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Episode ten:
The Death of Freedom

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A Cold Open

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Speaker 1 Oh, I want to open this drawer you opened A1 handle falls off or some bullshit. But like, because you know you're in a role-playing game as a human character from Earth, you're aware that dice rolls exists. Or maybe he has his own pocket dice that he can manipulate on rolls.

0:17

Something matter around that?

0:18

Speaker 2 Yeah.

0:20

Speaker 1 You could you could work with something like that I reckon.

0:22

Speaker 2 Yeah, like a self-awareness perk or something. Yeah.

0:26

Speaker 1 Or maybe he's a bit of a cheat and he can from some dice rolls every now and again because he's himself has got dice rolls in his pocket and he can constantly, like, look up and go. You could talk, talk to his party members and be like, you didn't roll well on that one, did you?

0:41

And the guy? But what do you mean? You mean roll well, stood right up, mate. The guy's up there. They know. I wonder who's playing me. But no one's playing him. He's playing himself. But it'd be me playing me. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:59

Maybe there's something interested in it, like a meta character who constantly have John Dorian moments. Just look into camera.

1:12

Speaker 2 I wonder then if rather than like say when you're level up, you don't get anything that's like, oh, you, you have more hit points now or you, you get to increase your strength. When? When?

1:21

Speaker 1 You also portions won't heal him because whilst that magic doesn't work on him, he'd have to go through like if he gets caught, he needs to go to hospital, he needs to get stitches, stay off that leg for three to six weeks. Mate, you've got a compound fracture.

1:39

I'm using my healing magic. It's just not working on you. You're not from here. Oh, what an incredibly hard character to play us. You just have to not get hit.

1:49

Speaker 2 Ever. Yeah.

1:51

Speaker 1 Brick falls on your head dead.

1:53

Speaker 2 Oh, like Doctor Seuss? Yeah, like when you level up, I assume that only your cheat skill gets better.

2:01

Speaker 1 Yeah, nothing.

2:03

Speaker 2 Else.

2:04

Speaker 1 Right, you'd have to create an entirely new different like skill set and start block thing for a meta character because obviously they have to be powerful in some way where they can get through the campaign.

2:19

Speaker 2 Yeah, I have seen something like it before, but I can't remember. I can't remember what I saw it on even I did I did see like someone had mapped out like a level by level thing of what? What new thing to be able to do?

2:30

Speaker 1 As a as a human.

2:32

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's just like a normal.

2:34

Speaker 1 Self aware guy who knows is in a tabletop RPG.

2:38

Speaker 2 Yeah, can't remember anything about what it was called. It's going to be a real challenge for me to find out again. But if I do find out, I will send it you. But Oh yeah, here it is. You know what I mean?

2:49

Speaker 1 God Shaggy would never be jamming that campaign. I don't think you'd handle it. I'm making the rest of this character. This character knows is in a game and he doesn't do dice rolls.

3:04

Man how are you fucking playing? I'm just walking around like normal and I see the traps. It gets so pissed off. I can see on the right though.

3:12

Speaker 2 Everything I couldn't touch it into that with is highlighted with like a white glow.

3:19

Speaker 1 Because I got sucked into this world Pacific.

3:21

Speaker 2 Plan No no yellow paint, yellow paint on the side.

3:27

Speaker 1 I didn't get sucked sucked into this world from a tabletop game, I got sucked in from playing Borders Gate. It's like a real Jumanji situation. Modern Jumanji I guess. I've not seen any of the new Jumanjis, have you?

3:41

Speaker 2 Yeah, they're not bad. They're not great. They're not like, oh, this is what cinema's supposed to be. There's.

3:45

Speaker 1 Three of them, right?

3:46

Speaker 2 No, there's only two.

3:47

Speaker 1 Sure, there's three.

3:49

Speaker 2 If there's the third, I haven't seen it.

3:50

Speaker 1 Oh, they might be working on the 3rd, I don't know, but it's insane that the one that came out in the 90s never really got a sequel. Zu Thora exists. I know Zoothora is just more of the same but space. If you ever watch Zoothora.

4:06

Speaker 2 Absolutely no. No.

4:07

Speaker 1 It was basically Jumanji but in space but it was a sequel to Jumanji but like a spin off sequel. Like in this world that exists board games sometimes come to life and cause havoc grandchildren. But Zoothora is not bad. But I never watched Jumanji and Jumanji 2, which is the part I think they did call it.

4:25

Which is annoying to me because like do they make reference to the first film at all? Well, I.

4:33

Speaker 2 Think honestly. Oh, no, they do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because in like the start of the first movie, the board game morphs into the game cartridge. I knew you wouldn't.

4:44

Speaker 1 Why would anybody like that?

4:46

Speaker 2 Just transforms, don't it?

4:48

Speaker 1 Because that's what kids are playing these days. Because it's a modern day.

4:52

Speaker 2 Because.

4:53

Speaker 1 Listen.

4:54

Speaker 2 Listen to me because the most accessible film for film, the most accessible game for children in the year when when the remake come out like 2000 fucking 15, the most accessible game system must have been the NES.

5:12

Because of why? Why else would it be a game cartridge? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1 Because the people who grew up watching Jumanji remember game cartridges. But I'm pretty sure it's not trying to suck in children. Like, can you take the take the cartridge out? Yeah. What if what if you get sucked into this Mega Drive and someone takes the cartridge out?

5:34

What then?

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Speaker 2 Well, you are in the cartridge I suppose, don't you?

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5:37 Speaker 1 Maybe, but my my issue is with the new versions of Jumanji. You're constantly getting sucked into the world of Jumanji, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The board game The World of Jumanji comes to you, right? It it it populates the real world. 5:53 Speaker 2 Depends on the dice roll. 5:54 Speaker 1 Does depend on the dice roll. There's only one square or one card that Alan Parrish got where he had to get sucked into the into that world for one game. 6:04 Speaker 2 But it was it was for our turn. 6:06 Speaker 1 For our turn, Yeah. But yeah, you're telling me the whole concept of the video game now is everyone constantly gets sucked into Germanja and. And that's that's it. And then you complete the game and then you finish the game, then you come out of the console. Yeah. I don't like that you're taking one one aspect of the original and running with it crazy. 6:23 Like even if it was still a video game, it might be interesting to watch kids play it and complete a level whilst I don't know shit's going on around them. 6:31 Speaker 2 Whilst the lap. 6:33 Speaker 1 White Tiger's trying to monster the ball. 6:34 Speaker 2 Leopard's fucking yeah swiping out. 6:38 Speaker 1 I think, I think there was an offline reference where they were in a tree house and it was Alan Parish's tree house, so. 6:44 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, maybe. I'm not sure on that. 6:46 Speaker 1 And I know the animated series Jumanji, which came in like the 2000 or something where people had weird ads. They constantly went into the board game and they constantly visited Alan Parrish in the board game. 6:57 Speaker 2 So he decided to move back. 6:59 Speaker 1 I don't know what I don't know the Canon about it, but all I all I remember is that there was those two kids constantly would visit Alan Parrish in the board game. I don't know why he's in Jumanji. But yeah. Also like Van Pell is a villain. Does he, does he get referenced in the new ones? 7:16 Because if so, that's dumb. Because to me Van Pelt is. Van Pelt is very much of A pyramid ahead to James Sunderland, to what Van Pelt was to Alan Parish, because he was just his dad, won't it? Like he sort of manifested Van Pelt. 7:31 Speaker 2 I don't know. I don't know why. 7:32 Speaker 1 Would he be played by his dad? We. 7:34 Speaker 2 Didn't have to pay another actor, that's why. 7:37 Speaker 1 We just paid him twice for two roles. That's how it works anyway. If you play multiple roles you get paid twice I think. 7:44 Speaker 2 Is that right? 7:45 Speaker 1 I think so, yeah. It's like saying with voice actors, if you do multiple voices and and I make sure you get paid more times, which makes sense because you're in double the work. 7:54 Speaker 2 It makes sense for a voice actor. It makes less sense for a live action role. Because they're not. I don't know. 8:02 Speaker 1 But yeah, but Van Pelt and Alan's dad, they meant to be like the manifestation of like his how, how he hated his dad and he thought his dad was. He could never meet his dad's approval. Like, he was like, fuck my dad. I'm going to put this shoe on this belt and ruin everybody's lives. 8:20 Something like that. This new trainer that had never been invented before. Yeah. Because it was sounding like, though I feel like at the beginning of that film set in the 1800s, because there's a guy come right into like his shoe factory. I've got a new invention. 8:36 It's the trainer. It's it's going to revolutionize thing. And young Alan Paris like fucking goes fuck you trainer and fuck you dad's shoe factory. And then that gets destroyed. And then the poor black guy gets put out of a job. And it became like a racial thing. And then by the time the 90s rolled out, I. 8:53 Speaker 2 Was going to say what would it be like the 60s or the 70s of that? Then the very star was set. 8:58 Speaker 1 I see. So he was about 40 when he came out of it, when he came out of Germangia, which was would have been like say 94. 9:06 Speaker 2 Or like 12 years old when he went in. 9:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. So 30s forties maybe no. 9:11 Speaker 2 The 1930s he's only asking. 9:14 Speaker 1 I can't do. I'm pretty sure I remember, pretty sure I remember a scene with young Alan Parish running through the streets with a hoop and a stake. I don't know how the film starts. 9:23 Speaker 2 It might be actually thinking about it. 9:27 Speaker 1 Also, I don't like how the board game can just go. No one's playing me anymore. I'll be sexy and exciting. A Nintendo, An old Nintendo. Why'd it turn into a bag? Why'd it turn it? It'd be better if it turns into like an arcade cabinet or something. 9:45 I feel like if I found a dusty old console in an attic, I feel like a modern 2000 child wouldn't give a shit about it. I feel like people are raised would go, oh, that's pretty cool. That's, you know, nostalgic, retro or whatever. But I feel like that generation of kids, they won't care about it. 10:02 But I think if you turn into a big arcade cabinet, then, yeah, because that's something you can stand around and all have a look at. It's a big obelisk thing. I think it's a bit more imposing. 10:12 Speaker 2 Also, Yeah, Yeah, true. Yeah. 10:13 Speaker 1 What happened to all the little game pieces? What happened to all the cards? There's no cards. It was that Dome in the middle. But. 10:19 Speaker 2 Yeah, it was that Magic 8 ball thing that was in the middle. 10:21 Speaker 1 I'm thinking of the real world that does give you cards, because there is a real world, Yeah. Pick a card from the real Germania that you can buy from Smith's. Look behind you. There's a fucking clone alligator, the. 10:36 Speaker 2 Clone alligator I. 10:37 Speaker 1 Don't know I I confused it was all animals in jungle base. I was just thinking it was horror themed for a second. Don't look now you're going to turn into a monkey. That's my level of Doctor Zeus rhyming riddled things for a turn. 10:54 Don't. 10:56 Speaker 2 Look, now you are now a monkey. Yeah. I can't, I can't remember what the insurance and outs of it are because I've. I've only seen it the one time. Do you know what I mean? And. 11:07 Speaker 1 You you said there's two of them. You've seen two of them? Yeah, I remember from the trailer. They're in the world of Jumanji, but there's like, helicopters and motorbikes and shit. I'm like, yeah, why is there so much modern shit in Jumanji? Shouldn't Jumanji just be a jungle? 11:20 Speaker 2 It's like time within Jumanji is also progressing at the same rate as the outside world. So like, say these villains that are inside Jumanji, they were very it's like what poachers look like now. 11:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess, but Van Pelt didn't look like a modern day poacher. He just looked like. 11:41 Speaker 2 His dad. 11:42 Speaker 1 He looked like his dad and he also looked like he was from the 19 fucking 20s. 11:45 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's all. Yeah, true. 11:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, that big blunderbuss style. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a I'm a poacher with a big fat dumb hat on. Like I'm in the 1920s and I'm British and I'm taking over a country. 12:05 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, like you said, because he is the manifestation of Alan Parish. I don't know if there was ever like a throwaway line. Like, you know what, Dad? You know what you don't like? You don't. 12:22 Speaker 1 Like God, why don't you just fucking poke me already? 12:26 Speaker 2 God, Dad, what am I? 12:32 Speaker 1 No, instead, like I can't really. I remember the dad being very British. I think he was British, very like sort of snobbying, like I don't know if he was British and I don't think he had a lot of screen time well.

