Exhausting World of Never-Ending Book Series So when you were talking to, when we were talking. 18:41 Speaker 2 To show I know OK, sorry on me later on me. 18:47 Speaker 1 When you were talking to Shaggy last week, we mentioned Shaggy many times. He's he does this thing where he reads book serieses and they're like 50 or so books long and now be like act one of a massive saga of 200 books. Did you say that on board and thought hey that sounds like a banging time after we berated him into saying that sounds horrible? 19:08 Speaker 2 You know what, even after we left your place and we were driving home, I said to him again, that's exhausting. The thing is, is that I did not know. 19:21 Speaker 1 Is it a trilogy of trilogy or is it a trilogy of like a quintology or a trilogy of like a fucking ball card? There's four trilogies equal Chapter 1. 19:32 Speaker 2 I would have to have a proper look at it to give you an accurate answer. 19:36 Speaker 1 I I bet you are not going to force this series and you're 20 minutes in and you're not even taking it soon. 19:42 Speaker 2 My first point, I did not know how many books this guy had written right about this character before I went to like try and find something to listen to. They do seem very not necessarily isolated into these trilogies because it does seem like he does like 3 parters the things but there's like 30 odd books that that he's written. 20:11 Speaker 1 30 of 1 Series about one guy. Nobody's lifestyle. Interesting, right? Most think about think about TV series right based on one character. 20:26 Imagine if Imagine if Jack Bauer of 24 had 30 series is dedicated to Jack Bauer. 20:34 Speaker 2 That's only a month though. 20:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, by those because each season. 20:38 Speaker 2 Is 1 hour per day episode isn't it? 20:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't. I don't. 20:43 Speaker 2 Because here, here's a month in Jack Bauer. 20:47 Speaker 1 I know how long an episode of 24 actually is. 45 minutes. There's 15 minutes cut from each episode because of ad time. 20:56 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. 20:57 Speaker 1 We never, we never see him piss. We never see him shit. We never see him. We never see him fuck. 21:03 Speaker 2 Celibate. 21:05 Speaker 1 His middle name? Jack. Celibate Bauer, but OK, bad point. Because that's not spanning. 21:11 Speaker 2 Over caught you late with that one. 21:15 Speaker 1 I know, but you know, you know what I mean? Thirty seasons for like 1 character's a lot. No one's that interested. Also be very telling because obviously with 24, let's go back to 24 for a second, but oh fuck, it's been an odd month for Jack Bauer. 21:31 It's 30 years and it's only January because you can't produce the seasons that fast, right? 21:41 Speaker 2 Oh my God. 21:41 Speaker 1 I mean, I mean, even though, even if it ran seven seasons, it's a week, right? Yeah. Hard week for hard week for Jackie's age, 7 years. I don't know. I don't know if they actually. 21:55 Speaker 2 Went I don't think it's like consecutive days. Like no like season 1 is Monday and season 2. 22:04 Speaker 1 No, like each season was, I think there was like a year apart of each season to allow him to actually age. Oh. 22:12 Speaker 2 My God. 22:13 Speaker 1 I know they did a 24 video game, where the fuck did that work? 22:15 Speaker 2 I don't know. 22:16 Speaker 1 Was that on a time limit I. 22:17 Speaker 2 Don't have no idea you had exactly 24 hours to finish the game. I guess I don't know. 22:23 Speaker 1 They came back and finished off with like ATV movie again, which seems a bit bullshit because that was only like an hour and 15 minutes. Now it might have been an hour and 45 or something, I don't know. 22:33 Friends vs. Always Sunny: A Sitcom Character Ethics Debate I never got into the whole 24 type back in the day. The whole concept annoyed me from the get go. Like even like ATV show, like friends run for like what, 20 seasons? Was it like I don't know, it was 10 seasons. Yeah, 10 seasons. And I don't think and 10 seasons is too much to stick around with those characters because well before the end of that show, they all got insufferable. 22:56 Like, you know, soon as they all started getting jobs and becoming like no, they were always assholes, but they just got more asshole towards the end and and it got very, very cartoony towards the end as well. In terms of writing and shit. I'm one of those.
The ethical and moral alignment of sitcom characters 23:12 I look at myself a friend apologist or the opposite of what that is like I really liked it back in the day and I'm watching it live when it came on like TV or whatnot and so forth. Oh shit, cliffhanger. Can't wait to find out the next season or whatever we could after America got it. 23:28 I really liked it. I liked it years after it finished and then one day something my brain just clicked after I was re watching it for like the 90th time because it's one of those shows that everybody re watches. And I don't know if it's because I just got bored of it, but do you watch it for the 90th time about like 7 or 8 years ago? 23:44 I was like this is really not funny. This is poorly written. I think everybody's sexist and racist in this show. This is awful. I never want to say this again and I've just not watched it since, not even comfort watching. And I think people that still stand by I'm like what the fuck are you chatting about? 24:02 It's bad, but I think I don't know if it's because my eyes have been open because like there's better sitcoms that I've seen since then. 24:09 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 24:10 Speaker 1 Like my my two favorite sitcoms of all time would always be Parts and Wreck just because of how nice and wholesome it is and good character development. The story grows, people grow over time. Characters that you hate in season 1 you might end up liking by the time he finishes. Like, Andy's a bit of a prick in season 1 and 2, but he's actually a lovable all right guy by the end. 24:31 Yeah, I like, so I was like the culture. And I love Always Sunny, which is the polar opposite of that show. And again, it's gonna make me sound like I'm being, I don't know, me complaining that the Friends cast are all Dick heads and assholes, saying I don't like them for that. 24:46 I think it's because they come across as like they're portrayed in a nice light. 24:50 Speaker 2 Yeah, and being told there's something that they aren't. 24:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, like, Oh yeah, the friend are they're all a lovable group of. 24:55 Speaker 2 Friends, it's cool. It's. 24:57 Speaker 1 I know they themselves don't know they're assholes, but I feel. 25:00 Speaker 2 Disingenuous. 25:01 Speaker 1 It is where they Always Sunny cast. I don't know if their characters know the dickheads. No, they definitely don't know that they are. They always think they're in the right, but I think they know they are capable of some horrible things. But they mean goodbye what they do. 25:17 No, I think it's because it's so over the top. It's so how could people be any worse sort of thing. Like, and if you find yourself sort of like signing with the characters, maybe you should like, question your morals a little bit. Yeah. Because some people, I think it's the same people who watch like the Boys and they support the wrong side. 25:35 Oh yeah, I love the boys. Homeland is great. He's he's the hero, right. Oh no, Oh, is that why you're like the boys, those pesky boys ruining them and the 7th plans 00 to the point where like that credit people say the boys fell off and it's like, no, no, it just became more aware that it's a show that was not for your crowd, I guess, but there's definitely people to certain it's media literacy in it. 26:07 It just falls. It's like some people just don't have it.
The life and true blue times of Henry Shrimp 26:10 Imagining Drizzt Do'Urden as a 70s Detective So what? What's this book series called The Life and True Blue Times of Henry Shrimp? 26:19 Speaker 2 That sounds really good actually. 26:22 Speaker 1 Henry shrimp this shrimping man, It's just 30 years of him at shrimping man 30 years of him at sea on his little shrimping boat for 30 bucks. What? What genre is it? I'm gonna guess sci-fi. 26:35 Speaker 2 No. 26:35 Speaker 1 Fantasy. 26:36 Speaker 2 Fantasy it is, yeah. Yeah. 26:38 Speaker 1 Only a sci-fi or a fantasy book could go on for like more than four I'm. 26:42 Speaker 2 Trying to find the the list that I actually found first, but it's. 26:47 Speaker 1 You lied. You said your phone was downstairs. You couldn't do Robert De Niro research. It was in your hand the whole time. I can't, you know. 26:58 Speaker 2 When you were talking to it, I just put my hands on my lap and I just felt it in my pocket and I went, oh. 27:06 Speaker 1 This man's a phony. Get him listeners. He's. 27:13 Speaker 2 A phone phone. It's called The Legend of Drist. Drist Doherden is a. 27:21 Speaker 1 Shit name for a main character? 27:23 Speaker 2 He's a dark elf racist. 27:25 Speaker 1 I said it's a shit name for a main character. I didn't say it's a shit name for a dark elf. I didn't drop any like Elvish Schwartz. I didn't. I didn't write. 27:39 Speaker 2 Oh my God, you. 27:40 Speaker 1 Talk back and point it on your back. Oh. 27:45 Speaker 2 My God. Yeah. Written by Harvey Salvatore. 27:52 Speaker 1 Darren. 27:53 Speaker 2 No. 27:54 Speaker 1 RA Salvatore sounds a lot like it's trying to be a a JK Rowan or a JRR talking character. It's like fantasy writers always have to like put the 1st 2 initials and then the last name. 28:10 So these 1st 20 minutes that you've not engaged with any good. Yeah. What's that about? Tell me about John Drist.
