| Book Title |
Episode |
- Hawkeye
- Lord of the Rings series
- The Two Towers
- Harry Potter series
- The Witcher
- Shark Heart
- Pig Heart Boy
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
- Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book
- Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides
- This Pumpkin Spice Latte Gets Me Off In A Fun And Sincere Way Because It’s Okay For People To Enjoy Popular Things Without Being Shamed For The Perceived “Basicness” Of Their Beverage Choices
- My Macaroni And Cheese Is A Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer
- Mothman Did A Great Job Installing My Home Audio System And Now He’s Eating My Ass: A Trans Buckaroo Tale
- My Pool Gets Me Wet In A Completely Platonic Way And Now We Are Close Friends
- Space Raptor Butt Invasion
- Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups
- Rudolph The Red-Nosed Butt Raptor
- Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Holiday Shopping
- Pounded In The Butt By The Physical Manifestation Of Awkward Political Dinner Discussion Over The Thanksgiving Holiday
- Pounded In The Butt By The Unexpectedly Early Arrival Of Christmas Decorations
- My Bizarre Obsession With The Fictional Narrative Of A War On Christmas Pounds My Butt
- The Sentient Lesbian Dreidel Eats Gimel Of My Butt For Hanukkah
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Episode eight |
- Star Wars: Dark Force Rising
- Star Wars novels Thrawn trilogy
- Jurassic Park
- The Lost World
- Dexter
- Lord of the Rings
- The Hobbit
- Journey to the West
- Sandman
- The Silmarillion
- The Witcher
- The Disc World Series
- The Colour of Magic
- The Light Fantastic
- Discworld Witches series
- The Night Watch
- Reaper Man
- Hogfather
- Shark Heart
- Pig Heart Boy
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Episode seven |
- Star Wars: Heir to the Empire
- Aesops Fables
|
Episode six |
- Lord of the Rings
- The Divine Comedy
- Journey to the West
- Call of Cthulhu
- Pickman’s Model
- Night Gaunts
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Episode four |