Whoa 12:44 Speaker 2 Even by British. 12:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think he was British, but Van Pelt's lines was. Any last words, boy? Jumanji, one of the top 10. 13:01 Speaker 2 One of the best. 13:02 Speaker 1 One of the top 10 best grunts in films. Top ten grunts in cinema history. That's something we should do for this show. 13:13 Speaker 2 Oh my God. 13:14 Speaker 1 Do some research I'll. 13:19 Speaker 2 Tell you what, I'll make this podcast if we ever thought about what we did. 13:27 Speaker 1 I will go away. I'll find I'll find 10 grunts from films, and you've got to guess what film they're from. 13:36 Speaker 2 Oh man, I bet that's hard as fuck. 13:38 Speaker 1 I bet it it better be a piece of piss for me anyway, because I'll, I'll see them. I'll I'll look at my phone number. That's that one. What would be the difficult part for me is finding the sound bites and figuring out how to just get those individual grunts just. 13:53 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. See, at first I thought, which for me amplified the difficulty. I thought you were going to reenact every grunt. I'd have to be like they also in the same mic. 14:08 Speaker 1 They're all me. 14:11 Speaker 2 Is it is it Mike from episode 12? 14:16 Speaker 1 That's right, me. You're in a which Keanu Reeves? Whoa, is this whoa from? I'm pretty sure you'll get this one. 14:27 Speaker 2 Whoa, Bogus Journey. 14:30 Speaker 1 Exactly perfect bogus journey. And then which world's this from? Well. 14:35 Speaker 2 Matrix. 14:36 Speaker 1 Exactly. It's easy. See, you can do that. You can do the grunts. I don't need the sound clip. 14:43 Speaker 2 It's all coming together. 14:44 Speaker 1 I can't think of any more worlds like Keanu Reefers in films. He must do one in the Sonic film. I have seen it but I can't remember. 14:51 Speaker 2 He must do one in Dracula as well. 14:54 Speaker 1 It does a weird accent in Dracula. 14:56 Speaker 2 He does do a. It's it's it's like. 14:59 Speaker 1 He's trying his best to be British, I think. 15:01 Speaker 2 Yeah, well, it's, it's because of his natural cadence. Yeah. And enforcing through this like British accent it sounds. 15:13 Speaker 1 God, terrible. He tried. He was like, what, 20 something? Oh yeah, he was a teenager. I don't know, but God bless him, he tried. And that's something I always admire about Kelly Reeves. He really puts everything into every role. 15:25 Speaker 2 Oh fucking maximum effort. He's the fucking best guy. 15:28 Speaker 1 Since he got hired to play Shadow in the Sonic films. 15:33 Speaker 2 Just been running everywhere it's. 15:34 Speaker 1 Been running so fast, can't stop everywhere. No, he's really like delve deep into the war and shit. He's played the games. He's really hyper focused on everything shadow related. I'm like, you did not need to put all that effort into you just read your lines and that was it. 15:50 It'd be fine. But it's like, no, I need to do this. I need to like for the fans, for everyone. I'm like, yeah, and it shows. It does a really good job. Like, yeah, he, he sounds great. He's just an angsty character and he plays that well. I do. I do like him as an actor. 16:06 I think he's best when he's not saying a lot, though. You think his strong suits are his his action roles I guess. 16:12 Speaker 2 Yeah, he's he is a very physical actor. You. 16:16 Speaker 1 Know yeah, but he doesn't look like you think physical actors. You think no Arnold Schwarzenegger going back to the 80s but like modern times, you think like Chris Hemsworth or something like that. You know he's a very physical imposing guy, but you'd not very known for his acting charts, although he is a really good actor. 16:35 I've seen him in like a really good film called Bad Times at the L Royale. Really good film and he's great in that Cinematography is great. It's very neon and colourful and shit. But no, I really like that film. I think it's I think it's on Disney at the moment. 16:50 I. 16:50 Speaker 2 Love Luke. 16:51 Speaker 1 Definitely, definitely give it a watch. Bad times or good times at the L Royale. I think it's got, I can't remember. Same as with Henry Cavill as well. I think he's a really good actor, very physically big. I think he's a good actor. I just don't think he's had enough roles to shine yet. 17:07 Like if it was great as Geralt, but then again, he didn't say much. That was a lot of gross. That was a lot of I was I was a Gerald grunt. Oh, fuck off. Said that a lot He. 17:22 Speaker 2 Was a very good girl. I'm not looking forward to Liam Hemsworth. 17:26 Speaker 1 Right. A lot of people aren't. And I'm like, I'm in the camp of I don't want to. I hate on it before I see it or hear it. Yeah, if the show is written better than like the third series, because there are a lot of people like the third third series. And that was one where Cover was said. 17:43 I didn't like it at all, but a lot of people liked it. But since he said he didn't like it, they're like, well, I don't like it now. And because he left, I don't like it now because obviously the producers only go in One Direction and Cover didn't like where it was going, which is fine, but I'm sure there's more to it than that as well.
The price of your art 17:59 Like I do think like coming off the back of Superman and like him being in more films. Yeah, I at the end of the day, I thought I think majority of it will probably come down to money and he was probably just too expensive to book because he is considered like an A Lister and like to have a a big A Lister on your little niche fantasy TV shows a lot of money. 18:21 I know he's a super nerd. 18:22 Speaker 2 Yeah, but you know, they don't get paid by how popular they are. 18:26 Speaker 1 Most actors do, yeah. If you're a big actor in demand, your salary is higher. Like Robin, Robin Downey Junior is not going to appear on a Netflix show. 18:36 Speaker 2 He might, he won't. It depends if he wants to do it or not. 18:39 Speaker 1 But again, his salary, his rate will be really high, right? He fucking he got paid more than Andrew Garfield, not Andrew Garfield. 18:47 Speaker 2 Gold. 18:51 Speaker 1 He got paid more than Tom Holland in that Spider Man in that first Spider Man film and he had like 6 lines and it was Tom Holland's film, which I think's out of order. Like, you don't need to get paid an eighth of the film's budget just for going, hey, you don't deserve for wear that suit. 19:07 There you go. That's a wrap day. Shooting and getting paid more than the top billion stars. Insane. Just because of who you are. Me personally, I'm in the camp of light. I'll take any role if I like it. If I was ever an actor, I'd be like, if I like that role, pay me your pittance and I'll do. 19:22 Speaker 2 It. Yeah, which is what I'm saying. Surely it matters more about what the actor wants to actually do first and foremost. What that I would feel that a lot of actors say if they're like, here's $50 million if you do this, Yeah. And it's just auto tossed. 19:38 Not they're not interested in it at all. 19:42 Speaker 1 But it's $50 million. 19:43 Speaker 2 They would have to really have a conversation with himself with the first. Lowering your standards and selling your soul for something that you don't believe in, right? If how many know that you're gonna look like a fucking asshole? 19:56 Speaker 1 On a percentage base, how many actors do you reckon do that 100 million foot do this piece of? 20:00 Speaker 2 Shit relevant percent. I'm fucking though, I mean. 20:04 Speaker 1 Robert Downey Junior is not Robert Downey Junior. Robert De Niro is always doing dog shit films these days. An absolutely great actor. He's a fantastic actor, Yeah. Every time I see him in some comedy slop, it's shit. There's a trend of hiring. 20:18 Speaker 2 So he he isn't going to be being paid millions and millions of dollars for all these shy little walls he. 20:23 Speaker 1 Might be he won't be. That's where most of the budget goes. Just right. No one, no one's watching Meet the Fockers 3 whenever it comes out for Ben still. I mean, they might do because then Ben still is not. 20:36 Speaker 2 Doing afraid they're not. They're not gonna watch it for Robert De Nievo, though, are they? 20:40 Speaker 1 Mine. Dad's mine. I'll rob De Niro's in this and he's a Andy and he's a goof. 20:47 Speaker 2 We've we've already been through this. We are dad aged no so people outrage. 20:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, but what I mean like by Damian, people are going to stand, People are going to stand up and watch. Dam Buster, that's what that age is. 21:04 Speaker 2 People in the fucking 60s and 70s, that's what you're talking. 21:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly that age. The people who are like, Oh yeah, Rob De Niro is great in Raging Bull. Have you seen him anything since? No, that's the last time I watched the cinema. That's the age I'm talking about, because the joke is you've got this Oscar winning actor and look at him being a silly boy, you know? 21:25 Yeah, yeah. And and I feel like trope happens a lot. I can't pick out any other ones up from top of my head. But you do get, oh, look at Al Pacino just being aloof in some weird film. And they're never the main characters anymore. They just always side characters I guess, like bit roles which are used to be silly. 21:42 Speaker 2 But again, they're, they're not going to be being paid the big bucks for those for those roles. 21:47 Speaker 1 I think they'll get paid a lot of money for them, otherwise why would they do them? Because they don't think they do it because they enjoy it. 21:51 Speaker 2 They might have the fucking lucky Bill due or something, I don't fucking know. Hey. But anyway,
The Iron Cubist 22:08 welcome to another episode of Chopped in the queue, I am Jack. 22:11 Speaker 1 I am Mike. Happy New Year. I am Mike. I am Mike. I'm working on my new wrestling now. It's kind of like the. 22:20 Speaker 2 I thought you'd steal my Tysons. 22:22 Speaker 1 The iron sheets, I was going for the I was going for the iron sheet, but last. 22:33 Speaker 2 Race. Because he's dead. Exactly. 22:35 Speaker 1 It's. 22:36 Speaker 2 Fucking good. Yeah, the names. 22:39 Speaker 1 Of the the Iron Brits, would that be the equivalent I. 22:43 Speaker 2 Guess so, yeah. 22:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, the iron, the iron. Q boy is is the race of people that live here. Happy 2025. 22:53 Speaker 2 The Iron Q Best, yeah. 22:55 Speaker 1 First one of the year. It's been it's been a beat. It's been a. 22:58 Speaker 2 The Garden of the Year. 23:00 Speaker 1 Current time or listening I. 23:03 Speaker 2 Mean I'm I'm listening. 23:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, but people might be like when the people are listening to this, whenever it is, could be fucking July. They should know that this is the first one of this year by this year, 2025. If you want a closer time frame to it, Trump takes office in 2 days. 23:22 Speaker 2 It's a little bit strange for me that you are dropping hints instead of actually saying what the date is. 23:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, so instead of saying he takes office on what, the January 25th? 23:34 Speaker 2 For those of you wondering, the TikTok ban is tomorrow. 23:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, but in America, so today it's fine. Tomorrow, not so fine. Yeah, by the time you listen to this, it's been banned. Might have been rebought, who knows? 