Drizzt Do'Urden 28:20 Speaker 2 Well, here's the gist. 28:24 Speaker 1 If that's not his fucking catch phrase, I'm not reading it or if it or if it doesn't have like a no nonsense partner for some reason, right? Imagine this, right dressed the dark elf, normal elf and attire fantasy set and whatnot. 28:44 And then you've got a guy who's his partner, they work in a police force, fantasy police force and his partner who's paired up with, you know, obviously they're doing it like a opposite thing, you know, because it's a sitcom or whatnot, whatever. Anyway, he looked exactly like Colombo. 28:59 It's just a guy in a Dirty Mac T-shirt. Not bun to the top, tie not also not tied to the top, a bit loose. He's smoking all the time and every time he's got a new case he walks into the building. It's like, hey, what's the gist? Wrist? That's a book I'd read for 30 books. 29:18 Also, in my head, it's not setting like a fantasy setting, it's set in like the 1970s New York and it's all grime and grubby everywhere police officers are smoking and everyone's corrupt. There's garbage in the streets don't own New York's corrupt as hell and the and no one gives a shit that dressed is a is a dark elf. 29:41 No one even cares where he's from. It's just the it's just the normal procedural 70s cop drama. It's getting away. Punch it, put the pedal to the metal set. 29:57 His music starts blurring. The only difference is is that Drift is known as a dark elf. Hey Drift, why won't you never carry a piece? You know how I feel about guns. Suppose I just bought an arrow. Do some magic. 30:16 What should his partner be called? 30:19 Speaker 2 Oh my God. 30:20 Speaker 1 Lead. 30:21 Speaker 2 I. 30:22 Speaker 1 Don't know. I was, I was trying to think about cool guns and shit, and I thought LED. Yeah, I think pedal to the metal guns. LED. His last name's Bullet Detective. LED Bullet. 30:40 What a cool guy. One more app burst like that LED bullet and you're off the case. 30:53 Speaker 2 Oh my fucking Lord. 30:55 Speaker 1 Mr. Bullet, maybe we should read them the rights before before, before we start shooting them. I've got enough of your jib jest off my back and I wanted to bird up with you anyway. 31:11 Mr. Mr. Bullet, I believe the Commissioner's not going to be happy with the outcomes of this crime. Can I just not for your nonsense, not for your robot Playboy precedence in season 2? 31:27 They have to like live together in an apartment. Lead bullet and dressed W. What's his last name? 31:37 Speaker 2 Doe Erdon. 31:39 Speaker 1 Doe Erdon. 31:42 Speaker 2 Make a joke. 31:44 Speaker 1 I'm trying. I'm fucking trying. I'm trying to get some sort I what's right around in my head is like, go heard them round them up, go go heard them do heard them whatever. 32:02 And I'm also thinking if if if there's some sort of like twist in the season finale of this procedural cop show. Gist do heard them never existed and he was in. 32:15 Speaker 2 He's all in lead, Bull, He's head. 32:16 Speaker 1 All in lead Bull he's had and he's just and then the last shot of him he puts down the book Fight Club and that's why based the character who sounds very similar to fucking Tyler Durham. 32:32 It's not though, it's just Urdham.
Write Mikes Jokes 32:35 The Gist of Drizzt and Mike's Joke Writing But my neurons aren't firing off frequencies to be quick with those sorts of jokes, so feel free to make those jokes for me, then write them to us on a postcard at Cube 739. 32:48 Speaker 2 That's peel cube. 32:52 Speaker 1 Cube box, Tesseract, lane, Cubeton. Please put all your answers on a cube card. 33:01 Speaker 2 There are 39 books so far. 33:04 Speaker 1 So far. 33:05 Speaker 2 The last one he wrote or the last one that was published was last year? No it wasn't. It was 2023. Sorry. So it was the year before last year. 33:14 Speaker 1 You must, right? How old is this man? 33:17 Speaker 2 I don't know. 33:18 Speaker 1 Is he right? 33:20 Speaker 2 I don't know but the if he right. 33:22 Speaker 1 If he's done 30 bucks the. 33:24 Speaker 2 First one came out in 1989. 33:27 Speaker 1 Right. So he's done about a buck a year then? Really. 33:29 Speaker 2 Yeah, so well, three books committed, 990 fucking. 33:35 Speaker 1 Big year for fucking Gist guest. I've already forgot his name dressed. 33:40 Speaker 2 Dressed, Dressed. It's spelled DRIZZT. Are you shaking your head? 33:47 Speaker 1 Don't like that? Why don't? 33:50 Speaker 2 Feels racially insensitive. 33:53 Speaker 1 Don't like pointy ears? Don't like that pointy ears I find mushroom ears. 34:02 Speaker 2 So yeah, I'm on. Well, I'm going to have to start again, but I'm on The Crystal Shard, which is the first book in the Ice Windale trilogy from the series The Legend of Drist. 34:16 Speaker 1 Cool. In my head, I'm not going to not see this as ever a procedural cop drama with fairies, no matter what you tell me about it being kind of the same. In my head, no Drist is always going to be someone's cop partner. 34:31 Speaker 2 Maybe it would. I can't think the fucking word I want to use. Help enlighten, add something more to the way that you're thinking of it. Give you like the background of the. 34:42 Speaker 1 I don't think it would. I'm always going to think of it as partner of lead Bullet I. 34:46 Speaker 2 Mean listen if. 34:47 Speaker 1 Lead bullet turns up in one of these books. You'll be fucking flummoxed. Your flabbers will be gasted. 34:57 Speaker 2 The thing is, to me, lead bullet yeah, making the character in in that world because why the fuck not? Because it's it's setting a favoring, which is the world that D&D is. 35:15 Speaker 1 Is it AD and D book? I didn't realize. 35:17 Speaker 2 It it isn't it isn't a source book to like. 35:20 Speaker 1 No, but is it a module? Is it law cannon? 35:23 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. 35:24 Speaker 1 So you're in the D&D book. You could've just said that. I know. 35:26 Speaker 2 But I wanted to build up. I wanted to give you a chance to be funny or whatever. 35:32 Speaker 1 I was gonna, I was gonna say something about the phase, but I didn't want to go. Oh, does he only know about D&D? But yeah, which I don't know a lot. Well, we've been playing it for three years. 35:46 Speaker 2 Well, Lord yeah, the series is within the series is Icewindale, Dark Elf, Legacy of the Drow, Path of Darkness, The Cell Swords, The Hunter's Blades, Transitions, the Neverwinter Saga, The Sundering, the Companions, Codex Homecoming, Way of the Drow. 36:11 Speaker 1 Read the last four again. 36:16 Speaker 2 You had way of the DRY Generations, Homecoming and Companions codecs. 36:21 Speaker 1 Companions codecs are the worst fucking one. Why? Oh hey, I've read that book over there about our companions. No, I've not give it a read. Some good stuff in that codex. Sure there is. 36:37 I'm sure there is. I mean we've we've been. No, don't want to read the companions codex. Give it a read. 36:45 Speaker 2 Oh my Lord, yeah, I might send. 36:48 Speaker 1 Your ears into it. There's one of them that said you go never win a saga. That's probably the one you look forward to. Yeah, Because that's the place you know, you know. 36:59 Speaker 2 I went I went with Ice Wind Dale because it's set first in the IT Makes sense line. Do you know what I mean? 37:04 Speaker 1 Being at the first one. 37:06 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't think there's really any need for me to read anything in real order, do you? 37:11 Speaker 1 Know what? Yeah, but.
