Mike's Pitches

Mike's Pitches

Mike pitches ideas for movies, TV series, and more.

• Really curved swords
• A 90s comedy film called Ninja Brother starring Chris Farley
• A reality TV show called Pirates and Predators
• A pitch by Jack
• A mockumentary-style series covering Predator home world admin (co-pitched by Jack)
• An episode of X-Files that sounds uncannily authentic
• A Frankenstein movie directed by Guillermo del Toro
• A fair wage for the king's court
• Ice Cube, Ice-T, and Vanilla Ice - all these guys should be in a drink
• Technical specifications for a new drink, the Vanilla Iced Cube T
• A Doctor Manhattan vs Superman comic, done poorly
• Just release Regular Show on Bluray so Mike can buy it
• Biblically accurate Easter biscuits
• A fifth Beatles biopic film like the Avengers
• John Lennon is Ironman, Paul McCartney is Captain America Ringo Star is the Hulk, and George Harrison is Thor
• Any still from animated series, Scavengers Reign, framed and put up on the cube wall
• An anti-vampire cardboard door system
• New vampire slurs
• Mike is trying to make eggy-xamps happen
• Bobby Charlatan, darts player
• Liam Bigribs and Cassandra Smallribs-DeVaughn, contestants on Love Island
• Binford, a trash can with googly eyes
• A tool company called Toolin’ Around
• A tool company called Tools for Fools, great for people who aren't so good at DIY
• A tool company called Ghoulish Tools
• The Idea, a Batman villain who torments Batman with a slew of unfinsihed evil projects
• A cigarette roll-up made of human skin
• A stinky horror villain who you can smell before you see
• Wizarding world wars
• A Halo film but set in like the 20th century and it's just normal events. Well, it's fiction, but it's like a crime drama, and at end of this, like, 10 season series, the final episode is like, "Hey, have you heard of the Spartan Project?"
• Final Journeys: A service providing footage of the last few hours of a celebrity’s life (named by Jack)
• High ticket Patreon tiers involving Jack and Mike getting their smooch on
• Or maybe just an Onlyfans
• A spider writing clickbait articles
• The curled tongue Mike experience
• Catchphrase, but it’s just scents (say what you smell)
• The Life and True Blue Times of Henry Shrimp, a novel from The Shrimpingman series
• New slurs for dark elves
• What’s the gist, Drizzt? Procedural 70's cop drama with Detective Led Bullet
• Justice for working rhinos
• Galactus vs Godzilla arm wrestle
• Big Max, the worse version and cousin of Mad Max
• Been and Gone (Bin and Gone) - a story about Jack on the search for his wheelie bin, inspired by There and Back Again
• J K R Tolkien - a mirror version of J R R Tolkien who wrote Harry Potter and is a transphobe
• Dandy homeless costume competition
• A fun Christmas adventure for Jack
• Mike’s new years games list
• Top ten grunts in cinema history
• Zomboids from the Cube
• RLCU: Reality Cinematic Universe (co-pitched by Jack)
• Would you rathers to really get you thinking
• A Rastafarian Lord of the Rings trilogy
• A Muppets Tom Sawyer movie
• Would you take £100 million to live with silent hill mannequins hunting you for the rest of your life?
• A wrestling move known only as the Sunderland
• The Bollock Has Breath - 80s style horror movie
• Alternate world terminology for ejaculation
• Was Beaker the original Groot?
• Groot is the Chewbacca the Wookie of the Marvel universe
• An episode of Trapped in the Cube where Mike communicates entirely in Shyriiwook
• Didn’t like Amazing Spider-Man 2 movie
• Andrew Garfield is a good Spider-Man but a bad Peter Parker
• A collaborative effort to write ideas for a new film
• Back to the Future reboot set in the 1990's with grunge aesthetic
• A new Aragorn’s foot
• Kid Bones: rapper; small in stature, big in talent (co-pitched by Jack)
• That Thing - Starring Chris Rock & Jackie Chan
• That Thing You Do - A musical (films have the same name all the time)
• Russell & Russell: They'll Russell You Up! - Starring Russell Crowe & Kurt Russell
• Jaws vs Godzilla
• A jar especially for Joe Rogan
• Sausage earth theory
• A Disney Pixar movie in the same vein as Inside Out, about the digestive activity in the Human Centipede
• A horror short about a villain that doesn't exist when observed
• Lenny the Length, Long Medium

Jack's Pitches

Sometimes Jack gets a word in edgeways and pitches his own ideas.

• A pirate-themed Predator movie that’s not necessarily in a boat on the water
• Ghoul's Tools: Look at these monster prices that we've hacked!