23:50 Speaker 2 I hope not, if I'm being honest with you, because if it falls into American hands, it will only be ruined. 23:55 Speaker 1 It will be if you'll. I must bise it. It'll be an absolute shit show. 24:00 Speaker 2 Yeah, fault. 24:01 Speaker 1 I'll still have it because I'll still see stuff I like but I know I will like. I got Twitter just before he almost bought and I saw the change immediately. Like the users, everything, the the fan base, the content that I'm get shown, it's all fucking extreme right wing propaganda and it's all those people with all their weird conspiracy theories all over there in the app. 24:25 You still get that TikTok, don't get me wrong, but I don't know, America is such a big marketplace. I'm wondering if, like, TikTok will remain relevant. There's so many, so many people that I enjoy like I follow, you know? 24:38 Speaker 2 Yeah, are the American users. 24:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, I've followed a few of them on YouTube and Instagram just for like, keep them around because I like seeing them. 24:47 Speaker 2 Yeah. Do you know, I have, I've been thinking about getting one of those Instagrams of my own, actually. I'll. 24:53 Speaker 1 Tell you something, just. 24:53 Speaker 2 For the express purpose, I'll follow in some of those people. 24:56 Speaker 1 Well, we will need one anyway for this setup to be fair. Yeah, we'll need an office Instagram account I guess, where we can post clips of the show on, but honestly Reels isn't as good as. 25:09 Speaker 2 Nothing's as good as it. 25:10 Speaker 1 Because the algorithm might. Yeah, man, does it get me like quite fit. 25:16 Speaker 2 This is the Facebook Reels as well. 25:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, they're shit and same with YouTube shots. Well, I will get lost in where I will scroll from, but I won't enjoy any of them. I'll just be doomed. Scrolling for each other like this is a piece of shit. Like I might even sometimes if I see something really good on like YouTube reels or the YouTube Reels or Facebook Reels, I will look for see if I can see it on tip top before I can send it. 25:39 Yeah, If I don't, I'll just send it on the group chart, but I don't, like, open it. It's weird. It takes you to the app, it takes you to the thing. It's a nightmare. Yeah, it's not. When people send me memes in Messenger, they won't send me a screenshot of the meme. They'll send me a link to the page where it's from. 25:55 Speaker 3 What the fuck are you doing? Why? 25:58 Speaker 1 No, they're, they're younger than me. 25:59 Speaker 2 That, that's insane. 26:00 Speaker 1 That's insane. 26:01 Speaker 2 That sounds like all of your friends apart from me. Well, that's. 26:07 Speaker 1 Literally no. I'll get like. 26:09 Speaker 2 60s and 70s. 26:10 Speaker 1 Someone will send me like a meme and on Facebook I think you can just copy copy it and just like choose to send it in messenger which is easy. 26:19 Speaker 2 Yeah, there's a a share button. 26:20 Speaker 1 Yeah. So I think what they do, they just share it straight to Messenger, but it takes you to that page and you have to open it and then you see it. Ridiculous. 26:27 Speaker 2 Ridiculous. 26:28 Speaker 1 It's more steps and it might back up my phone. I'd rather download the image and send it to someone and that's embarrassing. 26:34 Speaker 2 Anytime that I send something to you or to the group chart, I always screenshot and then crop it so it's nice, so it fits nice in in your phone screen. 26:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, I do the exact same thing because why? Why would you not? If I have to open a link to a page, I'm like, I'm embarrassed for you, why would you send me that? I'm annoyed that a page has to load up and do something where you just send a nice little crop picture. 27:00 Shaggy doesn't fucking crop, does it? 27:02 Speaker 2 No, the fucking asshole. 27:04 Speaker 1 Meander. 27:04 Speaker 3 Or crop. 27:07 Speaker 1 Your content, I always, I said I send the group chat shit from Twitter all the time. Shit, you know, most things and whatnot. I'll always crop them all nice for you guys. 27:15 Speaker 2 Yeah. 27:16 Speaker 1 I'm not sending you a direct link to the actual Twitter page that you have to open. Which he does. We Reddit sometimes. 27:22 Speaker 2 Hello. He does. Hello. 27:24 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'll screenshot something from Reddit, crop it, whatever. Nice. I don't need to be involved in the thread that you've sent me because then I'll just get that for ages on my Reddit. 27:35 Speaker 2 Yeah, once your profile has opened this thing. 27:38 Speaker 1 You start getting it pushed your way. Yeah. And Shaggy sends those I. 27:42 Speaker 2 Don't like as well. Opens up a new window in in my phone. 27:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't. 27:47 Speaker 2 Like that either. 27:49 Speaker 1 And also I've noticed now if I'm following a user from TikTok and I go, you know, they can have their links and Instagram or YouTube, whatever, follow me here. You click on that, it will open, but it'll ask you to sign in because it opens it and it's like its own weird external browser. 28:05 And then you Click to open it in your own browser. It's like, no, I can't do that action, mate. Yeah, really weird. So then I have to actually remember that weird fucking username and then actually search for them, actually type it out, which is annoying. Yeah. Yeah. I do think it's very, very ironic that is it irony that a lot of Americans are going to this Chinese app called Red now?
Not a political podcast 28:26 Speaker 2 Less. It's less irony a small. 28:31 Speaker 1 Shove it in the face. 28:32 Speaker 2 Political retribution. 28:35 Speaker 1 I guess. 28:36 Speaker 2 Like, yeah, I think because I get a lot of my news about America through TikTok as well, Yeah, Which, no, I won't be able to. 28:45 Speaker 1 You have to follow those YouTube videos that I follow. Yeah, Internet Today sub to that. 28:51 Speaker 2 I was I was watching this video, this woman sort of talking about the bill that that is ban TikTok and all these bills in America. It isn't just one thing that they won't put a load of other shame with it as well. So it's like, oh, which I think is. 29:07 Speaker 1 Disingenuous. 29:08 Speaker 2 Yeah, it's just, it's, it's a really shitty thing to do because like, say, say if you were a politic, A congressman, say if you were a congressman, right? And you're like, right, I really agree with this thing. 29:21 Speaker 1 I don't agree with this I. 29:22 Speaker 2 Don't agree with anything but. 29:23 Speaker 1 It's in the same bill, but. 29:24 Speaker 2 For me to have this thing which I think is pivotal to American life, I don't have to sell my soul and agree with all this other shit which I think is detrimental to everything else. Yeah, that I believe. 29:34 Speaker 1 In that is how it works. 29:36 Speaker 2 Which is insane. It's. 29:38 Speaker 1 Not just one thing. So it's like the TikTok ban was hidden, the bill hidden, but it was involved with a bunch of other shit. All right? Do you want healthcare? Do you want this? Do you want that? Also ban TikTok? 29:50 Speaker 2 I'll tell you what all of it was. 29:52 Speaker 1 Go on. 29:53 Speaker 2 It was under the guise of humanitarian aid, right? That was the one. So they're sending a few. I think it's like $14 billion are being sent to the Ukraine in the form of weapons. Yeah, because when they say we're sending $14 billion of this, it's not money, it's goods. 30:10 And the goods is weapons. It's guns, tanks. 30:14 Speaker 1 Military. 30:15 Speaker 2 Aid. Yeah, right. They also sent it to Taiwan. They got about $8 billion worth of shit. Same as shit. I can't. I can't remember what the third country was, but they got another like $8 billion worth of shit as well, right? 30:29 Speaker 1 I said Taiwan's really fucking weird, but I won't bring it up again. 30:34 Speaker 2 What's it? Why Taiwan? 30:40 Speaker 1 Taiwan say like when you've been pissed when you've been pissed for too long. Time one off mate. 30:53 Speaker 2 I don't. 30:55 Speaker 1 Want to be self-conscious about it or anything? 30:56 Speaker 2 No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just incredible. Is it? Is it hot in here now? I'm sweating all of. 31:04 Speaker 1 Us. I'm getting embarrassed for you. I'm getting warm. 31:08 Speaker 2 Oh my God, they sent sent a lot of stuff to Israel. 31:12 Speaker 1 Who? Real Israel. 31:13 Speaker 2 Yeah, they sent $100 million worth of aid, 100 million, not billion, $100 million worth of aid to the Gaza Strip. They're giving all this fucking money to Israel, which is, I don't want to sound too political, but they are the bad guys. 31:33 I. 31:33 Speaker 1 Think so? I don't like to get into politics because I don't know which side I should be written for on the earth anymore. 31:39 Speaker 2 I'm pretty sure it's yeah, Palestine, which is the good guys. This is a whole. 31:45 Speaker 1 We're not a political podcast. 31:47 Speaker 2 No, but do not believe Turkish lies. 31:50 Speaker 1 It's the world we live in. 31:52 Speaker 2 The Armenian people have suffered long enough. 31:56 Speaker 1 They have they generally, yeah, I. 31:58 Speaker 2 Know they are Turkish lies, that's what it is.
KFT 32:02 Speaker 1 Buy chicken. 32:06 Speaker 2 My God said. 32:08 Speaker 1 Big Chicken having to go at Turkey spreading these lies. It's all the Colonel's doing to sell more chicken. We are. Imagine KFT Kentucky Fried Turkey. 32:25 Why has no one done that? It's. 32:28 Speaker 2 Disgusting. 32:29 Speaker 1 Hey, got some dry ass fucking food. Oh my God, got a fucking boneless banquet. A fucking Turkey. Turkey is so dry. That's why we don't have it at Christmas. 32:45 We just have chicken. I don't want my mom cooked chicken anywhere. I don't like Turkey shit, I don't mind it. 32:52 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't mind it either. 32:53 Speaker 1 The worst thing is about people who really like Turkey. One, if you really like it, why you're only having it one day at the fucking year. People who really like it. If you say Turkey's right now, you've just had it cooked right. Fuck off, everyone says how. 33:06 Speaker 2 Else do you cook it? What does that mean? 33:08 Speaker 1 Whereas moist, I guess crooked moisture baste it. You got to constantly baste the Turkey. 33:14 Speaker 2 Yeah, that is true. 33:15 Speaker 1 You always get those like chefs and. 33:17 Speaker 2 Collecting it all the time. 33:18 Speaker 1 Spit on it. 33:22 Speaker 2 I mean, if that's what you're into, yeah. You know what? I. 33:25 Speaker 1 Mean right if the Colonel sells Kentucky Fried Chicken right? What level of military, government or or status is selling Kentucky Fried Turkey? Right, The Colonel sells Kentucky Fried Chicken. What is selling KFT? 33:44 Speaker 2 What's Let me think. 33:45 Speaker 1 What's a really silly position in the army? 33:48 Speaker 2 What's bad but also has a high rank because I'm thinking grand dragon. 33:57 Speaker 1 Fuck Jesus Christ. 34:00 Speaker 2 Sounds like you agree with me though. It sounds like you're in agreement. 34:05 Speaker 1 What of America might soon have Grand Dragons in their army? Answer to him over though. The Grand, The Grand Wizard. Fuck cadet. No Admiral. The Admiral. 34:21 Speaker 2 Oh, I think I see what you're thinking is. Yeah. So the the the Army has Kentucky Fried Chicken, The Navy has turkeys. 34:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, somewhat like. Yeah, it's like a different branch, wasn't it? 34:34 Speaker 2 Yeah. 34:35 Speaker 1 Officer. Just the mascot, just being an officer. That's the monopoly guy. Not the monopoly guy, but the the guy who tells you not, do not pass go that that that police officer with his little finger. 34:52 Speaker 2 Yeah. 34:53 Speaker 1 This visual guide is not London anybody I. 35:00 Speaker 2 Knew it as soon as I did it. 35:02 Speaker 1 I joined in as well thinking, oh, they're not going to be able to see him do it. They'll hear me do it though. They. 35:09 Speaker 2 Might see me. 35:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, that, that'll be the to me. That's the logo for a Kentucky Fried Turkey. If you want a visual representation, look up the go to jail guy. Yeah, from Monopoly, the go to. Yeah, just the logo. 35:26 Speaker 2 The police officer in the monopoly. 35:27 Speaker 1 It's not even called police officer, it's called the go to jail guy. Makes it sound really ratchet. 35:33 Speaker 2 Mr. Go to jail. 35:35 Speaker 1 I wonder what other meat you could Kentucky fry? Kentucky Fried Pig. 35:40 Speaker 2 Anything you could. If it's like if it'll fit in the fire, then you can. 35:45 Speaker 1 Bought. 35:46 Speaker 2 Surely deep. 35:47 Speaker 1 Frying chicken in a different state, Why is that? Why is it specific with Kentucky? Is that done in a different way or is it just that that's where the first? Yeah. I mean, is it just that's where the first KFC started and then it branched out and we picked out the name? Yeah, yeah. 36:02 So it's just deep fried chicken. Any real? 36:04 Speaker 2 Yeah, so there's any state, any part of any state has the whole sort of recipe, I suppose, don't they? My. 36:12 Speaker 1 Favorite, like you'll get this in any take away in this country, but you get a take away box and it'll say MFC on it. Actually, I don't know what the M stands for, but I don't know the I know the C stands for. I know the F&C stands for fried chicken. 36:25 Speaker 3 Oh. 36:28 Speaker 2 Now I get but. 36:29 Speaker 1 I always think, I always see those boxes. I just think motherfucking chicken. But it's not like it's a brand to any specific take away. Yeah, it's like those same pizza boxes that you get from like any, you know, they all get it from the same place, but you fry chicken always come in a box that says MFC, unless they're like, you know, a bit higher up. 36:48 Speaker 2 It depends on the fast food place though. Really need to like MFC. 36:53 Speaker 1 Stands for? What do you reckon the M stands for? What if it does? Stands for motherfucking chicken. 36:57 Speaker 2 I don't think it does. It's usually like a place in it. 37:00 Speaker 1 Manchester fried chicken. Yeah, maybe born. 37:04 Speaker 2 But there's a there's an AFC that's not so far from us, which is just American fried chicken. I don't know specifically what blend of herbs and spices.
Abbreviations 37:17 Speaker 1 There's what's come up with that MFC Chickens the musical artist. 37:22 Speaker 2 Called MFC Chicken. 37:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, and they've literally called MFC chicken. So something fried chicken. Chicken. 37:32 Speaker 2 Yeah, people have a tendency of abbreviating and then also just having the words in there as well. 37:37 Speaker 1 The only thing I know about that, Oh my God, this one's called Music for Chicken. 37:41 Speaker 2 Maybe that's what it stands for. Music for chicken. 37:44 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, OK, that makes sense. I thought I was just the name of their album, because another album's called Fast Food and Broken Hearts. That's what we're doing after this. We're listening to the game. We're listening to some MSC. 38:00 No, the only thing I can think of whether you abbreviate things and then just say the word after it is DC Comics. 38:06 Speaker 2 Pin number. Everyone says pin number. The N in pin is number. 38:11 Speaker 1 Who you say pin? What's the What's the 1st 2 letters stand for? 38:14 Speaker 2 Personal identification. Sometimes when like you read in like terms and conditions, Yeah say don't forget to enter your personal pin number. 38:24 Speaker 1 Oh, don't like? 38:25 Speaker 2 That no, I don't like it. 38:26 Speaker 1 No, yeah, you do get PIN number a lot, don't you? I didn't even think about that one. Yeah, I think that's just because that's one of the abbreviations that have been lost in time. And then the abbreviations turn into a word, and then you just say, and don't forget to enter your PIN, personal identification number. But no. 38:41 Yeah, DC Comics. That's the one that always irks me because everybody knows DC stands for Detective Comics. So why is it called DC Comics? Even they themselves do that. They'll have DC and then comics under it. Why you called officially? Why you called Detective Comics? 38:58 Comics. Stop it. That's one Marvel looked at. Should we call ourselves MC? No, because everyone calls MC Comics. Oh it's a weak ass fucking burp.
W.A.B. 39:10 Speaker 2 There was an eye in them at all. 39:12 Speaker 1 No eye or anything. What's going on? God, I'm blaming my recent injuries. I think my life. 39:21 Speaker 2 So your knee being hurt is like. 39:24 Speaker 1 My chest hurts a lot like all this side of my chest like last side of my chest fully hurts like I'm like my lungs when I breathe out. So I'm blaming them I. 39:33 Speaker 2 Wish I didn't have the gate otherwise I'd be able to burp bubbly. 39:38 Speaker 1 Because I smacked my tooth. I'm like they asked for. 39:42 Speaker 2 You know what I was saying to you last night? Like, oh, I have my knee as well. 39:47 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, just by moving around and whatnot. 39:50 Speaker 2 By being asleep. 39:51 Speaker 1 Yeah. 39:52 Speaker 2 My knee decided it wasn't having it. 39:54 Speaker 1 Welcome to 30s. 39:56 Speaker 2 Today is the first day that it doesn't hurt me nice and it it started on Tuesday night. 40:04 Speaker 1 I sometimes get the same thing, but in always in this arm on this shoulder all down here. I'll sleep funny on it for one night. My arm will hurt for a month. Remember when shag you couldn't move his arm up and down because of whatever reason, because he was jerking it to us. 40:23 It was like that. It was like where he couldn't lift up a cup and I'm the same like if I don't actively like ladder my arm in DP, it just I just can't function with it. It's. 40:32 Speaker 2 Ridiculous, isn't it? 40:33 Speaker 1 It is. That's what that meant. I'm just looking through some of my notes of what we could talk to to talk. 40:40 Speaker 2 About someone else here, I.
Fire Lord Spencer wages war through occupation and acquisition 40:42 Speaker 1 Guess I got this one here. I don't know if you put a hard segue going into it cuz I'm just trying to get through these notes. Well, we've been having a pretty flowy conversation to be fair. That's just nicely flown into one. 40:55 Speaker 2 Thing. Yeah, yeah. 40:56 Speaker 1 But I've got something might be interesting. The Four Nations from Avatar. Speaking of Avatar, I'm going off tangent, they've announced. 41:06 Speaker 2 Hardcore and then Floyd. 41:08 Speaker 1 Hardcore fall back into normal conversation. Ignore the notes. They've show pictures of the new Avatar film, you know, Ash and Fire or whatever it's fucking called. 41:16 Speaker 3 Yeah. 41:17 Speaker 1 I didn't see the last one. I saw the first one. I think this is the third one. I think they're gonna release the uh, Navi or the Earth. Do you know how like this the water ones in the last one? I guess the first film was Earth Ones. 41:31 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 41:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, so they've got Earth Ones and Fire Ones in this and they've literally just said the actual synopsis is there are nomads and they travel on flying airships and they live on flying flying islands. It's called Avatar and the Fire Nation are going to attack. 41:48 I guess that obviously the fire is going to be the bad guys because they're always the bad guys. But don't call your show Avatar. Then get pissed off at the animated show Avatar or the live action film Avatar for having the name Avatar, which is the reason why The Last Airbender is called The Last Airbender. 42:08 And Avatar's not in the title. Because he was like, don't do that. My name's fucking James Cameron, and I'm better than you. M Night Shyamalan. He is subjectively and objectively he is. Because I'm not shoveling shit. 42:23 Yeah, Yeah. I saw some clips of trap the other day. This Taj critic did a video on trap. And from what I've heard of from a lot of people, it's like, yeah, it's a bit shit, whatever. But Josh Hatner, it's really good in it. All the clips that he showed, I'm Josh on this fucking shot, and I don't know what people are watching. 42:40 He cannot act. He's doing the MX Shyamalan, Mark Wahlberg. What? No, you know, sort of. I think it's just that much. Shyamalan's director. I don't know if he can direct people, but yeah, he's like, no, you can't call your film Avatar, because I've got films called Avatar coming out and I'm better. 42:59 So you have to listen to me. I just think it's a bit dicky to call your show to call your film series Avatar, base it on Four Nations of like fire, earth, water, people and her people and have their nomads been rare in the last ones and just even having them as nomads. 43:19 You don't need to call them nomads. Stop it. Original idea, Jimmy Cameron. Anyway, what would you have? Because you've seen that thing from back in the day in E3 where it's Sega, PlayStation, Xbox, and Nintendo all got the four banners. 43:37 All back in the day, there was Four Nations. They all lived in harmony. What would you equate to the actual Four Nations? Like who would be fire, who would be earth, who would be water, and who would be gas? What did I say? Earth, fire, water? 43:57 Why can't Why am I black race? 44:00 Speaker 3 I I think. 44:01 Speaker 2 What are the Four Nations? Yeah. 44:04 Speaker 1 I just said earth, fire, water. You, you started with water, you said. 44:08 Speaker 2 Water, fire, earth. I still only got 3 right. Uh, fire. 44:12 Speaker 1 Water. Earth. Earth. 44:16 Speaker 2 I got confused. 44:16 Speaker 1 Machine Earth and Earth only because this sounds so similar. I in my in my thinking, I thought I when I said Earth, I also heard earth in my head. Earth and Earth. Yeah, Earth, Firewater, Guam, I think the easiest one, right? 44:33 Speaker 2 To assign is Sega to air because they're not making consoles anymore. They've disappeared. They're still making games, They're still doing stuff. Yeah, but they don't have a physical thing to actually. Yeah, there isn't a presence. 44:50 Speaker 1 Within the. 44:51 Speaker 2 Market console wise, yeah, I'll go with that. That makes sense. 44:55 Speaker 1 Fire nations. Microsoft, obviously. 44:57 Speaker 2 Again, obviously. 44:59 Speaker 1 Makes sense, obviously. 45:00 Speaker 2 Because they are. 45:00 Speaker 1 Tyrannical, right? 45:03 Speaker 2 All all consuming. 45:05 Speaker 3 I'll buy. 45:05 Speaker 1 You. I'll buy you. I'll buy you. And I expect you to all play ball. If I don't like you, get rid of you. Dead. Yeah. Microsoft's easily the Fire Nation. Yeah, easily. So what the fuck are we gonna do there? These are the two nations. 45:18 Speaker 2 Nintendo being either. 