Dark Alliance 37:14 From Dark Alliance to Custom D&D Campaigns Yeah, he's appeared in a couple of the video games, the DD of Play. 37:19 Speaker 1 Was it on the cover of one of the Dark Alliance cases? I just remember dark elf been on one of the dark. 37:25 Speaker 2 No, but he was in like a secret level that you could unlock right in the first one. 37:33 Speaker 1 Borders Gate or Dark Alliance? 37:35 Speaker 2 Alders Gate Dark Alliance, is that what it was called? 37:37 Speaker 1 Is that what it was called? Yeah, I'm sure there was a Dark Alliance game. 37:40 Speaker 2 There was a Dark Alliance game and he was in that one. 37:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's why I think I remember him being on the cover. I just remember Doc. I've been. It is something. 37:49 Speaker 2 It is a bit confusing, like could they not have come up with a different style? I don't understand. Yeah, I know. I don't. I don't think that Dark Alliance had. 37:59 Speaker 1 No, I'm getting confused. I thought it was something else. 38:01 Speaker 2 Oh, no, he was. But I mean, he isn't really the focal point. Yeah, is it? Do you know what I mean? Like it's small about the ice giant that's behind him. 38:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's not what I was like. I was thinking of more the borders gate dark alliance. 38:16 Speaker 2 The covers of Dark Alliance too on it. 38:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm obviously I was close. I was close. Yeah. I mean, that's definitely not dressed because that's a chick. Yeah, Yeah, that is confusing, isn't it? Because when when I when I thought of like Dark Alliance, they're the covers. I thought I didn't know there was like APS 4 version of Dark Alliance. 38:36 Speaker 2 Yeah, that came out like like 5 years ago, six years ago. 38:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, it doesn't seem that old. I mean, they could have bad naming conventions. 38:43 Speaker 2 Yeah, but that game does actually. It's about the party that's in the books. No, cool. You know what I mean? So it's it's in four characters that you can play as. 38:55 Speaker 1 Oh, so do you reckon once you've like read 1 or read this trilogy of books, do you reckon you'll go back and play that game? Yeah, surely. I'm sure there's shit in that game that'll give you more love for it. Like if you didn't read the book, it's like I imagine if you played Cyberpunk tabletop before you play the video game, imagine more of a love for the world. 39:16 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 39:18 Speaker 1 That's something that I wondered if you'd be interested in. Or do you reckon you could get on board with like playing one of the cyberpunk tabletop after plays? I bet it's fucking hard. 39:29 Speaker 2 It'd be a brand new system to try and fucking learn, wouldn't it? You know what I mean? Which is always a challenge in itself. 39:36 Speaker 1 Dice rolls in it. 39:38 Speaker 2 It will be out there wouldn't? 39:39 Speaker 1 It yeah, no, it is dice rolls. I have seen like how to play it. It is. I think most tabletop RPGs are like dice rolls and stuff. I don't know if they're the same number of dice and stuff, but I know I imagine just a lot of the checks and passes would just be like side point based. 39:54 Speaker 2 Yeah, I guess so. I don't know, do you know what I mean? But not all tabletop uses the full array of dice anyway. Like if I just feel like AD six rule for.
The Homebrew 40:04 Speaker 1 Like I'm pretty sure if I wanted to so you know, you guys want me to like do my own DND campaign at some point. If I do, I just mind make my own story that has nothing to do with DND or the word in DND, have my completely onset and create my own enemies and stuff with their own stat sheets and just stick with DND rules. 40:24 Yeah, yeah, which would be cool because when someone goes and I do this and I go not in this world, you don't don't exist. So it's not going my way as Adm and I play pocket greed something not the monster. 40:47 No, you can't do that. That's not what he does. 40:51 Speaker 2 That is what he do, you do. 40:53 Speaker 1 That's what he do. 40:59 Speaker 2 Oh my Lord, Yeah. There's any rules that say you have to set it in Neverwinter or you have to set it in a fucking very wild like say, I think it was the second campaign in Dimension 20 was just set in New York City. 41:15 Speaker 1 Insane. I did not know that. 41:17 Speaker 2 Just do whatever they thought you want. Send it wherever it doesn't matter. Say it in space, but like space in. 41:23 Speaker 1 Our world, yeah. No spell. Grab my space. Yeah. Where gravity don't make sense for you, Yeah. 41:30 Speaker 2 Yeah, they don't matter. Do you know what I mean? That's true. Genuinely, whatever makes the inspiration strike for you to go, hey, that'd be a cool story. 41:39 Speaker 1 Mine just mine. Just retell the first two Mummy films and have you and Shaggy play Brendan Frazier and Brendan Frazier's misses. I think I could do a campaign right now. You walk into the British Museum and and you'll never believe it. 41:59 A bunch of mummies appear again. Yeah, mummies again.
The Mummy TTRPG 42:06 DMing a Hilarious Mummy Movie Tabletop RPG What do you do? You've got your pistol, your shotgun. Evie's got the library card. What do you do? Shoot one of the mummies. 42:19 Speaker 2 I'm going to run outside and drive the double Decker bus. 42:23 Speaker 1 Give me a role for. 42:25 Speaker 2 It 15. 42:27 Speaker 1 18 to pass bus doesn't start. 42:32 Speaker 2 Steven Clyde just to turn the key. Can't be ignitioning. 42:37 Speaker 1 In trouble The door deck a bus. It was speeding to get to the museum in the 1st place. You blew out the engine. Zombies are chasing on the bus. Now they're climbing the outside of the bus. 42:49 Speaker 2 I'm gonna try to shoot one with my shotgun. 42:52 Speaker 1 All right, what do you get? 42:54 Speaker 2 21. 42:55 Speaker 1 Passes. You shoot in the shotgun, it keeps coming. It's blown up, but it keeps coming. 43:00 Speaker 2 I'm gonna shoot it a few more times 20. 43:04 Speaker 1 It slows down, but it's great. It's crawling after you. You do. We'll remind you. You do have the Book of the Dead on hand. Maybe you should read from that. 43:16 Speaker 2 I mean, I'm playing as bed in Frasier. I don't have the. I can't read this. 43:21 Speaker 1 Maybe pass it to Evie or something, I don't know. 43:23 Speaker 2 Well, I mean, I don't. What I'm trying to say is I don't have it. Anyway, Evie's still in the museum. She's OK. She's decided not to. 43:33 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, this is what we're doing. This is exactly what I'll be doing. Hey, maybe I can DM after all. That's easy. Tune into episode 100 of The Cube, where Michael DM for his first time. 43:50 As he makes it up, as he goes, as he tries his best to remember the Mummy films. A very poorly rendered model of the Rock is coming at you and he's got big scorpion house in motep has the spear that not killing by the. 44:05 Speaker 2 Way I was going to ask where is in motep right now? 44:09 Speaker 1 It's next to you. In front of you is a pet, a dead body. Well, it looks like a gateway to the hell, I guess. You look down, there's nothing but arms, claw and trying to drag you down. And you hear the souls of 1000 deceased Egyptians. Yeah. 44:27 Speaker 2 OK, I'm going to struggle with Immortep and hopefully not fall into this crack. OK, not the dice rule. Oh, that's an 11. 44:41 Speaker 1 So 11. Nah, it doesn't pass. Immortep struggles with a spit, rattles you and manages to push you into the pit. You're hanging on the edge, but the age of people trying to drag you down. 44:51 Speaker 2 I'm going to grab a immortal cycle so I can pull in and pull me out with him as an anchor or pull him also into the pit. 45:02 Speaker 1 Give me your offer. 45:03 Speaker 2 Oh, it's a natural 20. 45:06 Speaker 1 Natural 20. Yeah, with a natural 20, you grab him on Tep's ankle and as you pull up you just pull him in and you fall straight into the pit of lost salt with the spear in hand that you need to defend. 45:22 You see him being passed around like. 45:24 Speaker 2 He's being passed away as he. 45:27 Speaker 1 Falls into as he falls into this eternal abase, he's being passed around like fucking Sir in the labyrinth. Up or down. I don't know what fucking Evie's doing rubbing one out in the back I'm. 45:45 Speaker 2 Going to show you. 45:47 Speaker 1 Climb up to the You climb up to the top and Evie's making out with a rock. That's it. Rd. credits TuneIn. Next time when Brendan Fraser and a different character playing EV fights fucking Jet Li Dragon Emperor. 46:04 Speaker 2 That's the full terracotta, are there? I never watched that one. You know, I never saw that one. 46:08 Speaker 1 It's not bad, it's not great, but it's not bad. The recasting of Rachel Wise is very noticeable. Like obviously it's not good. She's not good. The actress playing and she does her best, but it's not going to be as good. I think she overly puts on a British accent, like overly British. But it's not, it's not 3 bad. 46:24 It's not. Obviously it's the black sheep of the trilogy. But, and I get they wanted to do a different thing. Part of it, it's contagious. It's like hiccups. I get why they wanted to do it because you can't have been fighting them outside for 1/3 time. 46:44 Yeah, you know, so doing something different would always be a bit risky. But obviously at time the franchise and they didn't come back for a fourth one. But I mean, they get kind of, if you kind of that horrible fucking Tom Cruise version of the moment. 47:00 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't, I don't know if you could. It's not really related to the movie series though, is it? Because yes, to do were. 47:07 Speaker 1 Yes, it is related. 47:09 Speaker 2 I disagree on grins that go on firstly there. 47:14 Speaker 1 Was more than one mommy in in the world You know it wasn't just a Mozart. This female mommy was a different mommy, but it is set in the same universe. 47:23 Speaker 2 Was in Earth because that's the only thing that's that's the same. 47:27 Speaker 1 The same universe as in the mommy films, it's just set in modern. 47:31 Speaker 2 No bullshit. 47:32 Speaker 1 Have you seen it? 47:33 Speaker 2 Is it? It's a universal in it, Yeah, it's universal wanted to create, not continue create a monster versus an audit, which does not mean continuation from it. Otherwise, every single monster movie that's ever been made. 47:49 Speaker 1 Is it's a continuation? It's the fact that they have connections to the original moment. Have you seen it? 47:54 Speaker 2 No, I'm not going to. 47:55 Speaker 1 So there's a bit when he's chatting to what's his face, Russell Crowe, who was apparently going to be end up playing the wolf man or he is the wolf man in that film. But as he's in his like museum, like, oh, I've been collecting things through history and stuff about all these different monsters and beasts and ghouls and what have you.
