Thursday, 16th July, 2026

I have committed crimes against CSS. I am a sinner beyond redemption. I have somehow managed, using an unholy cocktail of spans and classes, to create a version of the Honk font that looks somewhat accurate on iOS.

I knew I should back away when I began learning about text trimming properties, but I just couldn't stop myself. I have bolted together an abomination. It is an affront to creation. I am drunk on power and cannot stop. Cannot be stopped.

I laugh meniacally with tears in my eyes. Honk, my precious, I shall have you. I shall display for all of Apple-dom to see.

I've committed a war crime. Baskerville lies dead in the dust. I struck down Helvetica. I feel no remorse.