45:20 Speaker 1 Earth or water or PlayStation being Earth or water, I would say in my head I was just going to go Sega's water because it's blue, but you had a better argument with the fact that. 45:37 Speaker 2 Which? Which one of the nations is green exactly? 45:42 Speaker 1 I would say Nintendo would be Water Tribe because everybody likes them. The Water Tribe are fine. They're not against anyone. They're not the villains, they're not the bad guys. They're just doing their own thing at the either ends of the pole. 45:59 They're just chilling, doing their own thing. They'll get involved in a bit, but people like them, nobody hates them, right? Whereas Earth Nation is sort of like, yeah, I know you've got your North and South Pole capitals, but they're still like tucked away in the corners. It's not that Nintendo tucked away in the corners. But like I say, they're not harming anyone, are they? 46:16 They do. They're doing their own thing. Whereas Earth Nation sort of big unload and it's the like a big, massive fucking capital with a lot of fucking moving parts going on in it. And it is quite popular. I think it has more population density than it would with the water nation. 46:32 Yeah, and obviously fire. 46:35 Speaker 2 Nation's got the most. 46:35 Speaker 1 Popular well density but they just buy everything and take over because they are in Group changing. Also they clear Microsoft are occupying. 46:46 Speaker 2 They have an occupying force. They clear with the villains of the whole. 46:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, and. 46:53 Speaker 2 It's quite sad in a way because. 46:54 Speaker 1 They were the villains, but I feel like just giving up and like, you know what? I have Halo on your Nintendo Switch to. I have Halo on your PlayStation. We don't. No one. No one's buying us anymore. Just have them. We fucked it up. Game Pass was a mistake. 47:10 We spent so much money. We have. 47:13 Speaker 2 Not recuperated, it's. 47:17 Speaker 1 Actually. 47:17 Speaker 2 Fucking it came up. It came up with Game Pass. 47:21 Speaker 1 But do you understand the the the public love it? Yeah, they love it. But the developers aren't making any money because we have to pay the developers a lump sum fee to cover the cost of the games that they would have sold. It's literally only good for smaller dev teams. But you put a AAA game, you put a a new Fallout, a new Indiana Jones, your new whatever Elder Scrolls game, Yeah, of course it's not going to sell well. 47:47 Of course they're going to put the games on other consoles. No one's buying them. You put Halo on PlayStation. I'm sure a lot of people will buy Halo on PlayStation, say if it's on the new Switch. Yeah, because people will just buy it. And then that's just free money, really. Yeah. Because it's like it's not going to cost them anything, but put it on a PlayStation disc or put it on their store. 48:06 You know, there might be a server thing that you've got to update or something. But other than that, change the UI around to fit the controllers and jobs are good and free money. Piece of piss free money, yeah. 48:20 Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm not expecting it to be on like PlayStation Plus or. 48:22 Speaker 1 Anything but, you know, so funny if it was Oh no, because that would make. 48:26 Speaker 2 Absolutely no sense. 48:27 Speaker 1 It's like if Indiana Jones launched and it was on PlayStation Plus. Like there's games that come out day one on PlayStation Plus on PlayStation, but they're like little indie games, games that you'd want to try out. And I'm sure that's good for the developers. I've had a few games free on Plus. 48:42 Plucky Squat was free on Plus. I think it was. That was like a day one thing. I'm like, yeah, cool. I don't think I would have bought it, but I'm glad I played it. But that probably suits that developer team really well because they probably would have got more money from Sony than sales bought, you know what I mean? Yeah, but like you. 48:58 Speaker 2 Think you put Call of Duty on game? 48:59 Speaker 1 Pass. I'm pretty sure more people played it on Game Pass than they did anywhere else. Yeah, but I'm sure Activision made a lot less money this time, right, You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. Because why would you? 49:10 Speaker 2 Like. 49:11 Speaker 1 Everyone who played that game on Xbox no longer paid £70 for it, but it's still somehow managed to sell more on PlayStation because makes sense. It has a bigger infrastructure. I'd say that works as did you agree with the PlayStation being Earth instead of being water? 49:26 Yeah, strong, steady. 49:29 Speaker 2 They've been going for a while and they're probably not going to have a do you know what I mean? There's some strength in. So they're much like the Earth Kingdom. There is no wall embossing. Say, don't mention our fumbles. 49:44 Speaker 3 PlayStation 3 never cost £500. Leave it. 49:48 Speaker 1 Are you chatting just? 49:51 Speaker 3 Just don't bring. 49:52 Speaker 2 It up, that's all it is. You could argue it was a. 49:55 Speaker 1 Rocky start for that generation, I hope the audience. 50:00 Speaker 3 Heard the air quotes? 50:02 Speaker 1 There is no. 50:05 Speaker 2 There is no war. 50:06 Speaker 3 Embarrassing, say. 50:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, and I think Nintendo's a lot of. 50:10 Speaker 2 Trouble. Yeah, I think you like, you know, they've cool, fluid, very family oriented. Yeah, that is true. You know what I mean? Does the wrong thing? Doesn't. 50:19 Speaker 1 Really get involved with the bigger wars that are going on just now. I'm doing the wrong thing. But yeah, Sega being the tribe sense as well because they are like a dying one, but they still exist, still around. Yeah, kicking it, releasing the odd. 50:36 The Yakuza and Sonic games are keeping them going. Yeah, yeah. Do they? No. 50:41 Speaker 2 They don't do persona as well do. 50:42 Speaker 1 They no, no, no Atlas Atlas yeah, I didn't know if they were owned by Sega, but I don't think so. I don't know if if they have a pervy company too and I've. 50:51 Speaker 2 Never actually looked into it but or if Atlas is its own thing.
Malcolm in the Middle 50:56 Speaker 1 I've got another note here, just wanted you to talk about Malcolm in the Middle for a bit because you watched that a date aside from season 3. 51:05 Speaker 2 Because season 1 isn't too terrible. 51:07 Speaker 1 Or you'd seen them? No, no, I've just seen them more than the other ones. 51:10 Speaker 2 I've not, I've not watched it in years. Do you know what I mean? But I think that what I was thinking at the time was like, if I start from the beginning, like because it's small, especially season 1, it's small introductory to characters in a. Did you watch it because of the announcement? 51:26 Speaker 1 Of they're doing a four episode revival, not specifically it did help or. 51:31 Speaker 2 Not not specifically for that. It was more than I love it and I have been meaningful. I would get back into. I have. 51:38 Speaker 1 Been meaning to rewatch it because I know growing up with it I never finished it. I think at some point I just grew out of it. You know what? You do that thing like when you're like a teenager or a kid, you get to that certain point where you love a show, like a cartoon show or something, like SpongeBob or something. You grow up, You're like, now that's for babies. 51:54 But then you get into like your 20s and you're like, absolutely no, that's actually really pretty fucking cool. I'm going to go back and watch it. It's still really funny, like, now. Yeah, I can imagine. 52:02 Speaker 2 It is. Do you have like a different? 52:04 Speaker 1 Respect for like the parent characters Or is the mum still a bitch? Or do you feel sorry for her? Or is she trying her best? Yeah, I mean, does Hal become the main? 52:14 Speaker 2 Character. 52:15 Speaker 1 As it goes on because of how popular he. 52:18 Speaker 3 Was in Breaking Bad. 52:19 Speaker 1 Even though I know Breaking Bad wasn't around at the same time, Oh no, no, no, it wasn't right at the same time at all. It was. 52:24 Speaker 2 Like this years, yeah, between like the the show sort of pivot towards more. 52:29 Speaker 1 Hal and his antics and his episodes rather than focusing on Malcolm. That's just what I heard. I mean, yeah, like after like the first season. 52:37 Speaker 2 Maybe do you know what I mean? But because again, season 1 was more character establishment saying establishment, it still does like the whole story arc and yeah, all that, but there's no attachment to any singular character yet within within the first season of anything. 52:54 You know what I mean? Once season 2 come around, everyone started getting the whole feel. Do you know what I mean? Like if you might have a like this you might have a recentric episode. 53:05 Speaker 1 I'm just put that in. My heart was race. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 53:09 Speaker 2 Yes. What was his? What was his military brother called was? 53:12 Speaker 1 That the one called race he used to join the military in like ohh. 53:15 Speaker 2 Season 6, who was the original one who was often military? 53:18 Speaker 1 School. Francis. Francis, that's the one. 53:22 Speaker 2 Yeah. 53:22 Speaker 1 Like do this each of the family. 53:25 Speaker 2 Members they've all got like the one sob story within each episode. Do you know what I mean? Like, I don't, I don't think it's ever only been about Malcolm and this is for him waking up to go into bed because like it was pegged as a. 53:38 Speaker 1 Series like Malcolm was a child genius and he lived with a a poor family or something like that. I was, and it's what did this poor family do to nurture this child's genius. I imagine I I'm probably completely wrong enough based on this, but I imagine it was like the prototype to the Young Sheldon. 53:54 Oh my God. 53:56 Speaker 3 Is it not? Is it not just Young Sheldon? 53:59 Speaker 1 Absolutely not, but I feel like Malcolm's genius, even though that was the premise for the show from what I remember that faded away quite quick and he just was just a normal kid who was an idiot or was he smart or no? He's a genius from start to finish. 54:15 Speaker 2 At the series, do we end up being a genius as well? Did he get that? 54:18 Speaker 1 Genius and all the children. 54:22 Speaker 2 Have some sort of special quirk to them, Even Reece, Yeah. 54:27 Speaker 1 When does he discover that recent like season 3 is? 54:31 Speaker 2 When he realised what what he was actually really fucking good at. What is he good at? Bullying. Yeah. No, he is a phenomenal cook. Like just. Oh yeah, I think I briefly remember that just. 54:44 Speaker 1 Naturally fucking incredible at cooking. 54:46 Speaker 2 Thinking about the show, I don't think I could rewatch it. 54:49 Speaker 1 Because I don't think I could get through those scenes with that little kid in that wheelchair. You know the one, Stevie. Stevie, do you think it's always out of breath? I just, I just don't have the time. 54:58 Speaker 3 And the patience my. 54:59 Speaker 1 I live in a a facet. The world's changed. I need everything now and quick. 55:06 Speaker 3 I will say if you if you do like alcohol, I. 55:08 Speaker 1 Employ you to check out a show. I don't know if I've mentioned it to you before or if you've even seen it, but it's called Raising Hope. I know of it, never watched.