Easter Eggs 48:13 And in his collection of shit, he's got the book of the dead, the same book of the dead with the five star lock key that turns and opens. And I think they might mention some of the events of the. 48:26 Speaker 2 I would argue oh. 48:28 Speaker 1 It's just an Easter egg. Yeah, bullshit. 48:31 Speaker 2 An Easter egg does not mean that it's connected. It means that it's an Easter egg. It means that it's a nod to something else that was made before it. And anyone who claims that an Easter egg is evidence that it is connected to some other piece of media is a fucking idiot. 48:46 Speaker 1 Right. OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, right. I see that you worked up about this. 48:51 Speaker 2 It's mostly because people take Easter eggs as evidence of it being connected to what the fucking Easter egg is. 48:59 Speaker 1 Some great. Sometimes I agree with you. No, I mostly agree with you. I mostly agree with you. But sometimes, and I get why people think this way, because especially in the Marvel films, they'll have an Easter egg or a reference or something, and it usually does tie into something connected to that world, you know, usually. 49:19 Speaker 2 Yeah, but that's like. 49:21 Speaker 1 Iron Man's Iron Man and Captain America shield before Captain America shield. That's that problem connected, you know. 49:27 Speaker 2 Well, yeah, within the sense that they were planning on making that movie and then making them both Me. Oh, yeah. So that's to me, is less of an Easter egg and more of foreshadowing. Hey, this is coming up. 49:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, Do you know what I mean? Some Easter eggs, like, yeah, it's a reference or something that came before. I get like some, you might have some Easter eggs which are straight up references to other media. Like, hey, Robin's far enough, his little Robin cycle and he's doing an Akira slide like every other fucking piece of animation. 49:59 That's a meat. I mean, that's an Easter egg into it, but it doesn't mean it's set in the same world as Akira, obviously. 50:05 Speaker 2 A lot of people who disagree though. 50:07 Speaker 1 No, they fucking wouldn't. 50:09 Speaker 2 Because people are fucking stupid. 50:11 Speaker 1 It's like every video game that you play or every film that you see that has the fucking Overlook Hotel carpet, you know, which is as a war. That's a clear Easter egg. 50:24 Speaker 2 Fuck heads believe that? Oh, that must mean nobody. Nobody believes that. Yes they do. Nobody believes they do. 50:30 Speaker 1 Sid and Toy Story said the same universe. 50:34 Speaker 2 They do. No, they don't. 50:36 Speaker 1 They do. No one believes that, knows that. Don't. 50:39 Speaker 2 There's so many people that treat Easter eggs as evidence. Yeah, they do. They do believe it. 50:45 Speaker 1 I have played about 50 games that have the shining carpet in the background somewhere. Every film with a Wilhelm screen connected. Nobody thinks that, it's just a bit. 50:57 Speaker 2 Well, on Scream there's an Easter egg anyway. No, it's a sound bite. 51:04 Speaker 1 I will say it started off as a sound bite, but it became an Easter egg because it's in so many films. Especially when they put it in video games as well. It's like. 51:14 Speaker 2 I still wouldn't call an Easter egg, it's more like an audible gag in it. Do people just pull it in? 51:23 Speaker 1 That's an audible gag. I was just giving the listener an example of what you meant. Hey, you said it and I after it, that's how. 51:39 Speaker 2 It works. It's a goof. It's a goof. 51:41 Speaker 1 No, but do. 51:41 Speaker 2 It for a laugh. 51:42 Speaker 1 They have there is an interview right there, which is all like, so we know it's that the the original Book of the Dead is in this mummy film. Is there any chance they're connected and then the creator's gone? Maybe like there's an intentional purpose for it to be though. 52:00 Speaker 2 Please, like my movie is what? 52:02 Speaker 1 That yeah, shit like that. 52:03 Speaker 2 No, no, yes, that is no. Exactly what? 52:06 Speaker 1 They were doing that thing. They were doing that thing because I haven't seen the film, but they were doing. Why would I? It looks like shit, right? But they were doing this thing that a lot of fucking Sony Marvel things do were they try to get audiences to watch the film by putting stuff in the trailers that they might be in the film. 52:28 But like making them believe that it leads up to something else. Like in in Morbius, there's a there's a full poster of Spider Man in there that says fucking criminal spray painted across his face or something or whatnot. Dickhead right? 52:46 And it's so bullshit cause one that scene isn't even in the fucking film 2 do you know when Morbius is walking past that poster of Spiderman? Know where that fucking posters from? It's from one of the loading screams of Spider Man PS4 in his Tobey Maguire suit. 53:03 Like that is what the shot is. And that asked fucking skeevy of the company Sony to put that in their film to make people go and watch it. Like you can't put that in your trailer because you'll think there'll be some connection to Spider Man. Spider Man exists in the Mobius world. Well, you should do because it's fucking Spider Man. 53:21 Yeah, like Spider Man should exist in Mobius, Venom and Craven, but it doesn't. There's not even a hint to him. I suppose there's a hint to him, Madam Web, because fucking Ben Parker like is in there as well. Played Pep. Waste of an Adam Scott roll. What a waste of an Adam Scott roll. 53:37 I think Adam's got to play good young Ben Parker, but I don't want to see him in fucking Madame Web. Anyway, at the end of that film, they give birth to Peter Parker, but they don't even name him Peter Parker. It's like, it's like one of those end credits and it's like, Oh yeah, we've got a, we've got a son. What should we name him? 53:52 And then it cuts to like, you know, cuts to black because for some reason, like it's really weird because Sony, so they have the right to Spider Man. They're allowed to put Spider Man in this film. They're allowed to say his name and put him wherever they fucking want, but they just chose not to. Yeah, I admit it might be confusing to idiots. 54:10 I don't remember Tom Holland doing that. They could even have put Tom Holland and it would have annoyed me if they put Tom Holland's Spider Man in there. To be fair, putting Andrew Garfield's Spider Man in there, have them all set in his universe. He needs more villains. I don't think Tom McGuire would want to do it. But you know, yeah, insane. 54:25 But they could have just had someone else be Spider Man in those world. But then again, it would be like, well, why don't you just make your own Spider Man films? No, no, no. We'll make villains spin off films, spinning off a character which we've not established. But yeah, they would put Easter eggs and things in their films, which makes you think, oh, this is going to be connected to something bigger than what it is. 54:45 Yeah. You know, they right up until, like, Craven and stuff, they'd put things in that the whole. Like, I have seen footage of Craven. Did you know Chameleon was in Craven? No. And credit where credit's due, the clip I've seen of Chameleon, I don't know if it's in it for, like, a lot or is in it for, like 30 seconds. 55:02 I know the plot is well, Craven is like Chameleons brother in it sort of thing. I think so in the comics, yeah, they are related. So he's at ransom or something, craves got to rescue him, something like that. That's the gist of that film. There is a shot of Craven, I think it might be there is a shot of Chameleon. 55:18 It might be the only shot of him in the film where he's comic accurate, but he does look comic accurate and they don't make him look goofy as well as, you know, you've got that pale white face, that crease going down the centre and then he changed his face to something else. Like there's a shot like that in the film and I think, you know, that looks comic accurate. If that was in an MCU Spider Man film, I'd be like cool, but it's not it's. 55:38 Speaker 2 Crazy, I hate it.
