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Mike's Hot Takes

Takes
Source
  • Directors are too scared to put in just one silly bit to their Oscar worthy film

Episode seven

  • If you get in a Cuber it’s weird to sit directly behind the driver, or in the passenger seat, but not beyond the realms of posisbility
  • Spiral condenser tubes (such as Friedrichs condenser or Graham condenser) are just silly straws for science
  • Don’t @ me, Star Wars fans, I’m one of you
  • I just love weird guys
  • Madri beer is the worst of the best
  • Trapped in the Cube is neither a political nor educational podcast

Episode six

  • Shaggy's takes on Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero and Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon aren't that hot
  • Tim Curry as Hexxus sings a sexy sexy song
  • You don’t need two sausage barms
  • You’re not getting my hair
  • Bethesda: Update your fucking engine and make a fun game
  • Mike likes Silent Hill 2 because he’s done bad things
  • Barbenheimer shocked Mike to his core
  • They put guilty spooks in the Astro Bot controller for the best vibrations

Episode five

  • Gandalf crash landed on a comet from space

Episode four

  • Scream is just a grown-up Scooby Do
  • The real reason Morrissey is a vegetarian

Episode three

  • Mike hates creativity
  • Daddy Mike Jr. likes despondent goth women
  • The X-Men films have poor continuity and many infuriating contradictions

Episode two

  • Joe Rogan isn't funny
  • The only bad thing Russell Brand has ever done is not be funny
  • Bodies exhumed from the grave are superior to bodies sourced from a morgue for purposes that can be inferred using context clues.

Episode one


Jack's Hot Takes

Takes
Source
  • Spoiler alert: no heaven

Episode four

  • Let that small man do what he wants
  • Christianity is a cult
  • I don’t care about Johnny Depp

Episode three

  • James McAvoy looks really stupid bald
  • Darwin (X-Men character) sucks

Episode two