The RCU 55:16 Speaker 2 It though it's by the same guy who created. 55:19 Speaker 1 My name is Earl, sitting in the same world loosely. What earth no like? 55:26 Speaker 2 You know, like not. 55:27 Speaker 1 Earth. 55:29 Speaker 2 No, that's like. 55:29 Speaker 3 Saying like fucking Coronation Street takes. 55:31 Speaker 1 Place in the same world as Markham in the middle or whatever and how that's possible. 55:36 Speaker 2 Though, isn't it? Yeah, but one's absolutely batshit insane and. 55:39 Speaker 1 Crazy shit happens and one's just what's going on in cobbles. I would honestly argue that. 55:45 Speaker 2 That might be the other way around. What? 55:50 Speaker 3 Macro. 55:50 Speaker 1 In the middle set on the cobbles and the other ones match. Insane. 55:55 Speaker 3 One of them is fucking. 55:57 Speaker 2 Ridiculous where something insane happens every week. Yeah, and the other one is set in middle America. Fair enough. 56:05 Speaker 3 But. 56:06 Speaker 1 OK, whatever. For all intense purposes, everything set on planet Earth. Like every every biopic film set in the same fucking universe, it's all the same connected. It's the biopic CU the BCU. 56:24 Speaker 3 The RCU is what I'd call it the. 56:26 Speaker 2 RLCU the reality cinematic universe. I just want it, isn't it? I love that scene in. 56:35 Speaker 1 Bob Dylan? Well, I don't know. Was Elvis arriving? Bob Dylan's time for a bit? Yeah, I think so, Yeah. What about beating Bob Dylan? Where Elvis comes in at the end? Because we're thinking together. We're thinking of putting A-Team together. Jackson wants like the shadows at the end of Elton John. 56:53 I don't know. I can't wait for you. 56:54 Speaker 3 To do an. 56:54 Speaker 1 Impression of Michael. 56:55 Speaker 2 Jackson now he hates his motherfucker. 57:02 Speaker 3 Jackson, Yeah. 57:03 Speaker 2 Obviously he's. 57:04 Speaker 1 Got an eye patch and everything anyway, so Raising Hope is set in the same as continuity as My Name is Earl. Some characters crossover like they're not that far from Camden County where it's that it's another made-up like middle America saw a place and it's got that weird time setting thing. 57:25 Like I think I'm think you did it really well, but you watch My Name is Earl, you're like, is it set in modern times? Because Earl and the people that are surrounded by Earl, they don't really have technology. You know, they see a laptop, they think it's weird, you know, they don't know how it works. They think it's like a, a palm box. 57:41 And like, he goes to buy a book on tape and they go, oh, no, he goes to buy a book and he goes, oh, we got books on tape now. And he's like, oh, sticky tape, you know, whatever. And then the general aesthetics is a very 70s vibe. I don't know, like visually. Same with Raising Hope. 57:57 It's a family. It's, it's just a family and then some kid, young lad is about 1819, he has sex with someone who's on death row. She gets pregnant and then he's got the baby after she's died. So it's a family sort of similar to I, I'd say poorer like a class down than what Malcolm in the Middle's family is. 58:17 But yeah, think about Earl and his family and Joy and all that stuff, that sort of situation. But them all coming together to raise this child, you know, called hope, raising Hope. And it is one of the most charming and nicest shows I've ever seen. 58:33 Like it does make me well up with some episodes because it's so fucking sweet. But it is also fucking funny because it's people who don't have a fuck of what they're doing. Like one of my favorite things in the pilot episode, the main character is he's got a baby, he's in a trolley, whatnot is like, I've never done this before. 58:50 There's two little baby formulas here. Do I get the one with the Chinese baby or do I get the one with the black baby on the bottle? I really don't know what I'm doing. Does it matter? And then obviously the persons like this guy's a fucking idiot, whatever. And I just think that shit's funny because it's just a guy. He's generally trying, but he's just asking the dumbest questions. 59:07 But he's a sweet guy. I fucking love raising Hope. It's great. Also, you get some Earl Easter eggs and they're like what happened after all, finished his list and whatnot. You know, you, you, they'll be they'll be waiting outside a cinema. They'll be My Name is Earl, the movie being made or the Earl Hickey Institute for the Blind, though it's just like stuff that he probably did. 59:26 You know, Jason Lee's in a few episodes, but not as oh, it's just as a different character. But all the characters from my name is oh, cast. I should say the actors are in the show. So like thing is a recurring character. The guy plays Randy, same with Joy. 59:44 She's a recurring character in the show as well. I think the only character that is a crossover character is part of the daytime hooker. She's in both shows as the same character. But no, it's underrated. Not a lot of people have seen it, but I Love Lucy it's. 59:59 Speaker 2 On Disney Plus. I know.
The ice cream tastes fishy 1:00:01 Speaker 1 Speaking of on Disney Plus anyway, you know it was dead icy the other week. 1:00:10 Speaker 3 Yeah, fun story some. 1:00:12 Speaker 1 Of that happened the other week, yeah it was really fucking icy for like 2 weeks on so I was cycling home at night one time. You never think about this because you never think it would have happened. Why would it ever happen? You know, but I was stuck behind a gritter while I was on my bike. 1:00:30 I got pelted. 1:00:33 Speaker 3 With salty sand. 1:00:36 Speaker 1 Essentially, for about two or three minutes, because gritters don't go fast. They're going to make sure they get full coverage, but it fires it. I'm still behind a fucking gritter. I'll tell you what grit tastes like Fisher tastes fishing. 1:00:52 It's weird so. 1:00:56 Speaker 2 It'd be all the salty sun, I suppose. I guess it would be. 1:01:01 Speaker 1 So funny you. 1:01:02 Speaker 3 Couldn't have liked taking a side street or. 1:01:03 Speaker 2 Something you just had to stay behind this. 1:01:06 Speaker 1 Grill, I was going. 1:01:07 Speaker 2 Down the main road, there's nowhere else. 1:01:09 Speaker 1 To turn literally, I was just. 1:01:12 Speaker 3 Struck on it. There's nowhere I. 1:01:14 Speaker 1 I couldn't go anywhere. It was just bad. I'd say it's about 2-3 minutes. It's probably a lot less than that, but still. You got a call in a sitcom city? 1:01:23 Speaker 2 Yeah, on that scape that's. 1:01:25 Speaker 3 Good. It's awful. Speaking of which, about why I've been psyched something. 1:01:29 Speaker 1 I've noticed it's been like recently and again twice psyched home. Coincidentally enough the same Rd. the gritter was on. I didn't get attacked by anything but I saw an ice cream van. What's he doing? And I thought, oh, it's just selling ice cream, driving around. 1:01:46 Speaker 2 And shit, you might not be selling ice. 1:01:48 Speaker 1 Cream And then even though I had my headphones on, I could hear the ice cream chimes going. So we clearly went down a little side street parked open so an ice cream and it was a cold night. It was like one of those -1 nights or something. I didn't think they bothered coming out at this time of year, right? 1:02:06 I don't know. Why would you? 1:02:08 Speaker 2 Like what's the? 1:02:09 Speaker 1 Market for running out and buying ice cream at like 5:00 on -1 on a Thursday? On a Thursday. 1:02:18 Speaker 3 No less. 1:02:19 Speaker 2 Yeah, school in the morning. No, you. 1:02:21 Speaker 1 Can't have ice cream, it's cold.
Loser takes 1:02:26 Speaker 3 So right, I was watching. 1:02:28 Speaker 1 Skeleton crew the other day, the other day. I've been watching it since it's been on a herd of skeleton crew. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's essentially. 1:02:37 Speaker 2 Star Wars. 1:02:38 Speaker 1 Obviously it's Star Wars. It's not essentially Star Wars. It is Star Wars, but it's essentially Goonies or Stranger Things. But it's more Goonies than anything else. You know, the whole kids on bike genre with flashlights, essentially just that. 1:02:54 But Star Wars. It's cool. I really like it. Anyway, knowing my absolute idiot boss loves Star Wars, I said to him, have you seen Skeleton crew? Like, no, no, I've not watched it. I won't watch it. Why? 1:03:10 After what? After what Disney have done to Star Wars, I won't. No, I'm not. I'm not about that anymore. It's just not right what they're doing. I went, what do you mean? Elaborate on that, please. I was like, no, if you'd have kids yourself, you'd understand. I mean, what do you actually mean though? 1:03:27 Like what they did? MMM. 1:03:32 Speaker 2 I'm going to stand here and rehash things other people have said exactly that not. 1:03:39 Speaker 1 Understanding anything. 1:03:41 Speaker 2 That's coming out of my own mouth. Exactly that. So I was like, is this about the? 1:03:44 Speaker 1 Acolyte Because you didn't like the Acolyte when? Yeah, I just don't like what they did with the characters. They don't like what they did with the law. I don't know. I'm like 1. How much of A Star Wars fan are you? Like, have you just seen the films or have you read the books, the comics, the TV shows or anything? If you just watch the main films, whatever, it's like, well, I've seen the films then. 1:04:00 Did you watch any of Acolyte? No, after what I heard about it online. So you. 1:04:05 Speaker 3 Can't fucking say a God damn. 1:04:07 Speaker 1 Thing then, which annoys me about that because people are the main thing people are angry about in the Acolyte is there's two women in it that happened to be gay, I guess, and they create twins from the force, right, So they say, but if you watch the show, you know that these twins didn't come from the force and they weren't purely created. 1:04:31 We'll never get to that because that seems like something that they left open for another season, but I don't think that's coming. It was clear that, you know, so things get set up and you can tell there's more a player like, oh, yeah, these twins, they were created within the Force. 1:04:46 And then you'd look to like one of the other mothers of the twins and she'd have a look on her face or go. Were they though, you know, like, is that what we call in it sort of thing? And obviously, like, everyone's like, but it ruins Anakin, It ruins Anakin. It ruins all that time. 1:05:02 She's that like, but it doesn't. But Anakin is the only one that should be born from the Force. Also not true like it says in the law and in the books. Not in the books. In the films that Palpatine with Da Plagueis manipulated the midichlorians to create life, right? 1:05:20 That's essentially how it happened. They had to study that and learn. 1:05:24 Speaker 2 That. 1:05:25 Speaker 1 Figure it out, and if you've read Plagueis through the books, fucking Plagueis. This is when Extended Universe was Canon at the time it would say like, and I've listened to the book recently. There's there's a lot in that book that doesn't really tread on Canon. 1:05:41 Like it could still be pretty much Canon if they wanted to make it that way. But in that book, you he does that. Yeah. He creates life quite a few times through just manipulating the Force and the mid Chlorians. He does it with animals and shit, like testing things. He's not successfully done it with the human, but he's done it and whatnot. 1:05:58 And in this show you literally see Darth Plagueis following those witches storyline, like he's kind of learnt it from somewhere. And I'm like, OK, maybe. 