Just get a big strong man 55:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, the film Craven is like, bad. It's just in a bad film. Yeah, yeah, like I don't think the rhino looks too bad and it's just a rhino. 55:51 Why We Need a Big Strong Man for the Rhino I was having this conversation with Shaggy. I think it looks like it. 55:54 Speaker 1 Looks better than the Paul Giamatti Rhino in the big suit. 55:58 Speaker 2 Yeah, well. 55:59 Speaker 1 It is. It shouldn't be a human rhino hybrid, right? 56:02 Speaker 2 My argument is just cast a big strong man but. 56:08 Speaker 1 I. 56:08 Speaker 2 I can say it just. 56:09 Speaker 1 Cast a real rhino for us. There's so many working rhinos out there in the world looking for jobs and they cast a fucking person as a rhino. Fucking disgusting. 56:24 Justice for working rhinos. My. 56:29 Speaker 2 Point is, I. 56:30 Speaker 1 Full thrown endorsement from me. 56:32 Speaker 2 Why keep making these shit looking CGI vitals? 56:39 Speaker 1 It's a big thing, but Panther and some shit rhinos? Sick seeing them. Sick of seeing CGI rhinos in my films. Couldn't even get through a few good men without that fucking CGI rhinos. 57:00 Speaker 2 Alexei Savovich. Don't don't make him look like the thing from front for stick. Oh yeah, do you know what I mean? Don't Like if you know you're not going to spend the money on making him look good, don't fucking do it. 57:20 Just cast a strong man. 57:23 Speaker 1 Cast that guy by. 57:24 Speaker 2 Jack Reacher. 57:26 Speaker 1 And everything cast the mountain from law. 57:28 Speaker 2 Fuck that guy. 57:30 Speaker 1 Well, the mountain, yeah. What's What's he done?
Jack calls out the most physically imposing baby of them all 57:32 Speaker 2 Heartthorpe beyond son. Yeah, he's a fucking bell End. 57:36 Speaker 1 Oh, I didn't know he was a bell end. 57:37 Speaker 2 He's a fucking crybaby, fucking idiot and I would go on record saying. 57:45 Speaker 1 Is he someone who should have been cancelled a while ago but didn't or? 57:49 Speaker 2 He started this years long feud I. 57:52 Speaker 1 Generally thought you gonna say he started yeast diet and I don't agree with that and all the easy east. 57:57 Speaker 2 And it's working for him. It's working. 58:00 Speaker 1 For him, no. But yeah, it started this like 10 year. 58:04 Speaker 2 Long hate? Yeah, against Britain's world's strongest man, Eddie Hall. All right, because he won one year. 58:15 Speaker 1 And he got pissy. 58:15 Speaker 2 About it. He got so fucking pissy. 58:17 Speaker 1 About it, right? 58:19 Speaker 2 He was doing whatever fucking lift. It was big log. I bet it was a big log. It was big log I. 58:25 Speaker 1 Think I think it was like you have to. 58:27 Speaker 2 Do it in a certain way, because it's this way that shows actual strength. Every time I've seen him left it's been a big log. 58:35 Speaker 1 Must have been Big log, so. And up next, it's Fen. 58:40 Speaker 2 Dorkson. 58:41 Speaker 1 Win big Walker, and then you play the theme tune to Log as he walks out. Log, Log. It's big, it's heavy, it's work. Log, Log. It's better than back. It's good. It's Log from Blammo. 58:57 What Falls does, says Falls. 59:00 Speaker 2 Over your neighbor's dog? What's good for a snack? If it's on your back, it's log log log. 59:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, and that's what he walks out to every time he does log log lifting. So yeah, he was doing these verbs. The judge. 59:15 Speaker 2 Gave him a warning. I mean, he's doing that. There'll be people out there that think we rehearsed and made that up on the back. 59:23 Speaker 1 Let him think that, yeah, let him think that cause the creator of. 59:26 Speaker 2 That song is an absolute fucking dickhead. 59:29 Speaker 1 I don't know if you knew this, but the guy created Miranda, Stimpage just announced. I didn't know that. I know. It's sad, I know. 59:37 Speaker 2 He's I'm actually. 59:38 Speaker 1 Deeply hurt about his news? No. 59:41 Speaker 2 No, it's like very, very, very public knowledge. 59:44 Speaker 1 He's a horrible man. It's absolutely a monster. It's horrible to work with as well. With the way you would like, no frame can be the same, you know constantly. Like animations are going to be this and stuff. It's like a nightmare to work with. I ran a simpy asking. The last thing he did for running Simpy was that adult party cartoon thing. 1:00:00 Which shows kind of like how unhinged it could be without like sort of censorship and stuff. It's the one where Wren, not Stimpy's got like a sore strap on. And it's like so in the back of Wrens like and then you see it get posted on social media going how did this get past in the 90s? 1:00:17 Because it was never in on the 90s. It was a special that they did like back in the day in the 2000s and it was it's horrible. I've seen the the whole adult party special. It's not good. It's just rude and crass for being rude and crass like, but it's very, very, very misogynistic, very homophobic. 1:00:35 It's just it's icky. Like there's a reason why I think he's not even doing the voice. I think Fright from Futurama. What's his? 1:00:44 Speaker 2 Name Oh. 1:00:45 Speaker 1 Shit. Oh, it's on the tip of my. 1:00:47 Speaker 2 Fucking lips. 1:00:50 Speaker 1 It's on the tip of my juicy lips. 1:00:53 Speaker 2 My big fat vacuum ceiling. 1:00:55 Speaker 1 Lips, his name is Billy West. Oh God yeah, so Billy West is. I want nothing to do with that guy ever again. He's a fucking piece of shit because the creator he originally voiced Billy West always voiced Stimpy to create a voiced Ren in the early seasons and then he got fired from the show like after about season 2. 1:01:20 I think it was a halfway through season 2 because his deadlines were he was never meeting deadlines and stuff. Billy West stepped up and you just ended a voice in rent and stint there. And Billy West is such a good voice actors and you don't even fucking notice the change because Tito's voice like fucking 30 characters in Futurama. Yeah, and the voice of one of the M&M's in the big Eminem adverts. 1:01:42 And he also voiced Bugs Bunny in the first Space jump, the first Basian film. Yeah, the first Space Jam film, which wasn't the go to voice of Bugs Bunny. But at the same time, you will never know. That's such a shame because he doesn't even get top billing in that film. Like Billy West has Bugs Bunny. It's Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny. 1:01:59 They're the top billing characters. Yeah. No one gives a shit about the guy voicing Bugs Bunny. That's insane. But yeah, because that's probably the biggest film he's been in. I never realized he was nothing. He said it. 1:02:11 Speaker 2 I can't tell the the red Eminem is a is a Billy West. He's got those stimpy sounds to him. And so, yeah, no. 1:02:18 Speaker 1 Billy West is he's a great voice actor. He's a great person as well. Pretty cool. I mean, he's a vegan, but you know, whatever. But let's not hold him against that. That's fine. So go on, Sven. Jorik Erikson was all right. 1:02:33 Now what the the? 1:02:37 Speaker 2 No dead former manager of the England football team. Yeah, I think the cheeky girls fucked him to death. Oh my. 1:02:44 Speaker 1 God, that was the law. Was he not dating both the cheeky girls or one of them? I don't know. I don't know, I think. I think. 1:02:51 Speaker 2 They took a picture together and then definitely decided he was shagging one of them. 1:02:58 Speaker 1 So Al Phobiolsen, yeah, was doing. 1:03:01 Speaker 2 Big log doing big log was warned by the judges. Stop. 1:03:05 Speaker 1 Doing it like that, hey. 1:03:06 Speaker 2 Stop doing logs so big. Do it. 1:03:09 Speaker 1 Properly, yeah, going on doing. 1:03:11 Speaker 2 It they gave him another warning, which they usually don't do. So he got preferential treatment there and then. Anyway. Stop doing it like that. Have forbionson do it properly. We're not. Otherwise, we're not counting it. You're going to be disqualified. Carried on not doing it. Right. 1:03:27 Right. Stop. If you can't do it properly, don't do it. Do you know what I mean? You lose. Good day, Sir. Get nothing. 1:03:38 Speaker 1 Which is the same year that Eddie Hall won, right? 1:03:41 Speaker 2 Right. So Eddie Hall wins World's Strongest Man that year for some reason, half of the odds, and takes that incredibly personal, starts this feud against Eddie Hall, right? Eddie Hall over the years starts actually breaking records, lifting things no one has ever Oh, I could break a record, right? 