| Takes |
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- Mike is unimpressed with a product advertised as ‘burgers with cheese inside’ because they are simply two meat patties frozen together with cheese in between. They slide all over the place when cooked, but make for an excellent cheat meal.
- Mike doesn’t understand where maggots come from
- Mike is critical of the transporter technology in later Star Trek series
- “Speak for yourself, I never learn.”
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Episode eight |
- Directors are too scared to put in just one silly bit to their Oscar worthy film
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Episode seven |
- If you get in a Cuber it’s weird to sit directly behind the driver, or in the passenger seat, but not beyond the realms of posisbility
- Spiral condenser tubes (such as Friedrichs condenser or Graham condenser) are just silly straws for science
- Don’t @ me, Star Wars fans, I’m one of you
- I just love weird guys
- Madri beer is the worst of the best
- Trapped in the Cube is neither a political nor educational podcast
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Episode six |
- Shaggy's takes on Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero and Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon aren't that hot
- Tim Curry as Hexxus sings a sexy sexy song
- You don’t need two sausage barms
- You’re not getting my hair
- Bethesda: Update your fucking engine and make a fun game
- Mike likes Silent Hill 2 because he’s done bad things
- Barbenheimer shocked Mike to his core
- They put guilty spooks in the Astro Bot controller for the best vibrations
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Episode five |
- Gandalf crash landed on a comet from space
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Episode four |
- Scream is just a grown-up Scooby Do
- The real reason Morrissey is a vegetarian
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Episode three |
- Mike hates creativity
- Daddy Mike Jr. likes despondent goth women
- The X-Men films have poor continuity and many infuriating contradictions
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Episode two |
- Joe Rogan isn't funny
- The only bad thing Russell Brand has ever done is not be funny
- Bodies exhumed from the grave are superior to bodies sourced from a morgue for purposes that can be inferred using context clues.
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Episode one |