1:06:10 Speaker 3 That was the story they were going. 1:06:12 Speaker 1 To tell, but no, he's all like all I want to do with it. I don't like what they've got lesbians in it. I don't like that, which is essentially what he's saying. It's like if you had kids, Michael, you also would understand what they're doing. And I'm trying to like get him to say these like hard hitting things but he doesn't want to talk about it. 1:06:30 He is just regurgitating shit that he's seen online from his Andrew Tate based podcasts that he does. 1:06:38 Speaker 3 Listen to I just. 1:06:41 Speaker 1 Look, Skeleton Crew is a good show. There's nothing really wrong about it. It's just a good Star Wars show, makes you feel like a kid again and it's enjoyable. Watch it, your kids would like it. No, I'm not. They don't have Disney Plus no more. Are you that hard up that you're going to let a couple of gay people or something ruin everything for you? 1:07:01 He's he does this thing where he calls people. It's very I don't like him. He does it, but he calls every like customer that walks in like Sir, miss, you know, very fake. If someone called me, Sir, hi, Sir, how can I help you today? I'd be like, oh, no, no, thank you. 1:07:19 Don't like that at all because normal people don't talk to normal people like that. You're not a Butler and you're not a fucking cotton picker. Stop talking like that times. 1:07:29 Speaker 2 Have changed we've. 1:07:30 Speaker 1 Progressed. Stop it. And he's like, hi, Sir, how? 1:07:34 Speaker 3 Can I help you today? 1:07:36 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, yes, ma'am, I'll do that for you. I'm like stop calling people sorry mum all the time. And he's like, why? I'm like, I just it's weird. It's weird is what it is. Just say you're right mate, how you doing or whatnot talk Normal people appreciate you talking all to them and also I'm I'm like throwing the all Also you don't know if they are a Sir in a moment anyway and you could really upset someone by doing that. 1:07:56 It's like, no, I don't care about that anyway. Again, naturally that's that that situation happens. So there's a a trans person comes through the drive through male to female and it is quite obvious what they were born as, but it is also quite obvious what they want to identify as, you know, because the way they dress, the way they present themselves, He calls them, Hey, right, Sir, I can help you with today. 1:08:18 And I told him I was like, I'm pretty sure that person doesn't want to be called Sir. And if not, just don't mention anybody's like Sir mum or anything. No one calls people like just say you're right. How you doing, you know, say normal things. And then he got really frustrated with it. He took his heads off. You threw it anyway. You'll you, you do that, then you talk to the people. 1:08:33 Then I'm like you become the. 1:08:36 Speaker 3 Vox Popular. 1:08:38 Speaker 2 I was like, you're really annoyed? 1:08:40 Speaker 1 I mean, look, I'm just saying, I'm just saying that I think you just shouldn't become people. Sorry, Mama. And it was like, you know what? Until he corrects me otherwise, until he tells me I'm in the wrong, he will be known as a heat. 1:08:54 Speaker 3 Of me, I'm like all. 1:08:55 Speaker 1 Right, Calm the fuck down, mate. And he got really angry about it because apparently that's the sort of person he is. And that is enough to tell me that he's a piece of shit. You know what I mean? Yeah, so yeah, I asked him the other day. And but as much as I hate him, I love fucking teasing him. 1:09:12 Like making him feel awkward. Just like no, not sex or whatever the other day in work. 1:09:18 Speaker 2 It was a bit quiet. 1:09:19 Speaker 1 And he was talking to a Co worker and oh, it's quiet today. It's unbelievably quiet. 1:09:28 Speaker 3 Coworker is involved in the conversation. 1:09:31 Speaker 1 And they retort with, you can't say unbelievable. What? Unbelievably. 1:09:38 Speaker 2 He's like clapping his ass with no sense like Mike. What's happening? Is this for Cube doing this? 1:09:47 Speaker 3 Hey code word is by saying you can't. 1:09:49 Speaker 1 Say that word, you know meaning the Q word, because you say it's quiet. It becomes busy. You know whatever bullshit yeah, I walk in on you can't say that word straight from and I join in on and I went and I go straight to my other code. I come Is he saying the N word again? Is it? 1:10:05 Is he using the hard RI didn't say that bit, but it's using the N word again. Is it and he looks and he's like Mike sure. No, I didn't, obviously not went what? What night time? It's getting darker isn't it? You'll love it when it's night time. You're always saying it and he's on an I'm light to him. 1:10:22 What other N word would it be? I'm lighting me. 1:10:27 Speaker 3 Sir. 1:10:29 Speaker 1 You know, like and another. 1:10:33 Speaker 3 One the other day because I know he's. 1:10:34 Speaker 1 Like issues and shit. I I gave, I gave him a sort of would you love your wife who's married with kids? Would you unbelievably, would you, would you love your wife? And would you stay with your wife if she just like became a vegetable? 1:10:52 You know, you had to look after her to care for her full time and stuff and say, yeah, of course I would. Of course I would. I'd still love her. I'd still care for her. She's still my wife. But yeah, but she's not have a personality though. She's drilling. No, no, I absolutely would. I'd be a full time carer. I'm like, OK, cool, cool, cool. What if she grew a Dick? 1:11:10 Speaker 3 What if in the night she grew a? 1:11:12 Speaker 1 Penis. A big old, and it was bigger than yours. A big old meaty schlong. No vagina. Dick and balls fully function. She still looks the same. She still presents herself the same. She's still the same person. And then Danny was thinking about it. 1:11:27 It's like, would other people know? Yeah. Was this answer? Would other people? 1:11:35 Speaker 3 Know that she had a. 1:11:36 Speaker 1 Penis. Yeah, she's proud of it. I mean, you were so quick to say you'd love her if she was a fucking fruit. 1:11:45 Speaker 2 But if she's. 1:11:45 Speaker 3 Got a different balls where she's fully functioning.
Would you rathers 1:11:47 Speaker 1 Can still go to work and stalk after herself. Now you're struggling and it's like, I can't answer that question. Like I can't answer it. Fucking wimpy when I give people would you rather's and they don't want to hate when you don't do it because one, it's not a thing that's happening. 2, it's not a thing that you have to think that deep about. 1:12:02 You know what I mean? It's it's a fake scenario that's never going to happen. Why are people so embarrassed about answering like within the confines? 1:12:13 Speaker 2 Of the question though you have to imagine that that is no your reality and what Yeah and you imagine it for five seconds and you get back home on the. 1:12:20 Speaker 1 Day, it's like, it's so arbitrary. It's like me going, would you rather eat the front wheel of a tire of a bike or the back wheel of a bike? It doesn't really fucking matter at the end of the day. And what's annoying me when I give people, would you rather so they go, I kill myself? No, you wouldn't. If I gave you the option to eat dog shit or cat shit and your option was, oh, I kill myself, No, you wouldn't. 1:12:42 If I put you in, people can't put themselves in that real world scenario. They No, I wouldn't. Yeah, you would. Probably dog shit because it smells less. I agree with that, actually, yeah. 1:12:53 Speaker 2 Cat shit stinks. Horrendous. Yeah, it'd be so awful. 1:12:57 Speaker 1 Not that one. 1:13:00 Speaker 3 Oh, that one's going to be gone, man. 1:13:02 Speaker 1 I was, I was with a friend before and I, I posed the question. I was trying to, I was trying to give her a scenario. I was like, would you live on a bus for a month for 100 grand? She said no. Well, no, that's OK. Well, easy. 1:13:17 What? 1:13:18 Speaker 2 It's like, no, it's embarrassing. 1:13:20 Speaker 1 What do you mean embarrassing? It's like what? To get paid a lot of money? No, not to. 1:13:23 Speaker 2 Live on a bus for a month. I was like the people. 1:13:25 Speaker 1 Know I'm doing like an expert. No, you just think you're some crazy person not doing it. Then is it televised? No, I'm not doing it. Then she's embarrassed. She's embarrassed about what the general public will think of her who were getting on and off the bus. 1:13:40 But if it was televised and then she gets like fame and not rightly after it, she's down. And I didn't even say underground. I said £1,000,000 and she still wouldn't do that. I and I said I said I'd do it for £500 which is she told me that was silly because I'd lose money then with I'd actually be at a loss because I'm only getting paid £500 for months of work which is riding. 1:14:04 Speaker 3 Around on a bus in my head I'm still. 1:14:06 Speaker 1 Getting paid my normal wages but for an extra £500 if I got paid on my normal wages anyway. Yeah it goes. I'd do. It's actually £500. I don't want to bus for a month and I don't have to go to work and stay on a bus all month. Piece of piss. There's a toilet on the bus, you get your food brought to you and you have your phone with full Internet access. 1:14:24 Why on earth would you not? Easy, easy job. 1:14:26 Speaker 2 It's a very easy. 1:14:27 Speaker 1 Job and she just. 1:14:29 Speaker 2 Struggled and she. 1:14:30 Speaker 1 Went no, I won't do it. Why someone at my place of work also he. 1:14:35 Speaker 2 Did live on a bus, yeah. 1:14:37 Speaker 1 For a full month. 1:14:38 Speaker 3 And he didn't get paid. He. 1:14:40 Speaker 2 Just. 1:14:41 Speaker 1 He was promised all this money and it. 1:14:43 Speaker 2 Never came to it. Imagine giving. 1:14:46 Speaker 3 Someone that scenario like would you do? 1:14:47 Speaker 1 This and they go, yeah, do that and then we just start doing it. No, it was a hypothetical. Don't try and live on a bus for a month. I don't have that money to give you. Do you think I've been living on buses for months? 1:15:04 Speaker 3 Thank God I don't know. 1:15:06 Speaker 2 Specifically, why this person, right? Yeah, but the question was asked, would you shag Sam Smith for £10,000,000? Who the fuck is Sam Smith? Sam Smith. 1:15:17 Speaker 1 Is a singer straight? 1:15:18 Speaker 2 Off the top of it, I'm not exactly sure. One Direction. No, no, no. 1:15:22 Speaker 1 He's not gay. 1:15:24 Speaker 2 Man, he was. Oh yeah, big fella addressed. 1:15:27 Speaker 1 Provocatively Christian. Christian like sort of balloon. 1:15:32 Speaker 2 Yeah. I don't know what you mean. I don't know. You mean no? 1:15:34 Speaker 1 Anyway, the guy said no. 1:15:37 Speaker 2 Right for my watch, 10 million. 1:15:39 Speaker 1 10 million I striking. 1:15:40 Speaker 2 For 500. 1:15:45 Speaker 3 This person then came to me was like this. 1:15:48 Speaker 2 Guy said he wouldn't. I said why the fuck not. Would you write £10,000,000 is absolutely nothing to be sniffed out, £1,000,000 off it be sniffed out for people? 1:15:59 Speaker 1 5 million, half the. 1:16:01 Speaker 2 Amount that you're going to give me and I'll still do it Couple 100 grand, I'll probably do that again. I'll still. 1:16:06 Speaker 1 Do it. 1:16:07 Speaker 2 That's a lot of money. Give me, give me, give me £0.50 and tell. 1:16:11 Speaker 1 Me where it is. 1:16:16 Speaker 3 All you have to give me is the Lube. 1:16:20 Speaker 2 Point him to a hot meal yourself. 1:16:24 Speaker 1 I get a. 1:16:25 Speaker 2 Full 8 hours sleep tonight. Where is it? Where is it? I'll get him now. Yeah. Ludicrous. 