1:03:59 Skimmy a vinyl. 1:04:01 Speaker 1 Snuff it in a billion pieces. Dark side of the moon. Easy. He was the first person to lift 500. 1:04:09 Speaker 2 Kilograms. Michael Jackson's bad in the bag. 1:04:14 Speaker 1 Anyone can break records. The first person ever to lift 5%. I'm so glad. 1:04:20 Speaker 2 I hit Michael Jackson's bag bad. 1:04:22 Speaker 1 So I could stay in the bag. Any any any LP from the 80s could have popped into my head and I'm glad it's that one. Because if I pick fucking Rumours in the bag when I fit it, Yeah, Speaking of that rumours, more like, go on decent rumours. 1:04:39 Speaker 2 That's why they're getting broke. 1:04:41 Speaker 1 Because they're awkward. No, I'm not Pink Floyd. Not Pink Floyd. Fucking Fleetwood Mac. Fleetwood Mac. Very lovely people. 1:04:50 Speaker 2 If you're if they. 1:04:50 Speaker 1 Groom anything. It's just the pets that they have. Yeah. Dogs. Cats. 1:04:56 Speaker 2 Which are OK to groom, yeah. 1:05:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, there's a place for it. It's called the dog groomers. They exist. You're allowed to. You're allowed to take your dogs out to get groomed. Oh, Lord. Right. So he's having a feud with Eddie Hall. 1:05:15 Speaker 2 Yeah. 1:05:15 Speaker 1 So like I said, Eddie Hall. 1:05:18 Speaker 2 Is lifting things that be breaking back off? Yeah, which is something I can do. 1:05:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, lifting that kind of weight takes a genuine. 1:05:26 Speaker 2 Toll on on someone's body. Like it. Oh, yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like your body starts shutting down because it doesn't understand what it's just like, picked up. I'm sorry for Atlas. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. 1:05:38 Speaker 1 Exactly. 1:05:38 Speaker 2 But like say you can see videos of Eddie Hall after lifting it and like he's straining so much that blood is pouring out of his nose. Same thing after Master Roshi when he looks at heart. 1:05:52 Speaker 1 That shit will put a straight Yeah. Is he Japanese old pervert? Is that where he always? I'm on the mountain side here. I'm on a side with a fucking blood nose gushing pervert. Oh my God, so heartthorb Johnson. 1:06:08 Speaker 2 Starts recording himself in his own gym, surrounded by his friends, allegedly lifting these things right, and doing it with some ease as well, which obviously he's not capable of fucking doing. Just to say yeah, well, I can do it as well. Nothing set to standard. 1:06:24 There's no like, yeah. There's no like, just like, no. 1:06:28 Speaker 1 Officials or anything like that? Yeah. 1:06:30 Speaker 2 He's just pumping out bollocks just to try and undermine what Eddie Hall has done. Still though, it'd be a good rhino painting Grey. 1:06:38 Speaker 1 Jobs are good, don't fucking get someone else. Get anyone else. It's hard.
Casting options 1:06:42 Speaker 2 To find people that big, I really don't think it is. 1:06:44 Imagining Bjornsen as a Rhino with Jim Carrey Just because you personally. 1:06:46 Speaker 2 Don't know people that are told 6 foot 5 doesn't really don't exist. It's built like a fucking building. 1:06:52 Speaker 1 Like the only two person they don't fucking like as well. Buildings. 1:06:57 Speaker 2 Yeah, actually they've got stables in the in the game of. 1:07:02 Speaker 1 Thrones, they've recast. 1:07:03 Speaker 2 The mountain like 3 times. Why? Yeah, why? 1:07:07 Speaker 1 There was nothing wrong with the first. 1:07:09 Speaker 2 Actor who did it, I think right because he had a small. 1:07:13 Speaker 1 Part in season 1 and two though I I don't know if the first actor wasn't available for season 2 so they got someone else. And then when he had his fight with Padro Pascal in like season 3, I think they wanted someone who looked more imposing than what they cast previously so they just cast. 1:07:30 Which was stupid because they they recast. I can't remember his Darius as well. I can't remember what his role was, but it was something to do with Daenerys. Yeah. He started off as like just some. 1:07:40 Speaker 2 Guy. And then he turned. 1:07:41 Speaker 1 Into some like handsome motherfucker. You know, he was like some guy with straight, he looked like fucking Legolas when he was recast. Whereas in the first time I saw him, he looked like some fucking grub, some some dirt grub of a man. 1:07:57 And then they recast it because you know what? That doesn't really make sense. Let's have a nurse isn't going to fuck this fucking grubbish shit. Let's cast a beautiful man instead. Yeah, casting Like that's bullshit, especially in a show with a dozen fucking characters. And it's already confusing as fuck if you're just a casual viewer. 1:08:15 Like wait wait, is that maybe the same fucking person from last time? Because first time you don't see the mountain that much only it's only when he has that significant role with Pedro Pascal I always forget was in Game of Thrones. I think my point realistically is people should stop. 1:08:32 Speaker 2 Giving work to entitled baby We should start giving work to big men. 1:08:39 Speaker 1 Stealing Rose from real, better big men. The bad big man How? 1:08:44 Speaker 2 Good. All right, all right, let me try and cash your. 1:08:46 Speaker 1 Mind back? Here's the scene, right? I'm gonna try and give you, you might agree with me on this. What's what's the guy called? Right? Who? We don't like hatful Beyoncé, right? Yeah. 1:08:58 Speaker 2 Right, close your eyes. 1:08:59 Speaker 1 Right. Imagine it'd be awesome. Just bear with me. Is the bear with you? No, just bear with me. Just just be. 1:09:05 Speaker 2 Stay with me. 1:09:06 Speaker 1 Now that's good because my eyes were closed. I it's OK. 1:09:10 Speaker 2 It's only a shade of. 1:09:11 Speaker 1 A Burr It can't to any physical interviewer, thank God, Right? So Bjornsen, Right? 1:09:17 Speaker 2 Yeah, he's in a film. 1:09:18 Speaker 1 He is playing a rhino, OK, but he's on all fours. He's painted up to look like a rhino, OK. He's got a big arm on his Edam shirt. He's grazing through the wild. So you're picturing this Bjornsen graze. A rhino is on all fours. There might be some prosthetic work to make his legs look make his back legs look like legs and his front legs look like legs. 1:09:39 His arms, I should say. It's whatever. It's greater than the Wilds. It's in a safari park sort of setting. Right. Are you with me so far? Yeah, right. Are we like in this film? 1:09:51 Speaker 2 Are we not casting? 1:09:52 Speaker 1 Him in the row yet? All right. OK. I wouldn't even make the movie. I've got more. I've got more. 1:09:57 Speaker 2 I've got more. 1:09:58 Speaker 1 It's an existing film, right? I'm just imagining. 1:10:01 Speaker 2 Him in this. 1:10:02 Speaker 1 Role A family rolls up, they're on safari, they go in. Oh cool, look at Rhino. Let's have a look at it. Oh shit. Looks like it's a mother Rhino. She's went to new birth. Then you've got Beyoncé just there, just munching on some grass, doing his thing. 1:10:17 And I fucking know where Jim Carrey pops out of his ass. Jim Carrey fall on, pops out of Beyoncéne's asshole fully naked. All right, what? I won't. 1:10:32 Speaker 2 Know do you want to see that? 1:10:34 Speaker 1 You're making a good feel bad. 1:10:38 Speaker 2 Ace Ventura. 1:10:39 Speaker 1 2 is only OK. It was nice when we were kids, but growing up it's like plenty laughs. Listen, maybe it. 1:10:48 Speaker 2 Doesn't stop the test of time, that one. That's fine. Well, H1 does. H1's still fucking funny, but and. 1:10:55 Speaker 1 I appreciate more know that I am like an adult, but yeah, you don't want to see your I have a fully grown man pop out of another fully grown man, that's all. Absolutely not. I think he could rock. 1:11:07 Speaker 2 That role fine, guess the guy in. 1:11:09 Speaker 1 Fucking Jack Reacher to play a Rhino them who he's gunning for the role of like James Gunn's Batman. I'm like, no, no, you're too big. And we all know how I feel about absolute Batman. And if you listeners don't know how I feel about absolute Batman, I don't like it. 1:11:25 I don't like how big he is. I don't like how big everything is. I don't like how big he's fucking Batmobile is. And I don't like that he's got a full on axe for a bat symbol, but everyone seems to have absolutely Batman. Speaking of God damn my stinking. Like fuck, you're upset.
