CUBELORE

• Upon entering the cube. a fat pelican pecks your eyes out, but you may be able to earn them back by performing a series of deeds that our hosts are yet to identify.
• The cube has a very bird-led culture that could be described as an aviarchy
• There is an entity in the cube known as the Coherent Cube who exists to keep continuity

Episode seven

• There’s a town in the cube
• The cube is vast and has towns
• Cubeton is a nice place, rustic
• The albatrosses act as a delivery service for items such as Lord of the Rings on Blu-ray
• Albatrosses carry items bundled in a sheet like a stork
• The cube has a ride service called Cuber
• There is a chain of off-licenses called the local Cube
• Cubl is the local supermarket. Spend a Cubl, Live a Lot
• Cubemail is an email service in the cube
• There is a cube tax that funds the albatrosses
• You will be forced to watch the Hypercube film when you arrive at the cube
• The films are part of a larger body of Cubaganda
• That’s just a cube having a gander
• Cubephrase is a gameshow in the cube
• Roy Walker is alive and well and living in the cube

Episode six

• Special guest Shaggy was found washed up on the beach in the cube
• They put him back on the beach at the end of the recording session and hid him in the sand to protect him from the albatross
• Shaggy may return to re-record the lost episode
• Sound doesn’t travel through the cube. This includes the sound of incorrect opinions.
• The albatross is a skilled drag performer
• All newcomers to the cube must survive their first tucking from the albatross
• As punishment for not finishing their recording on time, the albatross inflicts a wide variety of tucks upon the hosts
• These include being taken to, tucked in, tucked back, wearing a tuxedo, and sometimes being offered a Tuc biscuit
• After being tucked back, the albatross appraises you with the keen eye of a drag competition judge, and when satisfied flies away again
• The albatross sports the tonsur haircut made famous by Friar Tuck, and is sometimes also wearing a tuxedo (unclear if the outward appearance of the albatross is the same each time)
• Mike is in the cube as a punishment for a crime he committed as a child
• In many ways, Silent Hill is like the cube
• The cube is its own dimension or pocket reality
• However, unlike Silent Hill, the interior of the cube is quite peaceful as there are no bricks in tumble dryers

Episode five

• Mike & Jack can dance (if they want to), but only in the cube
• In the cube anything they manifest becomes real (for example, a phone, an elephant)
• They are all-powerful in the cube
• You can’t be cancelled in the cube (can’t cancel what’s trapped)
• Got trapped in the cube looking for heaven
• The cube was found at the top of the escalator to the sky
• When they entered the cube they found it contained recording equipment
• The cube is the afterlife
• Solved racism, but solution trapped in the cube
• Solved world hunger, same issue
• No prejudice, bliss in ‘ere
• There’s lots of beds here
• The cube is susceptible to copyright law
• Sponsorship deals can also get through
• The cube klaxon sounds at the end of the episode
• A lovecraftian albatross arrives when you’ve recorded too long
• The albatross defies description, but it does have wings.
• The wingspan (or one wing, or simultanously both measurements) of the albatross measures the equivalent of 19 football fields
• The albatross may be able to cancel Mike despite the anti-cancellation properties of the cube
• Jack is regularly driven to the point of madness over the albatross

Episode four

• The cube has sound dampening properties to negate the effects of the outside of the cube
• The cube is a fucking universe
• Guests can materialise in the cube
• The party’s in the cube
• In the cube, all time exists
• You are still late for the party
• In the cube, the place where you need to get the wine is always open
• In Episode 8 it was stated that the Cubists are coming, but this claim has since been disputed

Episode two