1:16:33 Speaker 1 Though, Yeah. 1:16:34 Speaker 2 Again, I I. 1:16:35 Speaker 1 Posed a similar question to her, but not the Sam Smith thing. But I posed a similar question to her on Boss. It was like the whole would you rather sleep with a woman that looked exactly like Sylvester Stallone or a man that looks exactly like, say, Megan Fox, you know, appeasing to like his, what he considers like hot and what he considers ugly. 1:16:55 And he was like, well, Sylvester Stallone. Why? Well, because it's a woman, I'm like, yeah, but also he's like, then he also said, well, everyone know about it. I'm like, yeah, everyone know about it. Really worried about what people think of him. But I'm like, at the end of the day, Sylvester one looks like Sylvester Stallone. 1:17:12 You know what I mean? It's such a funny question. It is a funny question. 1:17:15 Speaker 2 Who knows? Why do you think that? Are you? 1:17:19 Speaker 3 Going to do it or not? Yeah. 1:17:20 Speaker 2 You're going to and then he finally. 1:17:22 Speaker 1 Caved in and he said I was like with Sylvester Stallone with a vagina. I imagine that. 1:17:27 Speaker 2 Whilst having sex with this this woman who looks like Sylvester Stallone. Yeah, she she also sounds like him. Oh, absolutely. So in my head, she's. 1:17:37 Speaker 1 Very vocal as well. 1:17:38 Speaker 2 Like, oh, Asian. 1:17:43 Speaker 1 My name's Jack. Mickey. Mickey. 1:17:54 Speaker 2 Just Mike's fine. Easy, Sly. 1:17:59 Speaker 1 Easy. You better put it back in but. 1:18:06 Speaker 2 You're going to get a war you won't believe. 1:18:10 Speaker 3 Yeah, I guess I get. Are you? 1:18:12 Speaker 1 Sleeping with Sylvester Lament for these noises. Oh my, this is very funny. 1:18:18 Speaker 2 Just for the experience. Oh my God, I'd go with the I. 1:18:25 Speaker 1 Might not be Megan Fox with a cock, but like, you know, yeah, Megan Fox with cock, Yeah, sure, she's hot, she's hot. You'd be fool for.
Pull out a plum 1:18:33 Speaker 2 Short thumbs. 1:18:33 Speaker 1 Have you seen them? No. No. 1:18:35 Speaker 2 You'd be fool for turn it down. 1:18:36 Speaker 1 Or the thumbs like that got a chance call. Just call me Tom, Thumb or Jack. 1:18:46 Speaker 3 Corner whoever stuck his stomach in a pie. 1:18:48 Speaker 1 Jack Corner, Yeah, he called me Jack Corner. He. 1:18:50 Speaker 2 Did it when he was in a. 1:18:51 Speaker 1 Corner, you know he did took. 1:18:53 Speaker 2 His thumb in a pie, Yeah. 1:18:54 Speaker 1 Pulled it out, there was a plum on it. Fucking got to be that plum and to be that talking about him like he's. 1:19:02 Speaker 2 Like we know. 1:19:05 Speaker 3 God, Megan Fox, if you were sat in a corner. 1:19:08 Speaker 1 With those small thumbs and I was a pie. You could pull out a plum out of me any day. Yeah, I can't. I can't remember what it's called. 1:19:14 Speaker 2 But like, her thumbnail, her, her thumb itself is a bit wider. Yeah, and shorter. Like her thumbnail, for instance, is like half the size of like a normal nail. Oh, interesting. 1:19:30 Speaker 1 Small thumbs kind. 1:19:31 Speaker 3 Of what it's probably me should. 1:19:32 Speaker 1 Have a small penis? 1:19:33 Speaker 2 Then so it'll be fine. 1:19:34 Speaker 1 I'm not sure if it's directly call. 1:19:37 Speaker 2 It Oh yeah, it will be. You know what they say about. 1:19:39 Speaker 1 Phones so she has a chilled is what you say? 1:19:43 Speaker 2 Short but thick. Yeah, I imagine I'd be still. 1:19:46 Speaker 1 Doing the fucking as well. Not necessarily. Depends on the date you know. 1:19:51 Speaker 2 I suppose. 1:19:52
Zomboids From The Cube Speaker 1 I want to sort of Speaking of like weirdos and freaks, Yeah, people with the. 1:20:00 Speaker 3 Weird thumbs I. 1:20:01 Speaker 1 Was going to do a section that I think we should do regularly. You can keep an eye out for these as well. I was thinking like like zomboids from the cube or something. 1:20:12 Speaker 3 You know what you say like absolute. 1:20:15 Speaker 1 Weird situations happening. You like, you question reality around you like, is this real? Yeah. Is this happening? What the fuck is going on? So like the guest and then you you sort of spotlight a a single person around that. 1:20:30 So only because I saw this person on a retail park outside of a Next store, right. The ad is a boombox playing specifically, I would say dad rock music, you know, White Snake what not? 1:20:46 Yeah, what? Not specifically. I am 100% convinced he was playing a guitar. The best a guitar album in the world too, because I had that CD and I listen to it quite a lot. And the two songs that followed each other were in order of that album. 1:21:02 So you have like White Snake and then Smoke on the Water or something like that. Or it's not. It was Sunshine All You Love by Cream. And then it was like White Snake or something like I don't know. But either way, it was those type of songs and it was on that type of anyway, he's out. 1:21:18 He stood outside of next and he's just had that. He's got that music playing right? Full blast. Everyone can hear him around. He's also got a big fat fishing rod with he's got his fishing. 1:21:29 Speaker 3 Rod out and he's like. 1:21:30 Speaker 1 Stringing it up, he's tying it all up and there's no lake near this next. There's no river for him to go fishing. There's no lake for him to go fishing. So he's like, I don't know what he's planning on going fishing for right? Compliments possibly. This is very weird. 1:21:47 He's got his music playing, so he's planning on staying there for a while. He's got his rod, he's stringing it up. He's like whatever, he's putting bait on the end of his rod. So he's he's getting ready to fish. He's putting bet on the end of his rod and I go inside. I've got a nip upstairs for something. Then I come out and he's still there. 1:22:02 He's still thinking. As I'm walking past him again, I have a look at his bait. Right, right, right. It's. 1:22:09 Speaker 2 Not worms or anything. 1:22:09 Speaker 1 But it's chunky. It's dog treats. He's Hawking dog treats on the end of his rod. And then to double check that, I look down at his side and yeah, you know, he's got 4 bag of dog treats with him, which he's catching a new pet. I don't know. I don't know. That's insane. 1:22:26 Anyways, on boys from the queue that's that's that's the one that's saw. At first I thought ohh what a quirky. 1:22:32 Speaker 2 Weird guy. And then it's just said dog trees. I thought this is incredibly nefarious, What's happening now? My. 1:22:43 Speaker 1 Own OK and I put dog tree. 1:22:45 Speaker 3 On the end of a fishing. 1:22:46 Speaker 1 Rod in a fucking retail gun. It's insane. It's insane. He sounds like a villain. He sounds like a. 1:22:53 Speaker 2 Fucking Oh my God he sounds like the worst person. Probably homeless. I don't know, fishing. 1:22:59 Speaker 1 Rods are expensive. Yeah, all all this. 1:23:02 Speaker 2 Stuff that he has has cost money, money that almost passable. 1:23:07 Speaker 3 Now. 1:23:08 Speaker 2 I know boom boxes are pretty much free these days. 1:23:10 Speaker 1 Right. You pick them up like a quid or something from any like sort of cash generator. And I know the best dog guitar album in the world too is going to be going for next to nothing in Cex. Pick it up for a penny. Probably just those. 1:23:25 Speaker 3 Two combos, Fishing rod and dog. 1:23:27 Speaker 1 Trees which also cost a bit of money. There wasn't Pets at Home further down the retail park, but I don't know if that had any coloration. Think so much of it I was worried about. I didn't know if he was going to start casting or anything. 1:23:42 Not spells, but just like throwing his line out there waiting for a little bite to eat, reeling in a full dog. So yeah, I started to bring that up and I think it might be a fun section that we can recur if we see some absolute mental people walking around who will refer to as zombies. 1:24:00 Yeah, yeah, if I if I see. 1:24:03 Speaker 2 A zomboid I'll I'll try making zombies from the cube cubic. 1:24:09 Speaker 1 Zomboids, yeah. 1:24:10 Speaker 2 Makes sense? Anything else you want to chat? 1:24:12 Speaker 1 About Is it burning your ears? Gonna loosen? Gonna loosen your lips about anything? What's winding? 1:24:23 Speaker 3 Down a bit. Do you want to cut all what I'm?
Winding down 1:24:24 Speaker 1 Saying and do a big albatross thing. We don't have to do that. We could just end it before the. 1:24:28 Speaker 2 Albatross comes. I feel like we've not done the albatross. No, no. 1:24:32 Speaker 1 No, I have to do the Yeah, we've not. 1:24:34 Speaker 2 Done it for a while. I feel like there's a big. 1:24:36 Speaker 1 More thing it's only when. 1:24:39 Speaker 3 We've been running too long. We've. 1:24:40 Speaker 2 Not been running too long? We've already done over an hour. Oh yeah. 1:24:43 Speaker 1 But we're not like albatross. 1:24:45 Speaker 2 I just thought I was not running too long. It was like a running. 1:24:48 Speaker 1 When we're exhausted and we've got nothing to say, no, I don't think so. I think that smoke. 1:24:53 Speaker 2 Like, we've dragged this on well, too long now let's just get, let's just send the fucking thing, you know what I mean? Keep talking then. 1:25:00 Speaker 1 OK, well so that you can do. 1:25:03 Speaker 2 No, no, no, because then you'll. 1:25:05 Speaker 1 Just turn around and do that absolute bullshit evil thing that you're not allowed to do an improv. Oh, is that the album shots? No, that was a different noise. I will never. Yes, Andy. 1:25:20 Speaker 3 Every idea you ever have, I don't. 1:25:22 Speaker 2 Know how long have we been running? 1:25:26 Speaker 3 For in total. 1:25:28 Speaker 1 We're fine. It's too. 1:25:30 Speaker 2 Long to be far it'll. 1:25:31 Speaker 1 Get caught down though, wouldn't it? Yeah, we'll get caught down. 1:25:33 Speaker 2 Oh, this is going to get caught. No, they. 1:25:35 Speaker 1 Got my key this. Why would you? Why? 1:25:37 Speaker 2 Would you break immersion? 1:25:41 Speaker 3 Yeah, we could cut out there too. 1:25:43 Speaker 2 Do you want to do the albatross noise? 1:25:45 Speaker 1 Is that why you don't like me doing it? You feel like I don't like you doing this? I don't. 1:25:50 Speaker 2 Think it's always necessary, I think. I think it's necessary when we've run. 1:25:53 Speaker 1 Out of things to say, no, we could just I feel. 1:25:57 Speaker 2 Like we've all right. 1:25:59 Speaker 1 Fine, let's. It's fun to have the albatross involved. All right? Clearly we're at an impasse. We'll end it. We'll end it normally. I hope you all enjoyed that behind the scenes bickering. 1:26:17 Speaker 3 Have you got Simpsons? Cool. 1:26:18 Speaker 2 I'm trying my best to think right. 1:26:20 Speaker 1 Now, if you've been stalling. 1:26:23 Speaker 2 For times, yeah, a little bit I've been. 1:26:25 Speaker 1 Michael and I'll see you in hell, Candy boys. 1:26:33 Speaker 3 Oh my God, And I've been Jack. 1:26:41 Speaker 1 Think I'm sexy, thoughts. Think I'm sexy thoughts. Think I'm sexy? Thoughts. What theme? 1:26:46 Speaker 3 Tune is he playing? 1:26:47 Speaker 1 It's like it's. 1:26:49 Speaker 2 * Bewitched. Bewitched. 1:26:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's banged and bewitched. Banged, bewitched. He has a polka dot. 1:26:56 Speaker 2 Bikini does have a polka dot bikini on. 1:26:59 Speaker 1 Anyway, this has been trapped in the queue. 1:27:02 Speaker 2 See you later, I guess. Yeah. Bye. See you.

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