Mike's Pitches
Mike pitches ideas for movies, TV series, and more.
- A Rastafarian Lord of the Rings trilogy
- A Muppets Tom Sawyer movie
- Would you take £100 million to live with silent hill mannequins hunting you for the rest of your life?
- A wrestling move known only as the Sunderland
- The Bollock Has Breath - 80s style horror movie
- Alternate world terminology for ejaculation
- Was Beaker the original Groot?
- Groot is the Chewbacca the Wookie of the Marvel universe
- An episode of Trapped in the Cube where Mike communicates entirely in Shyriiwook
- Didn’t like Amazing Spider-Man 2 movie
- Andrew Garfield is a good Spider-Man but a bad Peter Parker
- A collaborative effort to write ideas for a new film
- Back to the Future reboot set in the 1990's with grunge aesthetic
- A new Aragorn’s foot
- Kid Bones: rapper; small in stature, big in talent (co-pitched by Jack)
- That Thing - Starring Chris Rock & Jackie Chan
- That Thing You Do - A musical (films have the same name all the time)
- Russell & Russell: They'll Russell You Up! - Starring Russell Crowe & Kurt Russell
- Jaws vs Godzilla
- A jar especially for Joe Rogan
- Sausage earth theory
- A Disney Pixar movie in the same vein as Inside Out, about the digestive activity in the Human Centipede
- A horror short about a villain that doesn't exist when observed
- Lenny the Length, Long Medium