Ocular treatments 1:11:41 I am is. 1:11:44 Speaker 2 It is it watering as well I. 1:11:46 Speaker 1 Don't know what's up. Have you tried slapping it like this? I sometimes helps me on my eye. 1:11:51 Speaker 2 Stings and gets a bit watery. 1:11:53 Speaker 1 Try giving it one. I am. I was trying to think of I don't know. 1:12:00 Speaker 2 The actor's name. But let's do a little quick little search, right? Given a little search because we were talking about. 1:12:07 Speaker 1 The Rhino and you mentioned the thing. What are your thoughts? I've not spoke to better yet. What are your thoughts on the Podtastic Pro trailer? I think it looks good. Thank you. I think it looks really. 1:12:16 Speaker 2 Fucking good. 1:12:19 Speaker 1 Like I out of. 1:12:20 Speaker 2 All the comic book films. 1:12:22 Speaker 1 That are coming out this year and there's not a lot. I think it's only was Captain America, a Brave New World coming out in like a week. Jesus Christ. There's that, which I'm moderately excited for, the Superman, which I'm pretty excited for. 1:12:38 I think that looks good. And then there's Fantastic Four. I think that's it. Also coming out. Fucking do you know the month of Fantastic Four, Superman, Fantastic Four and the new Jurassic World film comes out in the same month? That's gonna be an insane year for like box office numbers. 1:12:55 Insane. Yeah, an insane month. Also the the the new Smurfs films coming out and you know what? We live in a shitty world and chances are The Smurfs will smash it out of the fucking box office window out of all them films anyway. Can we talk about Fantastic Four? 1:13:11 What do you think about it?
First Steps 1:13:12 Analyzing the New Fantastic Four Trailer and Galactus Besides, it just looks OK. What else? What else? 1:13:17 Speaker 2 Do you want to say I don't think the feel, the vibe? What do you think of the thing? 1:13:20 Speaker 1 I think the castle looks alright. I think the thing looks alright. 1:13:23 Speaker 2 Doesn't the thing doesn't look good in a still image, but it looks good moving. I've heard the opposite of that. I've heard people say I don't. 1:13:32 Speaker 1 Think so? I think he looks good moving I'm still image. I've heard people online say he looks good in a still image but when he's moving it looks weird. Am I? Are you insane? I will agree with some people but I think it'll fit with me after about 5 minutes watching the film. I think his voice could have been deeper and gravellier, but it's allegedly more comic. 1:13:52 Speaker 2 Accurate. Well, yeah, because the only the only times. 1:13:56 Speaker 1 We've ever really heard his voices in the cartoon shows and films, but I guess they never really envisioned him having a monstrous voice. They always wanted him to sound like that. He was just, whoever did the first Fantastic Four cartoon back in the day made him just decide that, and then everyone just ran with it. 1:14:13 So yeah, yeah. Which I, I again, I don't mind it. And I don't mind him having a gravelly, not having a gravelly voice, but other than that, it's fine. I mean, he clapped his hands together and that sounded like rock smashing against rock. So what more could you want? What more could you you you like? 1:14:28 There's rumours. 1:14:29 Speaker 2 About I don't like. 1:14:31 Speaker 1 This, but it might happen 1 I don't know how established the Fantastic Four is gonna be in this world. I mean they've got the backs to build them with a big fall logo on there. They've got fans. I imagine a lot of the origin story will be totally flashbacks and maybe they're already well established in this world like they've been doing the Fantastic Four shit for years. 1:14:51 There is rumours that they're gonna throw a Frank a Franklin Richards storyline in there, which I do not like, no. Yeah. I. 1:15:01 Speaker 2 I'd read it, but someone has said that the rumor is that. 1:15:06 Speaker 1 Galactus has come to Earth to find Franklin Richards to try and rebuild his universe that originally he came from, which I think Franklin Richards has the power to do that. But don't put that in the first Fantastic Four film. 1:15:22 Don't even put it in the second Fantastic Four film. Put it wait. Put it way down the line. About 5-10 years from now maybe. But this will be the fifth attempt at a Fantastic Four film throughout the years. So the first one was an unreleased one, but it got leaked online. 1:15:40 If you remember, it not only leaked online, it was like leaked in like a bootleg thing in like the 90s and stuff, but that was made just so the company that owned it could keep the rights to Fantastic Four. And then the same goes for the 2000s films. Every one of them which was made was just to hold on to the rights until the rights was like bought up and stuff. 1:16:00 So but I am going to, I am going to predict how I think this film's going to end. I think the universe where they're from, which is like some futuristic 60s whatever universe, I think that's, I think that whole world is going to get destroyed. You've already got Galactus though, who looks great I think, by the way. 1:16:16 Yeah, everyone's in the back of his head but you've. 1:16:19 Speaker 2 Got Galactus though.
Ga Lact Ass 1:16:20 Speaker 1 He's an appropriate height. 1:16:23 Speaker 2 Yeah, he's an appropriate height. 1:16:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, because some some people online have been saying, why is Galactus so small? He's meant to be the devourer of worlds. Yeah, metaphorically like that. It's always been metaphorically right. He just consumed the life source of a planet. 1:16:41 But usually like has a big shape or something. He absorbs the power. 1:16:46 Speaker 2 Of I assume the spinning molten core of the planet, yeah, usually doesn't take a do it. Bye bye. 1:16:53 Speaker 1 Bye. 1:16:54 Speaker 2 Just because there's so much out of him, and I understand why. 1:16:57 Speaker 1 The art exists if your tagline is Galactus the Devourer of Worlds. If you were a wrestler and that was your title, say if it was Hulk Hogan, the Devourer of Worlds, the poster would be him eating worlds, wouldn't it? Or something like that. 1:17:12 Yeah. Which is naturally why a lot of comic book covers. And a lot. 1:17:14 Speaker 2 Of comic book. 1:17:15 Speaker 1 Are envisioned go actors? Yeah, well, I mean what people have to remember. 1:17:20 Speaker 2 And understand is the comic book covers a far more often than not illustrated by someone who isn't illustrating the comic series itself. True, true, true, true, and B it's a stylistic choice. 1:17:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a stylistic choice. 1:17:36 Speaker 2 And even though it's probably containing the same characters that are in the book, usually it doesn't. It doesn't have that happening within the book either. I think the rise of Silver Surfer that awful film as well. 1:17:48 Speaker 1 Is grain in people's heads because when they showed Galactus as a cloud, the cloud was like bigger than the Earth, like Earth was here. And then Galactus as a cloud was like here. And if you remember, like the plot of that, like Silver Surf was like making calls through the planet or something. 1:18:04 And then he put his big cloud tendrils into the Earth. So he was bigger than the Earth in that film. But even then, that's insane. The the most annoying thing is about that. Do you know what? I've seen it once and I wasn't really paying attention. 1:18:18 Speaker 2 Do you know anything Fantastic Four rise of Silver Surfer they. 1:18:21 Speaker 1 Hinted the massive cloud that was Galactus and they never even caught it. Galactus. It was like Galactus or something like that. It was stupid because it's in that era of let's take comic books but fuck them up. You know, there's a shot that implies that the real Galactus is in that cloud. 1:18:39 There's a shot of this cloud coming to Earth. And as it goes past Jupiter, do you see the silhouette of the shadow of his helmet? You see that silhouette? And that makes people go, oh, cool, a cool little silhouette. We're gonna, no, we're not gonna see him. We're never gonna see what he actually fucking looks like. 1:18:56 But with him being in this film and then showing him in the trailer, I imagine he might have like quite a decent role, you know? So I'm like cool, big building size Galactus, man cool. That's how he should be. Because every time you see in the comics and stuff and in animate media and stuff, like he is the size of a building. 1:19:14 Yeah, I reckon King Kong. He's probably a big building. Yeah, big. I reckon he's king on the side, just like a terraced house. No like. 1:19:21 Speaker 2 I say half the length of the skyscraper or. 1:19:23 Speaker 1 Maybe the size of the skyscraper or I could be on par with Godzilla, or I'm gonna get up and arm wrestle with him. Yeah, but, you know, it's like he holds the Silver Surfer in his hand. And he's not an Ant on his hand, is it? He's like a like you holding a normal figure, you know? I mean, you're gonna have to bid, right, firstly. 1:19:40 Speaker 2 What? What is a normal figure? Okay, yeah, okay. 1:19:44 Speaker 1 Not like an action man figure because they're they're a bit too big, but like a figure about what would you say about I'd say he like say. 1:19:55 Speaker 2 The scale, if I was Galactus at my size, I am. No, I'd say maybe like an inch tall. Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, that's where people are. They usually come. 1:20:05 Speaker 1 Just up to his ankle on his on his feet when they're all squaring off against him. But there's been many, many comics over the years where there's heroes have been fighting Galactus and they even as like I said recently, but recently for whatever. But even at Marvel zombies, when all the zombies took him down. It's just a building size man, you know, and people say, oh, it's his power to change size. 1:20:24 But like what you said to me on Messenger the other day, am I? Yeah. We've never actually seen use that power. They say he has that power. Yeah, well, people have said. 1:20:35 Speaker 2 That but my. 1:20:37 Speaker 1 Argument to you was. 1:20:38 Speaker 2 Is that not just the stylistic choice of the artist for that comic? 1 And I think you're absolutely right. I generally think you're absolutely right because I've. 1:20:45 Speaker 1 Read quite a lot of Silver Surfer books cuz Silver's like one of my favorite characters. It's my guy. Fucking love. Silver Surfer is my boy. My boy Norin Rod. 1:21:02 But yeah, but I, I. 1:21:07 Speaker 2 Was when you said that I was? 1:21:08 Speaker 1 Thinking back and I've never seen him like, change size. Yeah, in any comic I've ever read, any game. 1:21:15 Speaker 2 I've played where he's been in. Yeah, cartoon that I've seen that he's been in. Have you played never done played Lego Marvel Superheroes? 1:21:25 Speaker 1 You can play, there's a minifigure in that, but he does have the power, which I don't think it's AI, don't think it's a power, more of a natural thing that happens. He can he can change his appearance, but I don't think he has control over that. 1:21:40 If you're a humanoid life form and you see Galactus, you will see him as well. Yeah, I don't. He, he's, he himself isn't. 1:21:47 Speaker 2 Changing form? No, no, he's like what? What image is projected into? 1:21:51 Speaker 1 Your brain. 1:21:52 Speaker 2 Exactly. It looks like because it's inconceivable. Like you make up the. 1:21:56 Speaker 1 Image of a human man because you're you're yourself a human. But say if he was like on a planet of, I don't know, squid people, he'd look like a fucking Cthulhu I guess, if they witnessed and saw him. But he doesn't have control over that. And that's not depicted a lot in the comics, but it is in a few instances. 1:22:14 I finally forget that sometimes, especially on some like multi populated worlds, which is like, you know, like all these planets in space in the Marvel vast universe of it with some planets have more than one alien like life form on it. 1:22:31 I think each individual person might see it as what they want to see it as, but I always envision it as well, We, we the reader, we're people. So we're seeing those people. If you want to go yeah, weird about it, but yeah, no, I'm very excited about it. I'm happy with all the cast. 1:22:48 I think it's going to generally it's going to be great. Then the soundtrack sounds cool. Cool. I'm very excited for it. I hate, I hate Reed Richards as a character. It's the four, yeah, that sounds. But imagine that. 1:23:03 Imagine getting beaten. 1:23:04 Speaker 2 Up by some stretchy nuns and then he just like leans over here. 1:23:10 Speaker 1 Just flashes a gang. 1:23:11 Speaker 2 Sign and it's just four things. You're like idiot. 1:23:15 Speaker 1 Got you. Just got got anyway, someone who I believe does.
Perfect Rhino 1:23:22 Nathan Jones: The Ideal Candidate for the Rhino Role Deserve big strong man is what I'm talking about. Dude called Nathan Jones who's been in loads of action movies. OK, well he is incredibly physical with the things he does like he's been in been in a couple Tony Jahr movies like he's fought against Tony Jahr. 1:23:38 Oh, I think I know you mean I visually, Nathan. 1:23:41 Speaker 1 Jones the dude is 6 foot 9 and. 1:23:43 Speaker 2 He is built like a fucking building. That's Rhino. Oh yeah. Looking great, big man. I do. 1:23:50 Speaker 1 Recognise him, I've seen that. 1:23:51 Speaker 2 I remember it in Like Big Mac. 1:23:52 Speaker 1 Big Macs mad, I do. 1:23:57 Speaker 2 The shittier version of Mad Max. 1:24:00 Speaker 1 Hey, who's that guy? Oh, I mean Mad Max's cousin. Oh, yeah, that's Mad Max's cousin. That's Big Max. And I'll tell you something, he's asking for Big Max himself. That's the best Australian you're ever going to get from me. Oh my God, I took it. 1:24:17 I took a run and a. 1:24:18 Speaker 2 Jump with it. 1:24:19 Speaker 1 Anyway, I think an albatross is coming. He's back. It's been a while, I guess. I'm horrifying. 1:24:29 Speaker 2 Every time he's. 1:24:30 Speaker 1 Going to took us in it's late I have my throat for an unrelated reason so we better run off so much of the necessary. 1:24:43 Speaker 2 Blame me, I don't trust he's gonna tuck us in. 1:24:45 Speaker 1 He's warning us. Quick, let's get to bed. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna be Ivan Michael. And please don't make me run. My belly's full of chocolates. 1:24:59 Speaker 2 Sign I. 1:25:03 Speaker 1 Getting closer. 1:25:04 Speaker 2 You know, I often. 1:25:05 Speaker 1 Wonder what my neighbors are thinking. 1:25:08 Speaker 2 What's happening when they when they hear that? Because no doubt they can hear it. What neighbors? We're in the fucking cube. We're in a void of space. Don't. 1:25:15 Speaker 1 Break the illusion. Oh, sorry, I'm in the shades. What the shades are thinking? I can't remember if one of us has done this one already. It's. 1:25:30 Speaker 2 All right, repeats are going to happen the. 1:25:32 Speaker 1 Goggles. They do nothing. 1:25:37 Speaker 2 Yeah, it was you. 1:25:38 Speaker 1 Last week I've been Jack and this has been cubed. Trapped in it anyway. 1:25:50 Speaker 2 I've got to consciously. 1:25:51 Speaker 1 Make a decision not to wrap my lips around the tip.

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